Countdown to Christmas

[Lohn Jocke]

SO I JUST FUCKING WOKE UP, AND IT'S GODDAMN CHRISTMAS
SO TO CELEBRATED, I'M IN FUCKING EXTREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEME MODE.
(AND BY THAT I MEAN I'M KEEPING CAPS LOCK ON :3)

[JrDude]

wow ur funy

[Spud]

3 more hours until I can open presents. (~^-^)~

[Lohn Jocke]

wow ur funy

NOT TRYING TO BE, JUST DRANK LOTS OF CAFFEINE.
NEVER DRANK THAT STUFF BEFORE :U

Okay, I'll stop.

[SkyMyl]

wtf we aren't opening presents
Impatient greedy bastard.

[FruitFlow]

My bro has been sick in bed since Monday.
So I'm really not in the mood to open presents until he's up and energized.

[Kayo]

It's the 26th.

thread over nao.

[Mystic]

Bitch, we're still counting. We can count negatives. Or till next Christmas.

[JrDude]

Bitch, we're still counting. We can count negatives. Or till next Christmas.

Let's doit

[Kayo]

kso 364 days left.

[FruitFlow]

-1 day till Christmas.

[JrDude]

How come everything besides 1 has an s at the end? "1 day 2 days 0 days"

[FruitFlow]

Because when you're speaking of only one thing by itself, it's singular.
So an s is unnecessary.

When you speak of multiple subjects it's plural.
Meaning you are required to add an s to signify that you are speaking of more than one person/object.

Zero is neither singular nor plural logically. But english treats zero as a plural because the grammar gives only two choices, and the word zero is not the word one.

The same could be said for the words are and is.

"He is going to the store." (Speaking of 1 person = Is)
"They are going to the store." (Speaking of more than 1 person = Are)
"None of them are going to the store." (Speaking of no people = Are)

See what I did there?

[JrDude]

Because when you're speaking of only one thing by itself, it's singular.
So an s is unnecessary.

When you speak of multiple subjects it's plural.
Meaning you are required to add an s to signify that you are speaking of more than one person/object.

Zero is neither singular nor plural logically. But english treats zero as a plural because the grammar gives only two choices, and the word zero is not the word one.

The same could be said for the words are and is.

"He is going to the store." (Speaking of 1 person = Is)
"They are going to the store." (Speaking of more than 1 person = Are)
"None of them are going to the store." (Speaking of no people = Are)

See what I did there?

though it could also be "no one is going to the store"

[Kayo]

though it could also be "no one is going to the store"

because that is a shortened way of saying "not one person is going to the store" and its one person we are talking about, but then the "not" just makes it the opposite.