The NSFCD Tater Instigator- No Descriptions Required

[Kayo]

But that rectangle isn't equilateral.

[Nayrman]

But that rectangle isn't equilateral.

an equilateral rectangle is a intercourse ing square. Calling it a equilateral rectangle is just kind of....pointless.

[Kayo]

an equilateral rectangle is a intercourse ing square. Calling it a equilateral rectangle is just kind of....pointless.

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[Nayrman]

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I know, I'm just anal when it comes to utterly pointless naming conventions.

[Rayquarian]

But that rectangle isn't equilateral.

[Shujinco2]

I know, I'm just anal when it comes to utterly pointless naming conventions.

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[Doodle]

>some freshman gives me a paper with a phone number
>"Paige"
>throw it out

[The Seventh]

No, there is balance.  My boss was supposed to write me a nice fat check today for all of the marketing work I've done for him.  He changed his mind.  Months of work for nothing.  Also, I have some kind of tooth abscess, so I can't open my mouth more that about 3/4 of an inch.  I have to smash down sandwiches to eat them.  So bad poop is happening to me, but good things are happening to you.  The universe is in balance, so take a breath and enjoy it.

Wait, so you did work for him, and he decided not to pay you?  that's what I'm getting out of that...and if what I got out of that is true...isn't that illegal?

[Dog Food]

No, there is balance.  My boss was supposed to write me a nice fat check today for all of the marketing work I've done for him.  He changed his mind.  Months of work for nothing.  Also, I have some kind of tooth abscess, so I can't open my mouth more that about 3/4 of an inch.  I have to smash down sandwiches to eat them.  So bad poop is happening to me, but good things are happening to you.  The universe is in balance, so take a breath and enjoy it.

Ouch. That doesn't sound like fun. Sorry.

Wait, so you did work for him, and he decided not to pay you?  that's what I'm getting out of that...and if what I got out of that is true...isn't that illegal?

Perhaps he was doing the marketing work on the side that wasn't in his job description?

Also, I did get a bit of bad news today. I was looking over my other acceptance letter (ignored it yesterday since I didn't care much about that one, I was more interested in my top choice letter). And I found out that stupid other college is giving me a intercourse ing scholarship for $13,000! Those intercourse ing poop holes! If anyone in my family finds out, they'll make me go there (since my top choice is a lot more expensive and less prone to give money away). I hid the scholarship for now, but it's seeming less and less likely that I'll ever be able to go to my top choice, even after getting accepted.

[Kayo]

That's better.

[Tupin]

You'd think that over 600 years of war would cause you to get sick of it, but apparently George Washington does not think like that. Apparently me capturing and renaming his Philadelphia as Mexico City would have done it. Nope.

[SkyMyl]

Suddenly, eight days until Christmas.

[Silverhawk79]

Suddenly, eight days until Christmas.

Jesus FUCK.

[Rayquarian]

Suddenly, eight days until Christmas.

*Insert Reaction Image of Shock Here*

[Doodle]

Suddenly, eight days until Christmas.