Why do I fail everything I try?

[Mystic]

eHarmony is for losers.

Oheh

[BOREDFOREVER]

This thread needs some tough love.

I just failed 2 college classes and have to go to community college.

Oh no! You have to quit scho- No, wait, you still get a chance to earn a degree, something a lot of kids will never get to do. And you can always return to a University or regular college later.

I don't have a girlfriend.

Yeah, because whining about it on your internet sausage-fest forum's really gonna turn this one around.  So you couldn't find a good lay at college.  Community college is a different market. Where do you think all those strippers actually working their way through college go?

I run a dying forum, and I can't fix it.

Yeah, and I hear that's a felony now.  What's the worse thing that happens, this place dies and you use the spare time getting some action?  That'd be the end of the intercourse in world right there.


Tough love session complete

[Macawmoses]

This thread needs some tough love.
Oh no! You have to quit scho- No, wait, you still get a chance to earn a degree, something a lot of kids will never get to do. And you can always return to a University or regular college later.
Yeah, because whining about it on your internet sausage-fest forum's really gonna turn this one around.  So you couldn't find a good lay at college.  Community college is a different market. Where do you think all those strippers actually working their way through college go? Yeah, and I hear that's a felony now.  What's the worse thing that happens, this place dies and you use the spare time getting some action?  That'd be the end of the intercourse in world right there.


Tough love session complete

I intercourse ing love you.

[Titus Andronicus]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY SILVER

[Silverhawk79]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY SILVER

THANKS.

[Doodle]

This thread needs some tough love.
Oh no! You have to quit scho- No, wait, you still get a chance to earn a degree, something a lot of kids will never get to do. And you can always return to a University or regular college later.

Yeah, because whining about it on your internet sausage-fest forum's really gonna turn this one around.  So you couldn't find a good lay at college.  Community college is a different market. Where do you think all those strippers actually working their way through college go?

Yeah, and I hear that's a felony now.  What's the worse thing that happens, this place dies and you use the spare time getting some action?  That'd be the end of the intercourse in world right there.


Tough love session complete

Best post in a while.

[Gwen Khan]

well it can't get any worse right?

[Lotos]

Silver.  You are more social than I.  You can get a lay.  It just takes time.

[Mystic]

Silver.  You are more social than I.  You can get a lay.  It just takes time.

Or cash money.

[Custom]

This thread needs some tough love.
Oh no! You have to quit scho- No, wait, you still get a chance to earn a degree, something a lot of kids will never get to do. And you can always return to a University or regular college later.
Yeah, because whining about it on your internet sausage-fest forum's really gonna turn this one around.  So you couldn't find a good lay at college.  Community college is a different market. Where do you think all those strippers actually working their way through college go? Yeah, and I hear that's a felony now.  What's the worse thing that happens, this place dies and you use the spare time getting some action?  That'd be the end of the intercourse in world right there.


Tough love session complete

POTW/POTM

[Lohn Jocke]

POTW/POTM

POTY all years

[Kayo]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY SILVER

NOW EVERYONE ELSE IS DOING ALL CAPS TOO ;_;

[Allegretto]

Well there is this new pill out there...


Also silver! I'll drive to wherever you are and we can go bowling! Or any sort of fun hobby you have :D. It will be great.

[The Seventh]

Well there is this new pill out there...


Also silver! I'll drive to wherever you are and we can go bowling! Or any sort of fun hobby you have :D. It will be great.

Good god it took some restraint to avoid spitting Coca-Cola all over the laptop.

That was funny as hell.

[Matt]

Silver, you feeling like poop is more then likely due to the fact you are poop.