Make a Wish at a Price

[Rayquarian]

Granted, but you never get to use it...

I wish that I was a mind reader, completely capable of controlling who's thoughts I can or can't hear, and what thoughts I do or don't hear.

[Dark Dragon]

granted, you become a psychic, but due to your lack of control, the power will reach to a person, and either give you weird Fetish Pleasures, and not only that, but you will feel pain in a limb or anybody part that someone thinks of what they want to hurt.

I wish I was a sage.

[Eizweir]

Granted, but Ganondorf locks you up in some magical prison and you have to wait while some 4 year old plays Zelda to save you

I wish I had more to do this weekend.

[Rayquarian]

Granted.  Ganondorf has turned all the gamers in the world into 4 year olds so that they can't stop you, except he missed you.  Now, you have to travel into the world of Hyrule and defeat Ganondorf before his transformation spell becomes permanent.  Since today is Saturday, you only have the rest of today and all of tomorrow before the spell becomes permanent.  If you fail, no one can stop Ganon and he'll destroy Hyrule and wherever you live.

I wish that the next person would make a wish for me.

[Dark Dragon]

granted, but this is where I can make it horrible for you.

he wishes he could become a women.

[Anarchy_Jas]

Granted, but then he/she ends up preggors.

I wish for candy.

[JrDude]

Granted, but this candy has an odor that would make you want to chow down without stopping, no resistance, but it looks like poo, tastes like poo, but is actually magic aids that make you grow testicles with no sack so you can be kicked in them.

I wish I understood what I just granted.

[Anarchy_Jas]

Granted, but instead of being granted to me, you grant it to yourself.

Let's try this again. I wish for candy. Not poop.

[Dark Dragon]

alright then, Granted, but however the candy has a weird taste to it, it tastes like some one messed with the candy by putting a lot Urine on it. XP (can never escape from horrible candy).

I wish there were no more candy wishes.

[Rayquarian]

Granted, but since wishes are only subjected to a single paragraph, this thread is not affected.  However, in the world of this wish, there are no more candy-related wishes after this post...but Sh0rTi snaps, hunts you down, and snacks on your sweet, delicious heart.

I wish that the wishes in this thread were not limited to the world of the paragraph in which they were granted, but instead affected the world in which we live.

[Dark Dragon]

granted. but after that happens, someone Wrote in a book with your real name on it, then 40 seconds later you die of a heart attack.


I wish the spies would quit sapping our Sentry.

[Mystic]

Granted, but you die.

I wish Silver would die.

[Anarchy_Jas]

Granted, but he ends up takin' you down with him.

I wish for a massage.

[Mystic]

Granted, but it's lost due to lack of an inbox.

I wish for the best health.

[Anarchy_Jas]

Granted, but what you have in health, you now lack in brains.

I wish to dominate the world.