The Love Advice Thread

Pokesamrus · October 28, 2007, 05:58:43 PM

Advice for love, whether your hopeless or not, given to you from gamers.

This could be the worst advice you get apart from 4chan, but still, something good could come from this.

Andrew1911 · October 28, 2007, 06:01:11 PM

theres this girl in my class

she has nice boobs and her ass is nice

but shes my cousin

what do i do

Waveburner · October 28, 2007, 06:01:51 PM

I don't need advice from people who aren't even experienced in this field...

Totla · October 28, 2007, 06:03:42 PM

Quote from: Andrew1911 on October 28, 2007, 06:01:11 PM
theres this girl in my class

she has nice boobs and her ass is nice

but shes my cousin

what do i do

Use a condom. :)

Pokesamrus · October 28, 2007, 06:04:30 PM

Quote from: Andrew1911 on October 28, 2007, 06:01:11 PM
theres this girl in my class

she has nice boobs and her ass is nice

but shes my cousin

what do i do

Don't tell your parents.

Andrew1911 · October 28, 2007, 06:05:09 PM

Quote from: Pokesamrus on October 28, 2007, 06:04:30 PM
Quote from: Andrew1911 on October 28, 2007, 06:01:11 PM
theres this girl in my class

she has nice boobs and her ass is nice

but shes my cousin

what do i do
Don't tell your parents.

what if she tries to tell

JMV · October 28, 2007, 06:07:45 PM

Quote from: Andrew1911 on October 28, 2007, 06:01:11 PM
theres this girl in my class

she has nice boobs and her ass is nice

but shes my cousin

what do i do

Do what Rebecca and Isaac did. Keep it in the family.

Quote from: Andrew1911 on October 28, 2007, 06:05:09 PM
Quote from: Pokesamrus on October 28, 2007, 06:04:30 PM
Quote from: Andrew1911 on October 28, 2007, 06:01:11 PM
theres this girl in my class

she has nice boobs and her ass is nice

but shes my cousin

what do i do
Don't tell your parents.

what if she tries to tell

shoot your mom

Pokesamrus · October 28, 2007, 06:08:34 PM

Quote from: Andrew1911 on October 28, 2007, 06:05:09 PM
Quote from: Pokesamrus on October 28, 2007, 06:04:30 PM
Quote from: Andrew1911 on October 28, 2007, 06:01:11 PM
theres this girl in my class

she has nice boobs and her ass is nice

but shes my cousin

what do i do
Don't tell your parents.

what if she tries to tell

Bribe her with (moar) sex lol i dunno?

Kaz · October 28, 2007, 06:14:58 PM

So I was having sex with my girlfriend and suddenly she turned around and said "LKJLAKJDSLFJAKLDJFKDAJSKFADLKJFDF."

What does this mean?

Dawei · October 28, 2007, 06:16:56 PM

Quote from: Kazooie-Banjo on October 28, 2007, 06:14:58 PM
So I was having sex with my girlfriend and suddenly she turned around and said "LKJLAKJDSLFJAKLDJFKDAJSKFADLKJFDF."

What does this mean?

She's pregnant.

Kaz · October 28, 2007, 06:17:43 PM

Quote from: Dawei on October 28, 2007, 06:16:56 PM
Quote from: Kazooie-Banjo on October 28, 2007, 06:14:58 PM
So I was having sex with my girlfriend and suddenly she turned around and said "LKJLAKJDSLFJAKLDJFKDAJSKFADLKJFDF."

What does this mean?
She's pregnant.

OH GOD DAMN IT

Dawei · October 28, 2007, 06:18:27 PM

Quote from: Kazooie-Banjo on October 28, 2007, 06:17:43 PM
Quote from: Dawei on October 28, 2007, 06:16:56 PM
Quote from: Kazooie-Banjo on October 28, 2007, 06:14:58 PM
So I was having sex with my girlfriend and suddenly she turned around and said "LKJLAKJDSLFJAKLDJFKDAJSKFADLKJFDF."

What does this mean?
She's pregnant.

OH GOD DAMN IT

USE MOAR CONDOMS

JMV · October 28, 2007, 06:20:20 PM

Guys, okay so I was making a sammich with no clothes on(i do that when im home alone) and then i started doing stuff with the mayonaise jar and my sister came home just as i finished and was like why r u naked so i was like im not naked u r andi went into my room and my sister made a sandwich with mayo

will she get pregnate?

えっちーせんぱい · October 28, 2007, 06:21:55 PM

Quote from: JMV290 on October 28, 2007, 06:20:20 PM
Guys, okay so I was making a sammich with no clothes on(i do that when im home alone) and then i started doing stuff with the mayonaise jar and my sister came home just as i finished and was like why r u naked so i was like im not naked u r andi went into my room and my sister made a sandwich with mayo

will she get pregnate?

No.

Insane Asylum · October 28, 2007, 06:22:11 PM

Quote from: JMV290 on October 28, 2007, 06:20:20 PM
Guys, okay so I was making a sammich with no clothes on(i do that when im home alone) and then i started doing stuff with the mayonaise jar and my sister came home just as i finished and was like why r u naked so i was like im not naked u r andi went into my room and my sister made a sandwich with mayo

will she get pregnate?

Not if she swallows.