How Mack Are You?

[Allegretto]

I would think it's natural to remember when you lost it.

most people do.

Still, it's one of the most over rated things ever. I can do without Sex Love and relationships. Nothing but problems.

[Mystic]

I would think it's natural to remember when you lost it.
I lost mine October 2008. The 8th, actually.

I remember the month/year, but not the date. It was a saturday though.

[BOREDFOREVER]

I remember how old I was.  No date or month, though.  I believe it was in late fall/ early winter.


Results, please.

[The Riddler]

I remember the month/year, but not the date. It was a saturday though.

I only remember the date 'cause we had sex the day we started dating...

That relationship was entirely based on sex. For her, at least.

[SkyMyl]

...so, results. Any day now.

[Doodle]

Mack should stop worrying about our spine and post results. <3

[Allegretto]

Yeah :3 he should realize he's not a saint  D:

In Nomeni Patri Et Fili Spiritus Sancti.

[Matt]

1. What colour are your eyes? Hazel
2. What is your favorite generation of Pokemon? 1st
3. Sex? No I will not have sex with you, I prefer women.
4. What is your least favourite smiley found on NSFCD? :P
5. Have you ever intentionally ended a word/sentence with a tilde(~)? Not that I can recall~
6. Do you follow twitter.com/nsfcd? No.
7. Have you ever played basketball consistently (ie. with a team)?Yes, and I think that we were called (Color) Hawks.
8. Would you describe yourself as bicurious (slight or extreme)? No
9. Do you know what AIDS stands for without looking it up? Yes
10. If you won an all expenses paid vacation, where would you go? New York, for many undisclosed reasons.
11. Can you tie a tie? Learned when I was 8, useful skill, even though I haven't tied a tie since.
12. Do any of your cousins turn you on? No.
13. What is the first thing you say when you see a newborn baby? I just smile.
14. When was the last time you had a bath? About a month ago, when I was sick.
15. What is your favourite colour of Yoshi? Blue
16. How old are you? 16
17. Have you ever gone "Commando"? Not that I can recall.
18. What's your favourite number? 49
19. You watch porn. Or read it. At least once you have. Do you prefer real people or anime people? Real People, preferably lesbians.
20. What is your favourite messenger system (AIM/MSN/Gtalk/etc)  If I use one of the more notable messenger systems, I usually use AIM, but on occasion I use MSN.
21. What's your favourite (non staff) rank on NSFCD? Ace Attorney
22. If you accidentally got a chick pregnant, would your first response be: pushing her down the stairs, accepting responsibility, shooting yourself, or telling everyone through your status on facebook? If you're a chick, what which of the above would you do if you became pregnant? Accept the responsibility and depending on the situation, accept her decision on what she does.
23. Are you Nintendoman74? Can't possibly, seeing I am not gay.
24. When did you stop believing in Santa Claus? I believe I was about 7 when I stopped believing in Santa Claus, more then likely sooner.
25. Have you ever had a craving for KFC or Popeye's? Yes, KFC Popcorn Chicken is awesome.
26. When was the last time you masturbated?Yesterday.
27. If you met me, would you: buy me a beer, take me out to a candelit dinner, kick me in the nuts, or take me to a dark alley and "have your way with me"? I'd get a bunch of beer, a bunch of rock n roll music, a bunch of doritos, and I'd pick up Super in Arizona. Then we'd just sit around, drink beer and listen to rock n roll music all day.
28. Have you ever read or seen any Twilight (as in the vampire stuff)? I saw part of New Moon and fell alseep.
29. Have you ever considered joining the army? Thought is constantly on my mind.
30. Have you ever fired a gun? I've fired a paintball gun.
31. What does WWF stand for? Something to do with Wrestling, I think it was WWE's original name, but I'm probably wrong.
32. Are you white and nerdy? White, yes. Combination of the two, no.
33. What is your brand of choice for shoes? Adidas, shoes incredibly comfortable
34. Have you ever listened to "Obey The Moderator"? Yes, poop made me laugh.
35. Mack or Moses? Moses
36. Are you Jewish? No.
37. Can you understand more than 20 words of French? No.
38. If you could throw a rock at any member of NSFCD, who would it be? Silver and just maybe, JUST MAYBE, it will knock some sense into him.
39. Are you a virgin? Yes
40. Have you ever listened to a country song you like? Though originally done as a Blues song, but covered by many Country artists, one of my favorites is "Georgia On My Mind".
41. Leno or Conan? Conan
42. Have you ever forgotten someone important's bday/anniversary/ Yes, I have forgotten one of my cousin's birthday and oh boy was he mad. Aside from that, I have a good memory when it comes it.
43. When was the last dance/party you attended? Last party I attended was on New Years, was a blast. Shots, poker, and people with terrible singing voices doing karaoke.
44. Have you ever read "The Kite Runner"? No
45. What would you do with 1000 candy canes? I'd smash the candy canes till they turn into white powder, then attempt to sell it and say it is cocaine.
47. If you had a way to cure cancer, but that meant saving Obama, Gore, Bush Jr., and Gandhi from it, would you release it?Yes.
48. Do you primarily use your phone for talking or texting? Text
49. Have you ever worn a fedora? Yes
50. How many questions have you answered? 49, my lucky number.

[FruitFlow]

Is this going to be updated?

[Mystic]

Probably not ;_;

[Chris8492]

Answer the following questions, fully, and on Wednesday or Friday I'll get to assigning you a rank. How Mack Are You?

1. What colour are your eyes? Ice Blue
2. What is your favorite generation of Pokemon? 3rd
3. Sex? Not answering
4. What is your least favourite smiley found on NSFCD?  ragebot;
5. Have you ever intentionally ended a word/sentence with a tilde(~)? no
6. Do you follow twitter.com/nsfcd? no
7. Have you ever played basketball consistently (ie. with a team)? Yes and won a championship. Record (16-1)
8. Would you describe yourself as bicurious (slight or extreme)? none
9. Do you know what AIDS stands for without looking it up? Yes
10. If you won an all expenses paid vacation, where would you go? i'd go to Hawaii
11. How tall are you? 6 feet 5 inches /going to be 6 feet 11 inches
12. Do any of your cousins turn you on? No
13. What is the first thing you say when you see a newborn baby? how cute.
14. When was the last time you had a bath? why are you asking this?
15. What is your favourite colour of Yoshi? Blue
16. How old are you? 16
17. Have you ever gone "Commando"? As in what commando
18. What's your favourite number? 89
19. You watch porn. Or read it. At least once you have. Do you prefer real people or anime people? no answering
20. What is your favourite messenger system (AIM/MSN/Gtalk/etc) AIM
21. What's your favourite (non staff) rank on NSFCD? Ace of Spades
22. If you accidentally got a chick pregnant, would your first response be: pushing her down the stairs, accepting responsibility, shooting yourself, or telling everyone through your status on facebook? If you're a chick, what which of the above would you do if you became pregnant? No answer
23. Are you Nintendoman74? no
24. When did you stop believing in Santa Claus? 6 years old
25. Have you ever had a craving for KFC or Popeye's? No
26. When was the last time you masturbated? No answer
27. If you met me, would you: buy me a beer, take me out to a candelit dinner, kick me in the nuts, or take me to a dark alley and "have your way with me"? no answer
28. Have you ever read or seen any Twilight (as in the vampire stuff)? no
29. Have you ever considered joining the army? Not really
30. Have you ever fired a gun? Yes/ an M16 and a SAW
31. What does WWF stand for? World Wrestling Federation
32. Are you white and nerdy? i'm white but not nerdy
33. What is your brand of choice for shoes? DC
34. Have you ever listened to "Obey The Moderator"? No
35. Mack or Moses? Moses
36. Are you Jewish? No/ Catholic
37. Can you understand more than 20 words of French? Yes
38. If you could throw a rock at any member of NSFCD, who would it be? not saying
39. Are you a virgin? No answer
40. Have you ever listened to a country song you like? No
41. Leno or Conan? What??
42. Have you ever forgotten someone important's bday/anniversary/ Nope
43. When was the last dance/party you attended? In France on New Years
44. Have you ever read "The Kite Runner"? No
45. What would you do with 1000 candy canes? Too many to decide
47. If you had a way to cure cancer, but that meant saving Obama, Gore, Bush Jr., and Gandhi from it, would you release it? yes
48. Do you primarily use your phone for talking or texting? Only one phone
49. Have you ever worn a fedora? uh what is that
50. How many questions have you answered? idk

[SkyMyl]

Is this going to be updated?

He said it would be finished.

He also said that about the NSF awards. One month ago.

[Rorschach]

1. What colour are your eyes?  Green.
2. What is your favorite generation of Pokemon? Second.
3. Sex? Yes please.
4. What is your least favourite smiley found on NSFCD? D:
5. Have you ever intentionally ended a word/sentence with a tilde(~)? No.
6. Do you follow twitter.com/nsfcd? No.
7. Have you ever played basketball consistently (ie. with a team)? No.
8. Would you describe yourself as bicurious (slight or extreme)? No.
9. Do you know what AIDS stands for without looking it up? I couldn't remember what the 'A' stood for.
10. If you won an all expenses paid vacation, where would you go? Yes.
11. Can you tie a tie? Yes.
12. Do any of your cousins turn you on? Nope.
13. What is the first thing you say when you see a newborn baby? I hope it doesn't start crying.
14. When was the last time you had a bath? A couple of months ago after football.
15. What is your favourite colour of Yoshi? Green.
16. How old are you? 16.
17. Have you ever gone "Commando"? Nope.
18. What's your favourite number? 13.
19. You watch porn. Or read it. At least once you have. Do you prefer real people or anime people? Real people.
20. What is your favourite messenger system (AIM/MSN/Gtalk/etc) Msn.
21. What's your favourite (non staff) rank on NSFCD? Trivia Assassin.
22. If you accidentally got a chick pregnant, would your first response be: pushing her down the stairs, accepting responsibility, shooting yourself, or telling everyone through your status on facebook? If you're a chick, what which of the above would you do if you became pregnant? Accepting responsibility.
23. Are you Nintendoman74? Yes.
24. When did you stop believing in Santa Claus? 7.
25. Have you ever had a craving for KFC or Popeye's? No.
26. When was the last time you masturbated? Yesterday.
27. If you met me, would you: buy me a beer, take me out to a candelit dinner, kick me in the nuts, or take me to a dark alley and "have your way with me"?Buy you a beer.
28. Have you ever read or seen any Twilight (as in the vampire stuff)? No.
29. Have you ever considered joining the army? Sort of.  Only to prepare for Z-day, though.
30. Have you ever fired a gun? No.
31. What does WWF stand for? World Wildlife federation.
32. Are you white and nerdy? Sure.
33. What is your brand of choice for shoes? Nike.
34. Have you ever listened to "Obey The Moderator"? No.
35. Mack or Moses? No.
36. Are you Jewish? No.
37. Can you understand more than 20 words of French? Yessir.
38. If you could throw a rock at any member of NSFCD, who would it be? I don't know enough people here lol.
39. Are you a virgin? Yep.
40. Have you ever listened to a country song you like? No.
41. Leno or Conan? Conan for sure.
42. Have you ever forgotten someone important's bday/anniversary/ Oh god yes.
43. When was the last dance/party you attended? Last week I think.
44. Have you ever read "The Kite Runner"? Unfortunately not.
45. What would you do with 1000 candy canes? Throw them at people.
47. If you had a way to cure cancer, but that meant saving Obama, Gore, Bush Jr., and Gandhi from it, would you release it? Obviously.
48. Do you primarily use your phone for talking or texting? Texting =/
49. Have you ever worn a fedora? YES
50. How many questions have you answered? 49

[Silverhawk79]

Everybody wins, because deep down...we're all a little Mack.
:3

[SkyMyl]

Everybody wins, because deep down...we're all a little Mack.
:3

NO
NO

THERE'S NO WAY IN HELL I'M LIKE HIM
NO WAY AT ALL
Admittance is the first step.
If you can't take that first step, no progress will be made.