THE AMERICAN BADASS THREAD FOR INDEPENDENCE DAY

[SkyMyl]

http://www.youtube.com/v/jLJLyneZGKc?hl=en_US&fs=1&autoplay=1

This is a poor excuse for a topic, so here's some substance to enhance the illusion that this thread has a purpose. Considering we already had a thread on what everyone is doing for the 4th of July, this thread shall serve two purposes. One, what is everyone going to do the day after the 4th of July? And two, Late Night NSF: Unofficial Edition. Yeah, another late night chat thread.

...which is totally pointless, considering just about everyone will probably be sleeping for the 4th of July. Hence why an unofficial late night chat thread should be valid/excusable. Also, if an Admin with a sense of humor could embed this around the forums for a day, that would be awesome.

But anyway, what's everyone doing the day after the 4th of July?

[The Riddler]

AMERICA...
AMERICA...
AMERICA, FUCK YEAH!
COMING AGAIN, TO SAVE THE MOTHER FUCKING DAY YEAH,
AMERICA, FUCK YEAH!
FREEDOM IS THE ONLY WAY YEAH,
TERRORIST YOUR GAME IS THROUGH CAUSE NOW YOU HAVE TO ANSWER TOO,
AMERICA, FUCK YEAH!
SO LICK MY BUTT, AND SUCK ON MY BALLS,
AMERICA, FUCK YEAH!
WHAT YOU GOING TO DO WHEN WE COME FOR YOU NOW,
IT'S THE DREAM THAT WE ALL SHARE; IT'S THE HOPE FOR TOMORROW

FUCK YEAH!

MCDONALDS, FUCK YEAH!
WAL-MART, FUCK YEAH!
THE GAP, FUCK YEAH!
BASEBALL, FUCK YEAH!
NFL, FUCK, YEAH!
ROCK AND ROLL, FUCK YEAH!
THE INTERNET, FUCK YEAH!
SLAVERY, FUCK YEAH!

FUCK YEAH!

STARBUCKS, FUCK YEAH!
DISNEY WORLD, FUCK YEAH!
PORNO, FUCK YEAH!
VALIUM, FUCK YEAH!
REEBOKS, FUCK YEAH!
FAKE TITS, FUCK YEAH!
SUSHI, FUCK YEAH!
TACO BELL, FUCK YEAH!
RODEOS, FUCK YEAH!
BED BATH AND BEYOND (FUCK YEAH, FUCK YEAH)

LIBERTY, FUCK YEAH!
WHITE SLIPS, FUCK YEAH!
THE ALAMO, FUCK YEAH!
BAND-AIDS, FUCK YEAH!
LAS VEGAS, FUCK YEAH!
CHRISTMAS, FUCK YEAH!
IMMIGRANTS, FUCK YEAH!
POPEYE, FUCK YEAH!
DEMOCRATS, FUCK YEAH!
REPUBLICANS (REPUBLICANS)
(FUCK YEAH, FUCK YEAH)
SPORTSMANSHIP
BOOKS

[SkyMyl]

HOLY SHIT MY BROTHER'S GOING TO PHYSICALLY MAKE HIS LEGENDARY CHEESEBURGERS
JESUS CHRIST I CAN'T WAIT

ALSO, I JUST FUCKING PLAYED STREET FIGHTER EXCLUSIVELY AS GUILE. MOTHERFUCKING SONIC BOOM

[ThePowerOfOne]

Fuck America, I just like the fireworks and getting together with friends.

[SkyMyl]

Fuck America

THAT'S JUST HOW AMAZING AMERICA IS.
IT'S SO GODDAMN WONDERFUL YOU JUST WANT TO FUCK AMERICA AS MUCH AS YOUR BODY WILL ALLOW YOU TO.
AND IT WOULD BE SOME OF THE BEST SEX YOU WOULD EVER EXPERIENCE.

[The Riddler]

I filmed this today.

[…]

[Qsmash]

Disregard Fireballs
Equip Sunglasses
FUCK YEAH AMERICA

[The Riddler]

I'm not quite sure I get it.

[SkyMyl]

I'm not quite sure I get it.

Independence Day?