my sceeeeeeeeeery ufo storie

[Andrew1911]

so i was getin a slurpie with my imaginary pals

i was liek 'u guys r teh best'

they didnt saw anything and i began to crai

all of a sudden a ufo flew past me almost hittin me

i screamed 'fux u nub'

the ufo stopped and reverased after me

i peed me pants and a beam tok me in

i screamed 'no dont hurt me'

the aliens said 'lol lets give him surprise sex'

i dropped my squsihie screamin

finally they dropped me off at my house

the worst part is i dropped my squishie :(

wuts ur ufo storie

[Pokesamrus]

lawl did you come here from nsider2 too?

[Andrew1911]

lawl did you come here from nsider2 too?

dun check my post history

that wuld make to much sanse

[Andrew1911]

Did the aliens get you?  Did they at least use a condom?

yea

no :(

[FullmetalGanon]

did they tuch ur weenie