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Started by Pokesamrus, October 28, 2007, 05:58:43 PM

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yes.derek

Kayso, I was doin' this hooker, and now my naughty bits burn.

Am I pregnate?
HEY LOOK HEY

phatyo

Quote from: JMV290 on October 28, 2007, 06:20:20 PM
Guys, okay so I was making a sammich with no clothes on(i do that when im home alone) and then i started doing stuff with the mayonaise jar and my sister came home just as i finished and was like why r u naked so i was like im not naked u r andi went into my room and my sister made a sandwich with mayo

will she get pregnate?
not unles she takes the mayo and suves it up her vagina with a pump.

bluaki

#17
Oh hai, there's this one girl in my class who is smart and I think she looks cute and she acts nice to me and I like her but I don't know if she really likes me. What do I do? D: (btw, I'm a girl)

</sarcasm>

Kaz

Quote from: bluaki on October 28, 2007, 08:49:17 PM
Oh hai, there's this one girl in my class who is smart and I think she looks cute and she acts nice to me and I like her but I don't know if she really likes me. What do I do? D: (btw, I'm a girl)

</sarcasm>

You simply offer to scissor with her.
Quote<+Mithos> My mom grounded me for being gay.

bluaki

Quote from: Kazooie-Banjo on October 28, 2007, 09:17:49 PM
Quote from: bluaki on October 28, 2007, 08:49:17 PM
Oh hai, there's this one girl in my class who is smart and I think she looks cute and she acts nice to me and I like her but I don't know if she really likes me. What do I do? D: (btw, I'm a girl)

</sarcasm>

You simply offer to scissor with her.
I asked her that today and she said "Eww no, you lezbo" :'(

(still kidding >_>)

Zovistograt

I seem to be mostly attracted to people who don't necessarily exist in real life.  Is this a problem?
"I lovat a gabber.  I could listen to maure and moravar again.  Regn onder river.  Flies do your float.  Thick is the life for mere." - James Joyce (Finnegans Wake, page 213)

Tupin

Quote from: Zovistograt on October 29, 2007, 02:11:15 PM
I seem to be mostly attracted to people who don't necessarily exist in real life.  Is this a problem?
Serious question? Go to Serious Discussion. ::) If not, just as long as you don't have weird fantasies. :D


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bluaki

Quote from: Zovistograt on October 29, 2007, 02:11:15 PM
I seem to be mostly attracted to people who don't necessarily exist in real life.  Is this a problem?
Lemme guess, one of the three girls from Lucky Star in your sig? >_>

Zovistograt

Quote from: bluaki on October 29, 2007, 02:13:44 PM
Quote from: Zovistograt on October 29, 2007, 02:11:15 PM
I seem to be mostly attracted to people who don't necessarily exist in real life.  Is this a problem?
Lemme guess, one of the three girls from Lucky Star in your sig? >_>
Konata fantasies = over for now, but I'm watching Azumanga Daioh right now.
"I lovat a gabber.  I could listen to maure and moravar again.  Regn onder river.  Flies do your float.  Thick is the life for mere." - James Joyce (Finnegans Wake, page 213)

Tupin

Quote from: Zovistograt on October 29, 2007, 02:14:14 PM
Quote from: bluaki on October 29, 2007, 02:13:44 PM
Quote from: Zovistograt on October 29, 2007, 02:11:15 PM
I seem to be mostly attracted to people who don't necessarily exist in real life.  Is this a problem?
Lemme guess, one of the three girls from Lucky Star in your sig? >_>
Konata fantasies = over for now, but I'm watching Azumanga Daioh right now.
You watch the shower scene in episode 6 a lot, don't you? :D


Quote from: SkyMyl
Tuppy frightens me with his knowledge of legacy technology.

sleepin_dude_99

#25
Quote from: Zovistograt on October 29, 2007, 02:14:14 PM
Quote from: bluaki on October 29, 2007, 02:13:44 PM
Quote from: Zovistograt on October 29, 2007, 02:11:15 PM
I seem to be mostly attracted to people who don't necessarily exist in real life.  Is this a problem?
Lemme guess, one of the three girls from Lucky Star in your sig? >_>
Konata fantasies = over for now, but I'm watching Azumanga Daioh right now.
Sakaki, obviously.

:P

CRAP *counts*

16 KITTENS DEAD


Zovistograt

Quote from: Tuppyluver1 on October 29, 2007, 02:16:26 PM
Quote from: Zovistograt on October 29, 2007, 02:14:14 PM
Quote from: bluaki on October 29, 2007, 02:13:44 PM
Quote from: Zovistograt on October 29, 2007, 02:11:15 PM
I seem to be mostly attracted to people who don't necessarily exist in real life.  Is this a problem?
Lemme guess, one of the three girls from Lucky Star in your sig? >_>
Konata fantasies = over for now, but I'm watching Azumanga Daioh right now.
You watch the shower scene in episode 6 a lot, don't you? :D
Timotei~~

not really
"I lovat a gabber.  I could listen to maure and moravar again.  Regn onder river.  Flies do your float.  Thick is the life for mere." - James Joyce (Finnegans Wake, page 213)

JMV

ewww what is this stuff? its all over my hands :(
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Zovistograt

Quote from: JMV290 on October 29, 2007, 02:18:50 PM
ewww what is this stuff? its all over my hands :(
lick it.  What does it taste like?
"I lovat a gabber.  I could listen to maure and moravar again.  Regn onder river.  Flies do your float.  Thick is the life for mere." - James Joyce (Finnegans Wake, page 213)

えっちーせんぱい

Quote from: Zovistograt on October 29, 2007, 02:17:18 PM
Quote from: Tuppyluver1 on October 29, 2007, 02:16:26 PM
Quote from: Zovistograt on October 29, 2007, 02:14:14 PM
Quote from: bluaki on October 29, 2007, 02:13:44 PM
Quote from: Zovistograt on October 29, 2007, 02:11:15 PM
I seem to be mostly attracted to people who don't necessarily exist in real life.  Is this a problem?
Lemme guess, one of the three girls from Lucky Star in your sig? >_>
Konata fantasies = over for now, but I'm watching Azumanga Daioh right now.
You watch the shower scene in episode 6 a lot, don't you? :D
Timotei~~

not really
You scare me.