Way back when I was just a little bitty boy...

[Jono2]

living in a box under the stairs in the corner of the basement of the house half a block down the street from Jerry's Bait shop....
You know the place.

Well anyway, back then life was going swell and everything was just...


PEACHY.


Except, of course, for the undeniable fact that every single morning...

My mother would make me a big ol' bowl of sauerkraut for breakfast.

[OCD1]

Did you saw off your friend's arms and legs with a chain saw? ;)

[HeroOfTimeO0]

i thought this was gonna be a John Denver reference. :(

[Jono2]

Did you saw off your friend's arms and legs with a chain saw? ;)

he wasn't my friend, but yeah, I did.  then he got all indignant on me, saying "hey man, I was just kidding!" and I was like "oh, really.  how was I supposed to know?" but anyway, now he has a really cool nickname.  Torso Boy!  so what's he complaining about?

[StarWindWizard7]

living in a box under the stairs in the corner of the basement of the house half a block down the street from Jerry's Bait shop....
You know the place.

Well anyway, back then life was going swell and everything was just...


PEACHY.


Except, of course, for the undeniable fact that every single morning...

My mother would make me a big ol' bowl of sauerkraut for breakfast.

How lovely.........