Make a Wish at a Price

[darkmario]

 Granted, she is given her own talkshow and she is an American Idol judge next year.

I wish that I didn't just lose the game.

[Rayquarian]

Granted.  You just became completely deaf and completely blind a moment ago.

I wish I were mentally pure.

[JrDude]

Granted, but your penis explodes for no apparent reason.

I wish I could go back to my full blown jerk self instead of this somewhat purified version changed by Super and his threats and his support from Mack.

[darkmario]

uhm... wat?....

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Granted,(and since this generally works for any wish) but you die.



I wish someone would explain Jr's wish.

[Rayquarian]

Granted, but the explanation is more confusing than the wish, which causes you to be confused.  Then, a random jerk breaks into your house and starts a fight with you.  But since you're confused, you can only hurt yourself.  So while you're hurting yourself in confusion, the random jerk steals all of your prized possessions.  Then you die for no apparent reason.

I wish for infinite wishes, none with the potential to backfire.

[darkmario]

 Granted, but they have to be spoken by you and you alone... You just became mute.

I wish he didn't become mute.

[Anarchy_Jas]

He becomes deaf.

I wish you a Merry Christmas/Happy Holidays/*Insert joyful phrase here*

[darkmario]

 Granted, but yours will suck.

I wish I could do some super mega awesome spectacular thing for new years.

[Triforce_Luigi]

Granted. You kill yourself in a super mega awesome spectacular way.

I wish I could think of something worth wishing for. 

[jnfs2014]

It turns out to be the words "mom" and "santa"

I wish Tri would talk to me.

[Thirdkoopa]

Granted, but all he talks about with you is whining about everything.

I wish for me to be less tired right now.

[Triforce_Luigi]

Granted, but you're even more tired tomorrow.

I wish I had more money.

[JrDude]

Granted, but the penny you received sinks into the flesh of your hand. When you're jerking off, the penny within explodes and you lose your hand, penis, and right testicle.

I wish you a Merry Christmas, not a Happy Hanuka or Kwanzaa, just Christmas.

[Dark Dragon]

granted.

and a happy new year.

I wish it was christmas.

(oh wait XD).

[Shujinco2]

Granted. It WAS christmas, which means christmas doesn't come for another 365 days.

I wish I had a better 360 that doesn't have ANY hardware failures.