The Love Advice Thread

[yes.derek]

<sup>Kayso, I was doin' this hooker, and now my naughty bits burn.

Am I pregnate?</sup>

[phatyo]

Guys, okay so I was making a sammich with no clothes on(i do that when im home alone) and then i started doing stuff with the mayonaise jar and my sister came home just as i finished and was like why r u naked so i was like im not naked u r andi went into my room and my sister made a sandwich with mayo

will she get pregnate?

not unles she takes the mayo and suves it up her vagina with a pump.

[bluaki]

Oh hai, there's this one girl in my class who is smart and I think she looks cute and she acts nice to me and I like her but I don't know if she really likes me. What do I do? D: (btw, I'm a girl)

</sarcasm>

[Kaz]

Oh hai, there's this one girl in my class who is smart and I think she looks cute and she acts nice to me and I like her but I don't know if she really likes me. What do I do? D: (btw, I'm a girl)

</sarcasm>

You simply offer to scissor with her.

[bluaki]

Oh hai, there's this one girl in my class who is smart and I think she looks cute and she acts nice to me and I like her but I don't know if she really likes me. What do I do? D: (btw, I'm a girl)

</sarcasm>

You simply offer to scissor with her.

I asked her that today and she said "Eww no, you lezbo" :'(

(still kidding >_>)

[Zovistograt]

I seem to be mostly attracted to people who don't necessarily exist in real life.  Is this a problem?

[Tupin]

I seem to be mostly attracted to people who don't necessarily exist in real life.  Is this a problem?

Serious question? Go to Serious Discussion. ::) If not, just as long as you don't have weird fantasies. :D

[bluaki]

I seem to be mostly attracted to people who don't necessarily exist in real life.  Is this a problem?

Lemme guess, one of the three girls from Lucky Star in your sig? >_>

[Zovistograt]

I seem to be mostly attracted to people who don't necessarily exist in real life.  Is this a problem?

Lemme guess, one of the three girls from Lucky Star in your sig? >_>

Konata fantasies = over for now, but I'm watching Azumanga Daioh right now.

[Tupin]

I seem to be mostly attracted to people who don't necessarily exist in real life.  Is this a problem?

Lemme guess, one of the three girls from Lucky Star in your sig? >_>

Konata fantasies = over for now, but I'm watching Azumanga Daioh right now.

You watch the shower scene in episode 6 a lot, don't you? :D

[sleepin_dude_99]

I seem to be mostly attracted to people who don't necessarily exist in real life.  Is this a problem?

Lemme guess, one of the three girls from Lucky Star in your sig? >_>

Konata fantasies = over for now, but I'm watching Azumanga Daioh right now.

Sakaki, obviously.

:P

CRAP *counts*

16 KITTENS DEAD

[Zovistograt]

I seem to be mostly attracted to people who don't necessarily exist in real life.  Is this a problem?

Lemme guess, one of the three girls from Lucky Star in your sig? >_>

Konata fantasies = over for now, but I'm watching Azumanga Daioh right now.

You watch the shower scene in episode 6 a lot, don't you? :D

Timotei~~

not really

[JMV]

ewww what is this stuff? its all over my hands :(

[Zovistograt]

ewww what is this stuff? its all over my hands :(

lick it.  What does it taste like?

[えっちーせんぱい]

I seem to be mostly attracted to people who don't necessarily exist in real life.  Is this a problem?

Lemme guess, one of the three girls from Lucky Star in your sig? >_>

Konata fantasies = over for now, but I'm watching Azumanga Daioh right now.

You watch the shower scene in episode 6 a lot, don't you? :D

Timotei~~

not really

You scare me.