So, I hit a car.

[Silverhawk79]

Head on. While delivering a pizza. The car was a rental. There was a kid inside.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
But! My car was pretty much undamaged (aside from some paint scrapes and a few tiny cosmetic things), kid was fine, and all I got was a citation. My manager didn't even care, funnily enough. All she said was "Well, your accident free hours count is back to 0. Ready for another delivery?"
EVERYTHING WENT BETTER THAN EXPECTED.
discuss/laugh/etc.

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Did you kill or seriously maim anybody?

[Gwen Khan]

how did you manage to do that?

[Kilroy]

That sucks, bro D:

[SkyMyl]

I was waiting for this to happen. Well, no actually.

At least no one was hurt. ^_^

[Smashin]

I'm disappointed in you, Silver. I thought you knew better. It's one thing to break an internet forum, but breaking people is very bad.

[Silverhawk79]

Did you kill or seriously maim anybody?

No, thank goodness.

how did you manage to do that?

Terrible left turn, looked at ticket, BAM.

[Silverhawk79]

I'm disappointed in you, Silver. I thought you knew better. It's one thing to break an internet forum, but breaking people is very bad.

Sorry Dad. ;_;

[Tsumaru]

I guess she got a...

-puts on sunglasses.-

....special delivery.

YEEEAAHHHHHHHHHHHH

[Smashin]

Sorry Dad. ;_;

It's all right son. Just... if you have to, hit someone you really hate instead.

[JrDude]

You crash and break too many things in real life too.

[Eizweir]

Why am I not surprised.

That really sucks, hope you pay better attention from now on :)

[Doodle]

I guess she got a...

-puts on sunglasses.-

....special delivery.

YEEEAAHHHHHHHHHHHH

I laughed so much more than I should have.

[Tupin]

http://www.snopes.com/business/consumer/dominos.asp

First thing I thought of.

[Captain Justice]

how did you manage only a citation?