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Started by Zeldafan422, September 24, 2007, 04:54:39 PM

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Macawmoses

I reviewed Okami waaaaaaaaaaaay back a long time ago. As in, when it came on Wii complete with IGN's logo. I'm not sure where the review is floating around now, but I seem to recall giving it a 9.5. I should see if it's on my computer somewhere.

SkyMyl

Quote from: Mace on July 27, 2010, 02:36:06 PM
I reviewed Okami waaaaaaaaaaaay back a long time ago. As in, when it came on Wii complete with IGN's logo. I'm not sure where the review is floating around now, but I seem to recall giving it a 9.5. I should see if it's on my computer somewhere.
THIS IS IMPOSSIBLE

HOW THE FUCK COULD MACK OF ALL PEOPLE LOVE OKAMI

THIS JUST DOESN'T COMPUTE

IT'S AS FUCKING NONSENSICAL AS STREET FIGHTER X TEKKEN

Macawmoses

It actually has a reasonable length. I think it sits somewhere between 25 and 35 hours, which is an investment in a game I don't mind. I actually like the near 40 hours of Metroid Prime games, as well. What I don't like is grind grind grind item item item item item piss poor description of item item item. DQ9 isn't a bad game, by any means, but I can't imagine recommending it to anyone based on how much of a headache it is causing. I think I've gotten about 15 hours in, and I don't have a clue as to what is going on.

SkyMyl

Quote from: Mace on July 27, 2010, 02:42:13 PM
[Blank] isn't a bad game, by any means, but I can't imagine recommending it to anyone based on how much of a headache it is causing. I think I've gotten about 15 hours in, and I don't have a clue as to what is going on.

Nayrman

Geh, PS3 having bad cropping issues, combine that with a bad DVD upscaler that only sort of works and movies are practically unwatchable. Thank god for my regular old DVD player

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DededeCloneChris


Thirdkoopa

So MYL does Werewolf get updated in 30 minutes?

I'm too excited. y;
[21:11] <mackormoses> let's take a look at today's stats
[21:11] <Rosencrantz> stats today are high
[21:11] <mackormoses> holy intercourse ing poop
[21:11] <Rosencrantz> you adding all these standards
[21:11] <Rosencrantz> is really pushing us [/quote]
Quote from: JrDude φ on May 31, 2010, 08:32:13 PM
3 of my friends smoke weed. Why? Well I asked one time, and this is what they said: "Because I can blow out smoke and it makes me feel like a intercourse ing dragon"

SkyMyl

Quote from: AuraChannelerChris on July 27, 2010, 05:09:25 PM
Is that game really bad?
No, the gameplay is good when you're not finding an alternate solution to two puzzles that the game doesn't give a clear solution to. But I can't understand the story, for the life of me. That's the only problem I really have with it, aside from changing the formula that the original Crystal Chronicles introduced, making the gameplay a little more generic.

What I can grasp of the story is that it's two kids that go on an adventure, Chelinka and Yuri. Chelinka can become a Goddess at the cost of her morality and humanity, and Yuri is worthless without his sister. He's also the main character They kill people and go into alternate realities and kill the same man twice times, and Chelinka becomes a goddess full on and she rewrites history, then Yuri goes home where his sister dies, and he has a flashback where his past sister gives him an amulet that reacts with the current amulet Yuri has which causes everyone to become a happy ending. And their parents died, their friends vanished, they find a tarzan boy, and their mother was a Goddess. There's also a King who is Jesus Christ and had a daughter who died because her body wasn't ready yet.

I think. tl;dr, the gameplay is good, but the story is confusing.

Quote from: Thirdkoopa on July 27, 2010, 05:28:38 PM
So MYL does Werewolf get updated in 30 minutes?

I'm too excited. y;
Why wouldn't it? I'm not Mack, who doesn't update his werewolf on one day and shuns it from that point on because he missed an update. Your enthusiasm may soon die, however...

Mutilator7

Woah nsfcd i didn't see you there, hello all i am back! and no one cares..... *goes back to lurking*

Kayo

Quote from: SkyMyl on July 27, 2010, 02:40:05 PM
THIS IS IMPOSSIBLE

HOW THE FUCK COULD MACK OF ALL PEOPLE LOVE OKAMI

THIS JUST DOESN'T COMPUTE

IT'S AS FUCKING NONSENSICAL AS STREET FIGHTER X TEKKEN
Sky you mad bro

I really hate how I've made more than 12,000 posts here. Thankfully this swaying, moving Chandelure makes it all worth it.
[move][/move]

Macawmoses

hi mutilator

sky, cat, intercourse ing, died. When you're done being an poop hole, I'll hit one of the people closest to you with my truck.

As for confusing stories, there are a few games I can think of that do that. However, I'd rather be confused than entirely bored.

SkyMyl

Quote from: Mace on July 27, 2010, 10:30:53 PM
sky, cat, intercourse ing, died. When you're done being an poop hole, I'll hit one of the people closest to you with my truck.
And you'll find that your truck has been dismantled. Not like I'd know anything about losing a pet, anyway.

Quote from: Mutilator<Seven> on July 27, 2010, 06:13:59 PM
Woah nsfcd i didn't see you there, hello all i am back! and no one cares..... *goes back to lurking*
no come back mutilator

Kayo

Quote from: SkyMyl on July 28, 2010, 05:40:44 AM
And you'll find that your truck has been dismantled. Not like I'd know anything about losing a pet, anyway.
no come back mutilator
Jesus intercourse ing christ Sky you need to calm the intercourse  down. Stop being impatient with your internet world because you don't have any friends. Really. At least give the guy a second. Instead you jump down his throat whenever you see him.
I really hate how I've made more than 12,000 posts here. Thankfully this swaying, moving Chandelure makes it all worth it.
[move][/move]

The Riddler

Quote from: Kianglo on July 28, 2010, 08:52:56 AM
Jesus intercourse ing christ Sky you need to calm the intercourse  down. Stop being impatient with your internet world because you don't have any friends. Really. At least give the guy a second. Instead you jump down his throat whenever you see him.
Stay. Out. Of. It.