Gross stuff.

SkyMyl · March 29, 2010, 03:00:36 PM

Back in 2007, I had stomach pains in the middle of the night. I struggled to get up out of bed and ask my Mom a question, but she was sleeping like everyone else. (At that time, she's usually watching TV.) So I walk back to my room until I actually reach the doorframe OF my room, at which point I fall on my knees and start puking for about three minutes, breaking my eight year puke free streak. And then I had diarrhea later on in the night. Let's just say I made it to the bathroom, but failed to make it to the toilet.

AFTER WHICH I PUKED AGAIN, BECAUSE IT LOOKED SO DISGUSTING.
This coming from a person who has a very strong stomach.

Nanako · March 29, 2010, 03:06:16 PM

Why are all the gross stories about puke?
Not saying puke isn't gross. But it's losing its touch after the tenth story.

SkyMyl · March 29, 2010, 03:09:21 PM

Quote from: Nanako on March 29, 2010, 03:06:16 PM
Why are all the gross stories about puke?
Not saying puke isn't gross. But it's losing its touch after the tenth story.

That's pretty much all I have for a gross story.

Well, I did see a black pile of jellybeans on the sidewalk once when I was seven. It was about three or four inches high. I got curious and creeped up closer to it for no reason, except when I did that, I noticed the pile was MOVING. I then let out a shriek and walked away from the pile of ants.

And there was one time, in Kindergarten, I was peed on by two of my classmates. All that needs to be said there.

Magnum · March 29, 2010, 03:18:17 PM

Last year, when I got the flu, I puked. It was pink. Very disturbing.

Nanako · March 29, 2010, 03:21:00 PM

Again a puking story...

And what do people have against peeing dangit!

SkyMyl · March 29, 2010, 03:22:23 PM

Quote from: Nanako on March 29, 2010, 03:21:00 PM
And what do people have against peeing dangit!

It was two of my male classmates, in Kindergarten.
Though when it comes to women, I'll admit it's somewhat of a fetish for me.
Not. Want.

Magnum · March 29, 2010, 03:25:03 PM

Quote from: Nanako on March 29, 2010, 03:21:00 PM
Again a puking story...

And what do people have against peeing dangit!

I don't get grossed out easy. I may think its wrong, but not gross.
That... was gross.

Dog Food · March 29, 2010, 07:52:24 PM

The only thing that I can remember at the moment:

So I went on a backpacking trip a few years ago. We were climbing up this mountain and there were a lot of DLs running around. I was trying not to be afraid of them, especially since this is after my "howling in the tent" incident. So we're walking, I'm leading the group as usual, when I feel something crawling up my left leg. I look down and get freaked out because a DL is climbing up me. I try to remain calm and just swipe it off instead of running around and screaming and barking. Well, in my fear I swiped too hard and I squished it's head into my leg. Now it's squished into my leg, it's legs are scrambling all around to get out, and IT'S AGAINST MY FUCKING LEG.

Now I'm really freaked out, so I try and swipe it away faster before I get a chance to actually think about what's happening. Because if I got a chance to think I might have just cried out of fear (although I wouldn't have cried, because I don't do that in front of people). And now guess what is left? There are just legs of the DL on me now, dancing around. Yes, they are still moving. They are moving on my leg and I'm standing there, mad at myself for trying to be brave and swipe the DL away. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU STAND UP FOR YOURSELF. GOD DAMMIT.

I finally cry out and get freaked out and kick my leg around to get the stray legs that are still moving off of me. And then the hiking guide yelled at me for slowing down the group and when I tried to explain what happened she told me to shut up and keep walking. So I took a deep breath, made sure nothing was on my leg anymore, and walked.

It was the grossest thing that ever happened to me that I can remember at this specific moment in time. It freaks me out just remembering the squished head on my leg and ew. WHY. WHY DO YOU LIKE TO TAUNT ME WITH THE ONE THING I CAN'T STAND. WHY, GOD. WHY.

Chris8492 · March 30, 2010, 12:45:14 PM

Im not afraid of spiders, but when i went to summer camp and those things crawl on you in your sleep, you wake up in quite the shock.

Silverhawk79 · March 30, 2010, 02:15:12 PM

Quote from: AcerChris on March 30, 2010, 12:45:14 PM
Im not afraid of spiders, but when i went to summer camp and those things crawl on you in your sleep, you wake up in quite the shock.

Hahaha, when I went to summer camp, I'd pick up all the daddy-long legs I could find, just because. People would call me over to get rid of them for them. :D

Anarchy_Jas · March 31, 2010, 11:01:58 PM

Yes, gross stuff... I pressed the refresh button, and there was suddenly pink, sparkly, glitteryness all over my darn screen. WHY IS THERE GIRLYNESS ON MY SCREEN!?

pink, sparkly, glitteryness, the bane of any badass such as myself... -_-;

Chris8492 · April 01, 2010, 07:06:24 AM

This grosses me out right now. Looking at the forum and how it is. \:

Mystic · April 01, 2010, 08:24:24 PM

Quote from: ТузКрис on April 01, 2010, 07:06:24 AM
This grosses me out right now. Looking at the forum and how it is. \:

It's awesome.

Anarchy_Jas · April 03, 2010, 08:46:33 PM

Quote from: Mystic on April 01, 2010, 08:24:24 PM
It's awesome.

Unless you're like me and you hate pink, frilly, sparkly things.

Oh yeah, other gross things.

I found a bowl with baked beans COVERED with blue mold inside.

A couple of years ago, it was impossible to change for gym because the chick next to me smelled. Bad. I had to switch lockers after a day of that. You could be ten feet away and still smell her, no lie. Smelled like someone's musty hot sweaty ass and someone that's having a bad period and didn't shower.

Dog Food · April 04, 2010, 05:42:06 PM

My boyfriend opened a box of Cheerios, and worms spilled out. He hates cereal now.