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What the fudge.


http://wii.ign.com/articles/936/936573p1.html

WHAT THE FUCK
7.5
HOLY FUCKING SHIT
IF SHITTY MINIGAMES GET A 7.5 REAL GAMES MUST GET LIKE 3000/10

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"It's pretty telling that, in a recently conducted democratic polling of ten college students, Imagine: Party Babyz was elected over Rock Band 2 to provide the primary source of virtual entertainment for the night. "

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FUCK YOU IGN
FUCK YOU WHOEVER REVIEWED THIS
FUCK YOU COLLEGE WHO PICKED A SHITTY GAME
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[SkyMyl]

The image is broken.

IGN has now officially lost it.

Whoops. Here, take a NSFW image.
Okay, there are other things to do...aside from posting Yuri...

Also, someone show that to Nayr. I'm positive he would get a kick out of it.
I agree. :3

[Kayo]

So how'd we et 3 pages in 2 hours?

[FruitFlow]

Whoops. Here, take a NSFW image.
Okay, there are other things to do...aside from posting Yuri...

Also, someone show that to Nayr. I'm positive he would get a kick out of it.
I agree. :3

FORBIDDEN ACCESS!!! ;_;

Also, I'll show it Nayr.

[Kayo]

Forbidden.

[Linkman]

PRAISE JESUS!
NO MORE PERIODS FOR ME FUCK YEAR!

in b4 lol no more periods.

[SkyMyl]

Fine, here's a random tribbing pic, then. If it doesn't work, then I'll find another way.
They're just pictures.

[Rayquarian]

Fine, here's a random tribbing pic, then. If it doesn't work, then I'll find another way.
They're just pictures.

Jesus, be careful where you post that.  My grandparents could be walking around.

[Tsumaru]

Tribadism is probably the hottest thing to me.

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MYL for forum king, mod, or something.

[Lohn Jocke]

MYL for forum king, mod, or something.

But then his inner voice would take over the world.

[SkyMyl]

Jesus, be careful where you post that.  My grandparents could be walking around.

There's a reason why I didn't use [img]. What, you don't know what tribadism is?
It's still just as bad. >_>
And why do you know what it is!? You haven't even had "the talk" yet!

Tribadism is probably the hottest thing to me.

Damn right.
Don't start acting all high and mighty, responding to numerous posts at once.

MYL for forum king, mod, or something.

<3
Well speak of the freakin' devil...

But then his inner voice would take over the world.

For the last time, I'm not the-
Screw it, I give up.

[jnfs2014]

"Because, despite one of the worst examples of botched box art marketing I've ever witnessed, Imagine: Party Babyz is one of the finest mini-game compilations to ever grace Nintendo's home console."

What games are you playing!?

"After all, the mini-games are what truly matter, and Party Babyz fortunately offers some of the best bite-sized challenges this side of the original Rayman Raving Rabbids. "

Don't you dare compare this with Rayman. :|

"Most of these challenges are appropriately baby themed – including but not limited to counting sheep before bedtime, milk bottle drinking, changing diapers and brushing teeth – but offer much more depth than their setting would imply. A vast majority of the mini-games are multi-layered, tasking players with juggling more than one objective at once and providing a level of strategy and depth unseen in other, similar titles shoveled onto the Wii these past few years."

Strategy and depth!? More like button mashing and stupidness.

"One mini-game in particular, "The Mad Dash," actually offers three different mini-game control styles rolled into one. Players start out by rocking the Wii Remote to the left and right, then switch a third of the way through to bouncing the controller up and down until the babies reach the final checkpoint, where it becomes a race for who can hit the "2" button the fasted to wheel the tricycle past the finish line. Apart, none of these control methods would have been very intriguing but together they create a virtual triathlon much more than the some of its parts. Lazier developers would have split this challenge up into three disparate mini-games to pad numbers, but the fine folks at Visual Impact thankfully chose quality over quantity."

Who the intercourse  is Visual Impact!?

"Winning these mini-games nets players both the opportunity to unlock further challenges as well as customizable outfits for the babies, adorably referred to as "fancy dresses" throughout the game proper. Normally, netting these sorts of prizes means very little to me, but for some reason the fancy dresses really grew on me. I found myself replaying earlier mini-games by myself – a practice I normally try to avoid – just to unlock the final costumes simply because they're so quirky and well designed."

......Okay, now he's either gay, or a child molester. Or both


FUCK YOU, Joshua Clark, FUCK YOU

[FruitFlow]

MYL for moderation rights.
Agree or ban.