Let's play a game backwards.

[SkyMyl]

If you play World of Warcraft backwards, you effortlessly lose a lot of weight, get free money, and gain a better social life.

Partially kidding.

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[Titus Andronicus]

Playing Animal Crossing backwards you start off in a town in an awesome house to a guy who proceeds to downgrade his house and then move away.

"Playing Animal Crossing backwards is like reading Into the Wild"

Playing Smash Bros backwards is about helping all of your friends into one area only to be dragged away by a floating platform continuously, until you all take your favorite method of transportation home.

Donkey Kong Country backwards is about a nice reptile who gives a monkey a whole lot of bananas. The monkey then goes home with his nephew. Donkey Kong Country 2 backwards is about the monkey deciding to spend a lot of time with the reptile, and after he sees them off in some sort of flying contraption, he goes back home with his girlfriend to get some ass.

[Neerb]

The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time backwards is about a kid who gets pulled into the future, goes to a bunch of temples, then goes back home as a kid. Which is really how it is forwards, too.

Sonic 06 is a game that starts off making you want to kill yourself, but by the end you are actually tempted to buy it.

[JrDude]

The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time backwards is about a kid who gets pulled into the future

No, that's just a cutscene, the first time you play, you're an adult.

[Neerb]

No, that's just a cutscene, the first time you play, you're an adult.

Cutscene's still part of the game; you may play as an adult first, but the first appearance of Link would be him as a kid. Then Zelda brings him to the future to turn Ganon back into Ganondorf using a magical healing sword, and then the temple run begins.

[Rayquarian]

Majora's Mask is the story of an evil kid who stores a terrible magic instead a mask while concurrently traveling back in time, only to jump ahead to various points within a three day cycle, hoping to jump to the point where the evil mask has destroyed the world.  However, he eventually gets bored, turns into a scrub, flies out of Termina, turns back to normal, and leaves for home.

[BOREDFOREVER]

Bioshock is about saving little girls from vent and giving them to adoptive guardians, saving the leaders of the city, and ridding yourself of Adam and plasmids so you can catch a plane home.