Know your stars of SSBB

Java · October 30, 2007, 09:15:25 PM

Quote from: wiiboychris on October 30, 2007, 09:13:58 PM
...............I REALLY didn't know about this, Amanda show here doesn't show anymore, next is Captain Falcon!

It's actually All That.

Triforce_Luigi · October 30, 2007, 09:17:37 PM

Mmm, donuts.

DededeCloneChris · October 30, 2007, 09:29:34 PM

Next is Ness!

DededeCloneChris · October 30, 2007, 09:30:08 PM

Ness was reading the random minds of random people for random fun when all of a sudden a random door appeared outta nowhere!

"Yikes!" Ness fell down on his gluteus maximus. "Owie..." Ness winced in pain, then turned his attention to the door. "Uh... I guess I can go in." Ness got up off of his gluteus maximus and opened the door. Inside, a chair was engulfed in a spotlight. "Well, it would be nice to sit somwhere that's not pavement." Ness walked over to the chair and sat in it.

"Know your stars... Know your stars..."

"..." Ness said not a word.

"Ness of... of... dang it, I really got to know where some people come from."

"Eagleland."

"Are you telling me how to run my job?!"

"No, but your parents do."

"H-how -- Uh, what did you just say?!"

"I said 'No, but your parents do'."

"I, uh, I have absolutly have no idea of what you are saying."

"Like that time you failed that Science test and didn't tell your folks?"

"Wh-what?! That's insane!"

"And so are you."

"Grrrrrrrrrr...!" If anybody could see the voice's face, it look like :(

"So, I suspect you're going to tell them?"

"Where are you getting all of this classified information?!"

"I'll tell you at the end of the chapter."

"What?! I'm the only one who knows this is a stinkin' fanfic!"

"Well, I'm going to go tell the others when we are done."

"If they all knew, then I'd go poor, and have to live a life of poverty on the streets!"

"Stop faking."

"...DANG IT!!!"

"So, exactly how many times did you skip off school?"

"Stop it..."

"Oh, no, I'm just getting started."

"Look, I'll give you $100 bill in cash if you leave."

"Make it $200."

"$150."

"Deal."

"OK." The voice tosses a $150 bill in cash down to Ness.

Ness starts to leave but then says, "By the way."

"Yes?"

"Try not using counterfeit." Ness holds up the $150 bill. The voice drew faces on the '$150 bill' and had '$150. This is NOT fake'.

"Uh... oops."

"Hand over the real deal."

"Tell you what: we play a game of rock paper scizzors. If I win, you go empty handed and don't tell anyone that this is a story. If you win, you get a $200 bill in cash and tell anyone you know about this story. Deal?"

"...Deal." Ness walked up to the voice's room.

"Alright. Rock..."

"Paper..."

"Scizzors!" The voice threw down paper. Ness threw down scizzors. "...Best two outta three."

"Sigh... OK. Rock..."

"Paper..."

"Scizzors!" The voice threw down rock. Ness threw down scizzors. "H-how did you --"

"Rock..."

"Uh, paper..."

"Scizzors!" The voice threw down scizzors. Ness threw down paper. "Yay!"

"Gah! How'd you --"

"Elementary, my dear Ness." The voice took out a Sherlock Holmes style hat and pipe from nowhere. "You read my mind. I thought paper and rock, but I played rock and scizzors. In that order. Now, go away." The voice blew in the pipe, and bubbles started coming out.

"Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr..." Ness growled. He walked back down to the door and slammed it shut really hard. Everything in the studio that was hanging by something (i.e. lights, microphones, the voice's kid brother) all came falling down.

"Yes, people, I hang my kid brother on the ceiling by his pants. It, how you say, relieves me of boring everyday life's stress. Well, looks like I'm going to have to clean all this up." A short pause. "Hey, you! Hire a maid!"

Triforce_Luigi · October 30, 2007, 09:33:14 PM

Poor brother...

DededeCloneChris · October 30, 2007, 09:42:23 PM

Mario, is your turn!

DededeCloneChris · October 30, 2007, 09:47:47 PM

Mario was taking asleep on a random couch in a random couch store on a random Sunday afternoon when all of a sudden, a random door appeared outta nowhere!

"Mamma mia!' Mario shouted as he fell off of the couch. He got up and examined the door. "Hmm... Must be some sort of magic spell." Mario opened the door and looked inside. He saw a chair engulfed in a spotlight. "Well, I need somewhere else to sit down." Mario walked over to the chair and sat down.

"Know your stars... Know your stars..." a voice boomed.

"Huh?"

"Mario of the Mushroom Kingdom..."

"Yes?"

"Mario... He breaks more pipes than fixes them."

"What? I do not break pipes, I fix them!"

"That's not what this paper says."

"What paper? Let me see them!"

"You're right. What paper?" The voice threw the paper up in the air and caught them in his mouth. He then swallowed the papers... whole.

"What did you do?!"

"What does it look like? I ate them!"

"...You're sick."

"No, no, I'm perfectly healthy."

"No, I mean you're disgusting."

"You gonna whine about it?"

"No, I'm gonna complain."

"Sure, whatever. Mario... He has a stuffed toy Bowser."

"What?! I only have stuffed toy Mario and Peach!"

"And no Luigi?! What did you do to it?!"

"I never had one!"

"Oh, what suspence!"

"What? Suspence?"

"Yes. Suspence."

"Ugh... mamma mia."

"So, what do you do with the toy Peach? Do you take it to bed with you?"

"W-what?! What are you saying?"

"Nothing..."

"Oh... OK..."

"Mario... He slaps Bowser like a little girl."

"HEY!! I only did that fourteen times!"

"Says Mario."

"What?"

"That's not what Bowser says."

"Well, what did Bowser say?"

"He says he randomly yells out 'I WANNA MAKE OUT WITH PEACH!' and then you appear ouuta nowhere, slap him, and leave. He said that's been goin' on for... what was it? 5 years, I think..."

"What?! He knows it's been going on for 6 years!" Mario then storms off for Bowser's castle.

"Hmm... Maybe I should of said somethin' different...NAH!"

(Wiiboychris note: Sorry for delaying a little, I have to erase ALL the "-a" of Mario words)

Triforce_Luigi · October 30, 2007, 09:52:28 PM

Bowser is gonna get slapped.

DededeCloneChris · October 30, 2007, 09:56:26 PM

Next is last for today! Is Mewtwo!

DededeCloneChris · October 30, 2007, 09:59:47 PM

Mewtwo was on a random rooftop watching some random car drive around a random city, when all of a sudden... Metwo took three steps to the left.

...Then suddenly a random door appeared outta nowhere!

Mewtwo telepathically said: I knew that was going to happen. Mewtwo entered the door. Inside, a chair was engulfed in a spotlight. I know what's going to happen now... Mewtwo walked... er, floated over to the chair and sat in it.

"Know your stars... Know your stars..."

"Mewtwo of Kanto..."

"Mewtwo... Puts a bag over his head whenever he hears the word "mattress."

For some odd reason, Mewtwo actually DOES put a canvas bag over his head

"Wait, I was only joking!"

Pikachu walks onto stage

"Did you say "mattress?" Pikachu said. Somehow, subtitles appeared undernieth him.

"Well I..."

"You REALLY shouldn't have said "mattress" to Mewtwo. Now I have to stand in this crate. (He does so and starts to sing) 'And did those feet, in ancient times, walk upon England's mountains green. Pichu joins in while Pikachu sings And was the holy lamb of God, on England's pleasant-"

(Mewtwo takes off bag)

"He should be alright, but DON'T DO IT AGAIN!" Pikachu and Pichu leave.

"O...K..."

Hmph...

"Uh... Ahem... Mewtwo... He's actually an over grown chao."

Mewtwo paused for a bit. ...What's a chao?

"Uh, It's this little... uh, blue... thing... found in a different dimension."

And you know this... how?

"I have mystical powers that I can lead me to a different dimension."

Strange... My best power is to give Link bathes in Cheese Whiz.

"Wait... What?"

My best power is to give Link bathes in Cheese Whiz.

"Oh... Link never mentioned you when he was here a few weeks back..."

I erase myself from his mind, so all he can remeber is Cheese Whiz bathes.

"Oh... I see. Mewtwo... He's in Guinness World Records for most endangered kitten.

I'm not a kitten. I'm a Pokémon cat.

"Sure you are."

Yes, I am.

"Right."

Believe what you want.

"OK, I will."

Fine.

"Fine."

"..."

"..."

"..."

...So... Nice weather, huh?

"Feh. I've seen warmer."

You mean felt.

"Yeah, that too."

Well, I'd best be on my way.

"See you later."

Mewtwo wlked out the door. Then,

THUD

Some voices came from the other side....pain voices like Mewtwo being hitted by powerful attacks.

"...Guess the door was on the edge of the building."

Triforce_Luigi · October 30, 2007, 10:03:21 PM

Smooth, Mewtwo.

DededeCloneChris · October 30, 2007, 10:07:54 PM

Ok, tomorrow I will post the others left, and then I post something very different...........the smash mansion!

Triforce_Luigi · October 30, 2007, 10:12:06 PM

The mansion sounds fun. I look forward to it.

Macawmoses · October 30, 2007, 10:17:22 PM

ZOMG this should be floated!

DededeCloneChris · October 30, 2007, 10:30:40 PM

What is "floated"?