Deep thoughts with BFB

BOREDFOREVER · December 20, 2009, 05:07:22 PM

I wonder if when really fat people lose weight they lose a shoe size. I bet that trumps everything else.

Fat guy: I lost fifty pounds.

Other guy: Shut the intercourse up. I used to be an 11 and now I'm a 10.

Macawmoses · December 20, 2009, 05:09:43 PM

That'd be hilarious.

Custom · December 20, 2009, 05:18:34 PM

Wait... Huh... I never thought about that.

Tsumaru · December 20, 2009, 05:23:03 PM

Cool deep story, bro.

BOREDFOREVER · December 20, 2009, 05:49:45 PM

Why do some homeless people have short hair? Is there one homeless person who used to be a barber and who makes soup out of everyone's hair? I bet they all look forward to haircut day for the free soup.

L10 · December 20, 2009, 05:53:16 PM

haha, never thought of that before, I can say, 35 pounds don't change a shoe size

Macawmoses · December 20, 2009, 06:31:27 PM

Quote from: BOREDFANBOY on December 20, 2009, 05:49:45 PM
Why do some homeless people have short hair? Is there one homeless person who used to be a barber and who makes soup out of everyone's hair? I bet they all look forward to haircut day for the free soup.

they probably get their hair cut for free by students D:

Silverhawk79 · December 20, 2009, 07:12:27 PM

Quote from: BOREDFANBOY on December 20, 2009, 05:49:45 PM
Why do some homeless people have short hair? Is there one homeless person who used to be a barber and who makes soup out of everyone's hair? I bet they all look forward to haircut day for the free soup.

This thread is blowing my mind.
And sucking it too.
;D

BOREDFOREVER · December 20, 2009, 08:53:24 PM

I bet when Jesus was healing sick people. normal people came up for stupid poop. There was probably a guy whose leg was rotting off waiting for a guy with a really annoying hangnail, a constipated guy, and some chick with the sniffles to get healed so he could get his turn. He would be mad if Jesus got tired after the sniffles chick and went home.

Lotos · December 21, 2009, 10:57:24 AM

I like where this thread is going.

Custom · December 21, 2009, 11:05:35 AM

TOTY

Kilroy · December 21, 2009, 03:13:07 PM

Quote from: NOJ_CUSTOM on December 21, 2009, 11:05:35 AM
TOTY

BOREDFOREVER · December 21, 2009, 05:57:26 PM

I'm sure Jews were really confused when Islam got big.

"What? Another spin off? I thought we were done after the Christians. Who? Ishmael? Get outta town. Oh, look, Jesus is a minor character in this one. Oy."

BOREDFOREVER · December 27, 2009, 02:19:09 AM

I think that if people who only own Madden or a handful of sports titles are going to call themselves gamers, then anytime they play a sport in real life they should have to call it LARPing. Especially if they wear a jersey with a pro player's name on it.

Silverhawk79 · December 27, 2009, 12:20:41 PM

I wonder why farts smell so much worse in the shower. Does the water magically amplify it?