<+Clu> have you tried barbecuing the computer
Started by Viewtifulboy, February 27, 2013, 12:51:53 pm
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Quote from: CoasterKid93 on March 01, 2013, 01:48:33 pmDo you want to come to a partyMy friends picked me up in their truck at 11:30This things at a frat house but the people are cool thereReluctant I followed but I never dreamed thereWould be someone there who would catch my attentionI wasn't out searching for love or affectionSo I paid my 3 and the girls got in freeShine the beer for tequila and we headed into the partyAnd then in the backyard some terrible ska bandSomeone in the background was doing a keg standThis place is so lame all these girls look the sameAll these guys have no game I wish I would have stayedIn my bed back at home watching TV aloneWhere I'd put on some porn or have sex on the phoneFar from people I hate down from anywhere stateTrying to intoxicate girls to give them head after the partyAnd then I saw her standing thereWith green eyes and long blond hairShe wasn't wearing underwear at least I prayed thatShe might be the one maybe we'd have some funMaybe we'd watch the sun riseBut that night I learned some girls try too hardSome girls try too hardSome girls try too hard to impressWith the way that they dressWith those things on their chestsAnd the things they suggest to meI couldn't believe what this lady was sayingThe names she was dropping the games she was playingShe dated this guy who now rides for Black Fly'sHow she's down with the Iwise well constructed disguiseNow I'd rather go dateless than stay here and hate thisHer volume of makeup her fake **** were tastelessSo I said I'd call her but never would botherUntil I got turned down by another girl at a partySo when you see her standing thereWith green eyes and long blonde hairShe won't be wearing underwear and you'll discoverThis girl's not the one and she'll never be funYou should just turn and run because you'll find out thatSome girls try too hardSome girls try too hardSome girls try too hard to impressWith the way that they dressWith those things on their chestAnd the things they suggest to meSome girls try too hardSome girls try too hard
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