Mother Effin Bish. Retail story of what happened to me today.

StarWindWizard7 · July 22, 2009, 08:23:59 PM

OK, time for me to rant about what happen to me today.

OK, I'm in the office counting down money when my cashier calls me to the front of the store.

I'm like, "OK... I wonder whats wrong?".

So I walk out the office and arm it, and gradually walk to the front of the store where my Cashier is. When she see's me she stoops down behind the counter and points towards the customer that she's dealing with. (I saw her stoop and point, the customer didn't see her do this) I immediately thought, "ohhh noo...". :-s

Anyway, I talked to the customer......

She is this Upper 40's, off tan, short/frazzle dirty blond hair, about 289 f***ing pounds with her friend and 2 fat ass daughters.

Her purchase is, 2 Nike Tempo shorts (The worlds most popular shorts that all girls and women wear, apparently).

She says, "I don't know what the confusion is about. Listen, all I want to do is buy these 2 shorts with my credit card...then come back tomorrow with just my receipt and a $30.00 gift card. All I want you to do is put $30.00's back on my credit card"

I look at my Cashier and then I tell the customers, "well Ma'am, we can't simply put $30.00's from a gift card Back on your credit card, it doesn't work that way".

She gets Louder and with a slight attitude... as more customers start to line up.

She says, "No, your not listening to me, If I return the shorts and re buy them but use my $30.00 gift card towards this purchase and the rest on my credit card, you should be able to do it".

I then tell her, "Ma'am, I'd need the shorts as well as the receipt in order to do that".

She gets louder ....then she leans over the counter and says,
"Well my daughters will be going out of town and I won't have the shorts with me!"

I say, " I'm sorry, but that's our return policy and "
*She cuts me off*

"And you call yourself a manager, your not even listening to me. You can't even run the store your working at! What is wrong with you?"
Her friend and daughters were laughing a little as well as them being embarrassed for her raising her voice at me and causing a slight commotion.

Then she says, "Well, I'll just return the shorts and use my gift card towards me buying the shorts again. Your one of the worst managers I've ever dealt with".

I said, "Well that's what I said the 1st time, Thank you."
And I walked off.

I was slightly mad, but at the same time as a manager...with out getting angry Or upset, I kept my cool and composure and did the right thing. Ahhh......... Retail....

But now that I think about it, I SHOULD of said, "Well Sorry, your Sh*t out luck, you fat f***!*"

For the 1st time in years... probably the 1st time ever, I felt an attitude coming out of me that I held back for a looooooooooong time.

It's either Gay with an attitude, or an Angry Black Man.
I don't know which one would of happen if I didn't held back.

Still feel a tiny Tinge of anger from the incident...but I'll get over it.

ANYBODY Else ever feel this way?
Of at least holding back?

Silverhawk79 · July 22, 2009, 08:41:10 PM

Well, in the brief time I delivered pizzas (3 weeks, ha!), I only had one rude customer.
I was new to the job, and I got lost. I finally found it, but it took quite a while. I got to the door and they just gave me this dirty look and said in an incredibly snotty voice, "Took you long enough! :|" Keep in mind, this was like, my 3rd or 4th day on the job. I just apologized and said I got lost, was new on the job, etc., but they were like "Well, that's not an excuse for giving me cold pizza! >:(", I just apologized, took the money, and walked off. Otherwise, I'm pretty sure I would have ninnyed her out and gotten a nice complaint filed against me.
Ugh...

StarWindWizard7 · July 22, 2009, 08:44:37 PM

Gay attitude, *takes our Scanner and strangles her with the wires*

Angry Black Man *Grabs a sandal from our footwear aise and slap the piss out of repeatedly* :)

Ahhhhhhhhhh......... my options are limitless

DededeCloneChris · July 22, 2009, 09:39:18 PM

I pick the Angry Black Man option.

Titus Andronicus · July 22, 2009, 09:47:03 PM

When I worked at Price Chopper, I was never trained well with coupons. Apparently on certain days some coupons count double? I didn't know this. One coupon this lady had didn't exactly work scanning, and the scanner does it automatically. So I had to type in the bar code, and I guess that doesn't automatically double it.

It's a intercourse ing 10 cents coupon.

She gets so mad that I don't get what she means with double coupons, I tell her to go to customer service where they could help her out more than I could. So she does and yells at them about how poopty of a cashier I am. I clearly showed her in the right direction, and she intercourse ing reams me out for it. So then my manager had to take me into my office and yell at me about how I should be nicer to the customers because if they complain it's her who gets in trouble.

Fuck Price Chopper.

Captain Justice · July 22, 2009, 09:48:27 PM

if you ever feel slightly angry about that incident....just remind yourself that shes a fat ninny and it would suck to be her lol.

but seriously, people like that are intercourse ing pathetic.

Silverhawk79 · July 22, 2009, 09:59:53 PM

Oh, and when people complain about the pizza taking too long to get there...HEY, GUESS WHAT? WE HAVE TO COOK IT FIRST, WHICH TAKES A WHILE. DON'T YELL AT THE DELIVERY DRIVER. >:(
Glad I quit.

StarWindWizard7 · July 22, 2009, 10:12:08 PM

Quote from: Silverhawk79 on July 22, 2009, 09:59:53 PM
Oh, and when people complain about the pizza taking too long to get there...HEY, GUESS WHAT? WE HAVE TO COOK IT FIRST, WHICH TAKES A WHILE. DON'T YELL AT THE DELIVERY DRIVER. >:(
Glad I quit.

See...if I would of known they would of been angry at me, I'd spit in their food...or go on there front lawn... and add some Grass........(grind it up reallll good though) and sprinkle it on their pizza.

HEY WHATS THAT Green STUFF ON MY PIZZA?

Oh, Thats Oregano :P
(or however you spell it)

heheheheh
>:D

Triforceman22 · July 23, 2009, 12:52:02 AM

I know what you mean Star.

phatyo · July 23, 2009, 01:00:28 AM

Should of complimented her hair and everything and how of a fine dessision of what shorts shes buying and all the other bull poop. Then ounce she gets all faltered cause if shes fat like, she must be a dike and never receives any of those. SOOOOO! Then ounce u were done lying you should of told her well as been a costumer we would love to see you here much more, so maybe you should go to the gym? Hit up that cardio ;)
She would of went home and though about what she did as a fat ninny. Cause for some reasons the fat ninnyes are the ones with the balls. They were probably so used to of been made fun of they learned how to do it way better right back. FUCK FAT BITCHES!

The Seventh · July 23, 2009, 07:46:51 AM

Wow. She didn't give you a chance.

And that's true silver. I realize that most of the time for delivery is so the pizza is adeqately cooked. I'm not an ignorant bastard like that.

Quote from: SolidSNK on July 22, 2009, 09:47:03 PM
When I worked at Price Chopper, I was never trained well with coupons. Apparently on certain days some coupons count double? I didn't know this. One coupon this lady had didn't exactly work scanning, and the scanner does it automatically. So I had to type in the bar code, and I guess that doesn't automatically double it.

It's a intercourse ing 10 cents coupon.

She gets so mad that I don't get what she means with double coupons, I tell her to go to customer service where they could help her out more than I could. So she does and yells at them about how poopty of a cashier I am. I clearly showed her in the right direction, and she intercourse ing reams me out for it. So then my manager had to take me into my office and yell at me about how I should be nicer to the customers because if they complain it's her who gets in trouble.

Fuck Price Chopper.

Shit, dude. Getting mad over not being able to get another 10 cents off?

And the manager didn't care about what you had to say? Damn.

Jono2 · July 23, 2009, 08:03:17 AM

this is why i prefer to not work in sales.

Mutilator7 · July 23, 2009, 02:11:53 PM

Quote from: Silverhawk79 on July 22, 2009, 09:59:53 PM
Oh, and when people complain about the pizza taking too long to get there...HEY, GUESS WHAT? WE HAVE TO COOK IT FIRST, WHICH TAKES A WHILE. DON'T YELL AT THE DELIVERY DRIVER. >:(
Glad I quit.

Don't shoot the messenger for bringing bad news... in form of cold pizza

Nayrman · July 23, 2009, 02:30:20 PM

People are intercourse ing stupid. Worked fast food for three years... at Chick-Fil-A. EVERYTHING is chicken... and I've gotten people who ask for hamburgers at a chicken place... multiple times. Seriously, it's a one page menu, IT'S NOT THAT HARD YOU FUCKING TWATS!
joys of living in the moronic south...

Titus Andronicus · July 23, 2009, 02:45:25 PM

Quote from: Jono2 on July 23, 2009, 08:03:17 AM
this is why i prefer to not work in sales.

This is why I quit that poop.

I work in a warehouse now with a few guys. Get paid more, get more hours, and don't hate life. I listen to my iPod all day and stock shoes.