Fuck my job

[BOREDFOREVER]

Hrm.

I have decided I'm going to do as little work as possible tonight.  Reasons:

1) Last minute schedule change.  Some ninny complained because he requested New Years Day off, and they decided to intercourse  me over and now I work 7-3.  This also means one of the days I paid the babysitter for I will now be home, which is a waste of 50 bucks.

2)  I was pushing out a cart with 90 half gallons of orange juice making up for someone else's laziness and doing their job when I hit a giant intercourse ing pothole in the tile that my employer is too cheap/ lazy to fix.  Orange juice explosion.  Luckily only one busted open, but my anger is unabated.

3) Lazy owner's daughter is working tonight, which means she will call me for bullpoop she should be doing.

4) Lazy dairy guy did no work today, leaving more for me to do.


Therefore I am going to stop being my usual hardworking self and take a poop ton of smoke breaks and sit on my ass, bringing me to the level of my fellow employees.

[Mystic]

You need to kick some asses.

[BOREDFOREVER]

 Question posed by customer.

"Do ya'll have pig feets?"

I live in Kansas City.  No one should ever pose that question, especially with that grammer.




But we did, in fact, have pig feet.  She bought two packs of four.

[Macawmoses]

Bored, would you like to do a radio show. I would be fascinated by it :)

[Kilroy]

Bored, would you like to do a radio show. I would be fascinated by it :)

This is brilliant.

[BOREDFOREVER]

  I think you and maybe ten other people would listen.

[BOREDFOREVER]

LAZY NIGHT WAS A SUCCESS.

And lazy manager never said a word.

[Silverhawk79]

I live in Kansas City.

WHERE.

[Kayo]

WHERE.

I think first we need to know whether it's the Kansas City in Missouri or the Kansas City in Kansas.

[Smashin]

I think first we need to know whether it's the Kansas City in Missouri or the Kansas City in Kansas.

MISSOURI PARTY.

[Silverhawk79]

MISSOURI PARTY.

LET'S BUY SOME PIGS FEET AND FUCKIN' PARTY DOWN.

[BOREDFOREVER]

KCMO BITCHES
North of the river, but not in NKC.

[Macawmoses]

LAZY NIGHT WAS A SUCCESS.

And lazy manager never said a word.

of course he did. He'd be a hypocrite.

[Kayo]

This alwasy struck me as odd: Why is it that the larger half of Kansas City isn't even in Kansas?

[Silverhawk79]

KCMO BITCHES
North of the river, but not in NKC.

Mwahaha. I live less than 30 minutes away from you.