Everybody has a Price...

[StarWindWizard7]

Whether it could be less then $5.00's Up to$1,000,000.00 (you greedy mofo)...

How much would a person have to pay YOU to do things You'd Normally Never do, or even thought of.

I'm gonna make a list of things/events/situations etc...and you name how much a person would have to pay you to do it.

BE HONEST, and Reasonable. Don't say, "A billion dollars" or "all the money in the world". I mean the point is to really think about it.

And if there is "no" price...well you suck. :|
So, let's begin.


1. A Sex Change.

2. Go to prison for 6 months.

3. Run over 30 puppies in  a go cart. (Combination of stray puppies and puppies from a pet store)

4. To Deliver a child into the world.

5. To break in and steal your neighbors car.

6. To be in a room full of Wasp's, roaches, spiders and snakes. (12 hours)

7. To streak across a foot ball field full of fans.

8. To be a Voice Actor in the next epic Mario game.
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All right, I don't want to get "too" creative.

Just say your price......
AND like a similar thread to mine,

--Ask the person below you a Question about how much they would need to get paid to do something--
Well you get the idea.




am i being active enough? >_>

[bluaki]

Some clarification could be nice, like for:
I'll assume that 3, 5, and 7 include the punishment in addition to humiliation. Though, I'm not sure what level of punishment 3 and 7 receive.
For 6, I'll assume that the chance of fatality is low. And that time spent in the room is fairly short, but long enough to be stung quite a few times.
For 3, it's kinda important to know whether the puppies are strays or have a loving owner. I guess I'll assume the latter.
For 1, I'll assume that the person convincing the sex change is also paying all operation fees on a separate bill (as in, if someone in this thread said $100 for this, they would receive $100 from somebody without having to pay a penny to the doctors). And that they somehow found a way to bypass the necessary proper psychiatric diagnosis of GID.

1. A Sex Change.

A negative number. Pay me? I would pay for one. Regretfully, that amount of money needed for real is very large. D:

I don't have much sense of money, so I really can't put a price on things, but I'll at least list it in ascending order of price (or of my hatred toward it)
Birth
Bugs (if the stings/bites are enough, the long-lasting pain might be worse than childbirth >.>)
Annihilate 30 puppies. Or slaughter. Or massacre. I'm not sure which one sounds best. :3 (if they were strays and there was no punishment, this'd be below birth)
6 months of prison
Car theft
Streak

Most of this order is largely based on reputation and public appearance. Being seen too negatively by a large number of people can pretty much destroy your life; the last couple can't be made up with just a million.

[StarWindWizard7]

Such an over anayzer. You know when I said that Sex change I thought of you. <3.

My apologies, let me put a time frame on these questions with better details.

[Titus Andronicus]

1. A Sex Change. - if it was a really really good one, id say maybe $100,000

2. Go to prison for 6 months. - non federal rape me in the ass jail, $500,000. Otherwise, maybe about $50,000.

3. Run over 30 puppies in  a go cart. (Combination of stray puppies and puppies from a pet store) - Trillions.

4. To Deliver a child into the world. - uhhhhhh just pay for everything that needs to be done and that'd be just fine

5. To break in and steal your neighbors car. - i guess whatever bail i'd have to post

6. To be in a room full of Wasp's, roaches, spiders and snakes. (12 hours) -how much money is in circulation right now?

7. To streak across a foot ball field full of fans. -hell id do this for free

8. To be a Voice Actor in the next epic Mario game. -again, why would i have to be paid

[Psilocybin]

Whether it could be less then $5.00's Up to$1,000,000.00 (you greedy mofo)...

How much would a person have to pay YOU to do things You'd Normally Never do, or even thought of.

I'm gonna make a list of things/events/situations etc...and you name how much a person would have to pay you to do it.

BE HONEST, and Reasonable. Don't say, "A billion dollars" or "all the money in the world". I mean the point is to really think about it.

And if there is "no" price...well you suck. :|
So, let's begin.


1. A Sex Change. - No thanks, I like my dick.

2. Go to prison for 6 months. - Eh, how about 100-200 grand, minimum..

3. Run over 30 puppies in  a go cart. (Combination of stray puppies and puppies from a pet store) - I love dogs.

4. To Deliver a child into the world. - No vagina

5. To break in and steal your neighbors car. - As long as i'm not going to jail? 100 bucks or something. (neighbor's an ass)

6. To be in a room full of Wasp's, roaches, spiders and snakes. (12 hours) I'd only have a problem here because I'd die.

7. To streak across a foot ball field full of fans. No thanks...

8. To be a Voice Actor in the next epic Mario game. - Meh.
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All right, I don't want to get "too" creative.

Just say your price......
AND like a similar thread to mine,

--Ask the person below you a Question about how much they would need to get paid to do something--
Well you get the idea.




am i being active enough? >_>

[ThePowerOfOne]

1. A Sex Change. - Not even for $1,000,000. I have zero interest in changing my sex, no matter how much anyone offers me.

2. Go to prison for 6 months. - Eh, $500,000 (Mostly for the inconvenience of having to waste 6 months of my time). I can take it. I just don't want to have anyone looking when I poop. Awkward...

3. Run over 30 puppies in a go cart. (Combination of stray puppies and puppies from a pet store) - I wouldn't even think about it unless we were talking billions.

4. To Deliver a child into the world. - Like actually have a baby or help deliver one? To actually have one, i'd need a sex change. Which I refuse. I also won't rummage through someone's vagina while getting mad and shat on to pull out some bald, bloody alien-like thing for less than $5,000.

5. To break in and steal your neighbors car. - Hell, if I didn't get caught i'd do it free.

6. To be in a room full of Wasp's, roaches, spiders and snakes. (12 hours) - If they aren't dangerous (poisonous) probably $100,000ish.

7. To streak across a foot ball field full of fans. - Been there, done that.

8. To be a Voice Actor in the next epic Mario game. - I dunno. $50,000?

[BOREDFOREVER]

1. A Sex Change.

Nine Hundred Billion Dollars.  Sorry, but this one is a no go for me.

2. Go to prison for 6 months.

One hundred grand, and it cannot appear on any sort of permanent record.

3. Run over 30 puppies in  a go cart. (Combination of stray puppies and puppies from a pet store)

Two hundred.
4. To Deliver a child into the world.

Free.

5. To break in and steal your neighbors car.

Five thousand dollars

6. To be in a room full of Wasp's, roaches, spiders and snakes. (12 hours)

Two hundred.

7. To streak across a foot ball field full of fans.

Ten thousand

8. To be a Voice Actor in the next epic Mario game.

Scale

[Mutilator7]

1. A Sex Change.

- Nope, i like being male.

2. Go to prison for 6 months.

-150,000 sounds good, it's more than i would make working those 6 months

3. Run over 30 puppies in  a go cart. (Combination of stray puppies and puppies from a pet store)

-Since the puppies don't belong to anyone, probably like 100 bucks

4. To Deliver a child into the world.

5000 dollars, that is painful

5. To break in and steal your neighbors car.

if they paid me enough money, i could buy my own car, so this one wouldn't work for me

6. To be in a room full of Wasp's, roaches, spiders and snakes. (12 hours)

100 thousand

7. To streak across a foot ball field full of fans.

i probably wouldn't do that

8. To be a Voice Actor in the next epic Mario game.

as a random supporting character, 100 dollars

[StarWindWizard7]

$200.00's to run over 30 puppies in a go cart?!
You cold hearted *backspaces*


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Next Series of Questions.

1. If your straight- To kiss [make out] the same sex for 5 minutes non stop. If your gay, the opposite sex for 5 minutes.  And you greedy bi people...you don't count! :P

2. How much would a person have to pay you to sing on American Idol.

3. To go fight in Afghanistan for 1 year (If the war is still going on).

4. To see Silver naked.

5. To kill a person. (with out getting caught or anything).

6. To sleep in a Landfill for 1 month every night.

7. To kick over a dead persons coffin while he's in it at a random Funeral.

GO GO GO.

[Mutilator7]

$200.00's to run over 30 puppies in a go cart?!
You cold hearted *backspaces*


_______________________

Next Series of Questions.

1. If your straight- To kiss [make out] the same sex for 5 minutes non stop. If your gay, the opposite sex for 5 minutes.  And you greedy bi people...you don't count! :P

2. How much would a person have to pay you to sing on American Idol.

3. To go fight in Afghanistan for 1 year (If the war is still going on).

4. To see Silver naked.

5. To kill a person. (with out getting caught or anything).

6. To sleep in a Landfill for 1 month every night.

7. To kick over a dead persons coffin while he's in it at a random Funeral.

It's a bunch of dogs that have no place in this world and were probably born in a giant puppy farm.
I wouldn't do  any of these next ones except the landfill, probably a good 50 thousand.

[BOREDFOREVER]

$200.00's to run over 30 puppies in a go cart?!
You cold hearted *backspaces*

I know.  And it's not even that I don't like dogs.  But, hey, that'd be my price.

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Next Series of Questions.

1. If your straight- To kiss [make out] the same sex for 5 minutes non stop. If your gay, the opposite sex for 5 minutes.  And you greedy bi people...you don't count! :P

One Hundred

2. How much would a person have to pay you to sing on American Idol.

One thousand

3. To go fight in Afghanistan for 1 year (If the war is still going on).

Tough one.  Well, whatever the army pays if I was drafted.  Just leaving from my house right now with no training? One million payable to my family if I die.

4. To see Silver naked.

Guh.  Just a flash?  Fifty.

5. To kill a person. (with out getting caught or anything).

Random person? Two million to deal with the lifelong guilt.  If I get to pick, fifty bucks.

6. To sleep in a Landfill for 1 month every night.

Twenty thousand.  Most landfills operate 24/7, so that's a month with little to no sleep.

7. To kick over a dead persons coffin while he's in it at a random Funeral.

Hundred

GO GO GO.

[JrDude]

1. A Sex Change.

Wouldn't do it no matter the amount.

2. Go to prison for 6 months.

A year ago, I would have named a price, but now that I dance, I wouldn't do it.

3. Run over 30 puppies in  a go cart.

$300.00

4. To Deliver a child into the world.

$99.99

5. To break in and steal your neighbors car.

Yeah that's smart, "oh hey neighbor, nice car, I had one just like it, but it got stolen."
Original Sticker Price of Car +$100 x2

6. To be in a room full of Wasp's, roaches, spiders and snakes. (12 hours)

Wouldn't do it. I mean, if I didn't die of being scared to death, I'm sure they would kill me.

7. To streak across a foot ball field full of fans.

If there's a chance I get arrested and sent to jail, wouldn't do it.
If I can do it consequence free (besides the consequence of being nude in front of many people), $11,111.11

8. To be a Voice Actor in the next epic Mario game.

The amount voice actors will normally get paid +$1 x1.5

1. If your straight- To kiss [make out] the same sex for 5 minutes non stop.

Depends. If it's a fat, hairy, manly, ugly guy, $5,000.00
If it's a fit, not buff guy who looks ultra feminine, $500.00

2. How much would a person have to pay you to sing on American Idol.

$1,000.00

3. To go fight in Afghanistan for 1 year (If the war is still going on).

Again, a year ago I would have named a price, but with dance I won't do it.

4. To see Silver naked.

Free $75.25

5. To kill a person. (with out getting caught or anything).

I wouldn't do it. If something horrible were to happen right in front of my face and I really wanted to though, I may do it, and it would most likely be free.

6. To sleep in a Landfill for 1 month every night.

$123,456.78

7. To kick over a dead persons coffin while he's in it at a random Funeral.

$150 +Price of grim reaper costume

A lot of these are possibly inaccurate since, in order for me to know, I'd have to actually be in the situation.

[StarWindWizard7]

That's part of the point Junior >__>

[The Seventh]

1. A Sex Change.
To be honest, I've actually considered this.  But because I like money (and need to cover the costs) $500,000
2. Go to prison for 6 months.
P...pr...prison?  Shit, you'd have to pay me 1.2million to do something for that.
3. Run over 30 puppies in  a go cart. (Combination of stray puppies and puppies from a pet store)
O________o   Run over 30 puppies?  ;________; uh, poop pay me 2 million
4. To Deliver a child into the world.
Because it'd be bringing a new life into the world- $3,000
5. To break in and steal your neighbors car.
Because that'd be a dick move, $70,000
6. To be in a room full of Wasp's, roaches, spiders and snakes. (12 hours)
Wasps, not bad, Roaches, okay, Spiders, good as long as they aren't poisonous (are poisonous add $30,000, black widows, $500,000), snakes, if they're poisonous, add $70,000.  Base price-$2,000
7. To streak across a foot ball field full of fans.
Just because of the potential hatemail/fallout and poop, $20,000
8. To be a Voice Actor in the next epic Mario game.
Really, you think I'd turn this down?  Just for potential gas costs, renting a house and poop, $80,000.

There ya go, my take on these situations.  I'm a greedy bastard, huh?

Next Series of Questions.

1. If your straight- To kiss [make out] the same sex for 5 minutes non stop. If your gay, the opposite sex for 5 minutes.  And you greedy bi people...you don't count! :P
Yay for bisexuality
2. How much would a person have to pay you to sing on American Idol.
Heheheh, I hate being infront of large crowds, $200,000
3. To go fight in Afghanistan for 1 year (If the war is still going on).
Standard military pay.
4. To see Silver naked.
wat...uhm, give me $20,000/sec
5. To kill a person. (with out getting caught or anything).
O___________O  Well, uh, 3million.
6. To sleep in a Landfill for 1 month every night.
Feed me and give me $200 a night, and I'm cool with that.
7. To kick over a dead persons coffin while he's in it at a random Funeral.
Because that's disrespectful, $700,000
GO GO GO.

[StarWindWizard7]

 Alisaihin IS expensive, ga dang.

Next Series of Questions...


1. To throw 30 baby zoo animals into a small barrel of fire.

2. To be buried alive for 3 days. (no food, no water, but of course you can breath)

3. To stand in an Open Field for 5 hours during an Intense Lighting Storm. (no Trees or other tall objects around).

4. To shove Old ladies down the steps of a 2 story building. (15 of them).

5. To Wrestle a Sumo Wrestler for 1 hour. (And he's really trying to Hurt you!)

6. To pose nude for playboy/playgirl magazine.

7. To Diffuse a bomb that could blow up a school full of children. (50/50 chance of getting it right or wrong, your the only one put in the situation and your the only one who can do it).