wiiboychris interview the characters of SSBB and others! Interview attack!

[thunderhero4]

4srsly?

[DededeCloneChris]

Chris: Hello everybody! You know, my interview show has his own staff right? So, here is the staff who make this interview show possible, or should I say, our NEW staff!

Camera man:
Klonoa

Lights man:
Tails

Recorder:
Genis

Announcer:
Shikamaru

Protagonist helper:
Lucas

Curtain girls:
Presea and Colette

Bodyguards:
Guntz, Lloyd and Sakura

Chris: So, stay tune for many interviews this day! ;)

[thunderhero4]

.......umm, I think you should base the interviews from your fanfic...just to differ them from the other ones...

[Triforce_Luigi]

Yay! Genis and Shikam have jobs!

[DededeCloneChris]

.......umm, I think you should base the interviews from your fanfic...just to differ them from the other ones...

Randomness may happen

[thunderhero4]

.......umm, I think you should base the interviews from your fanfic...just to differ them from the other ones...

Randomness may happen

randomness happenes in all of them... -_-

[DededeCloneChris]

Chris: I'm happy to be back in this show! Hello everybody, is time for another interview with your host, me, of course! Say hello to all the staff crowd! Tails, lights to all the staff!

*The lights shows all the staff to the public, they cheer*

Chris: Thank you everyone, now for our invited, he comes from the fire nation-

Lucas: Hmm, Chris, Avatar is from Nickelodeon, so, in the first place, we didn't invite any of them here.

Chris: Is that true Klonoa?

Klonoa: True.

Chris: Oh snap! Well, what we have in the list?

Lucas: We have him.

Chris: You're right! He comes from the Star Road, he is a guardian from afar in the sky, say hello to Geno!

Lucas:.........Who left this doll in the sofa?

Tails: Look, a star is coming down!

*The star revives the doll*

Geno: Where am I?

Chris: Hi Geno, you're the next person in this show, who you like to be interviewed?

Geno: For what?

Chris: For SSBB.

Geno: The tournament? Fine.

Chris: First question, why did you take the form of this doll and not the others dolls in Gaz's house?

Geno: I don't want to be a fat red man, either a girl because I'm not a girl and I either don't want to be a idiot who doesn't have another plan instead of kidnapping the same girl again and again.

Bowser: *From the crowd* HEY!

Chris: Shut up! Next question, do you know who is Rosalina?

Geno: Rosalina? Yes, I know her, I met her while she was traveling in that ship.

Chris: How?

Geno: Well....

FLASHBACK

Rosalina: Are you lost little star?

Geno: Wrong star lady.

Rosalina: Oh, sorry.

END OF FLASHBACK

Chris:........Ankward, final question, are you either property of Nintendo or Square-Enix?

Geno: Nintendo.

Square-Enix lawyer: *From the crowd* THERE HE IS, HE HAS ESCAPED FROM THE BUILDING, GET HIM!

Geno: Oh cr*p! *Runs away, leaving a smoke ball*

Square-Enix lawyer: WHERE DID HE GO?!

Chris: He went that way. *Points to the wrong door*

Square-Enix lawyer: Thanks, GET HIM GUYS!

Guys from Square-Enix: HAAAAAAA!!!! *They run away to the wrong door*

Presea: 3.........2.......1.....

Square-Enix lawyer and guys: AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

Klonoa: Where it leads that door Chris?

Chris: The other side has a pitfall, a VERY DEEP pitfall.

Tails: When did that door was there?

Chris: Since the very first chapter. Ok, Shikamaru, end the show.

Shikamaru: *Sleeping over the table* Zzzzzzzzzz.....

Chris: *Angry* SHIKAMARU!

Shikamaru: *Awakes* Who...what Where?! Oh, right, this show as brought to you by very deep Pitfalls, the same pitfalls the Sonic games uses and rarely anyone who falls there will come back in 5 seconds, except for this pitfall.

[DededeCloneChris]

And our music selector, say hi to Vector!

Vector: Music is a passion to me!

And our second curtain girl, Colette!

Colette: Hi everyone!

And on top of that, the bodyguards!

Guntz: Why I am doing this in the first place...

Lloyd: Hello!

Sakura: Hmm, why I'm a bodyguard too?

James: Look Meowth, the forehead of that girl is big!

Meowth: Sure is!

Jessie: She doesn't have any cuteness at all!

Sakura: WHAT?! *Inner Sakura shows up behind Sakura, crackling his fists*

James: *Terrified* RUN!

Sakura: *She grabs them and throws them to the air at high speed* CHAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!

Team Rocket: WE'RE BLASTING OFF AGAINNNNNNNN!!!! *Shines*

Chris: Because of that.

[Triforce_Luigi]

Dave: Awesome!
Klonoa: Yeah!
Sakura: Yeah!
Tails: Yeah!
Shikamaru: Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.......
Dave: SHIKAMARU!
Shikamaru: Huh? Oh... Yeah... (What a drag...)
Rogue: *points at Sakura* You have a big forehead...
Amy: Yeah.
Sakura: *Inner Sakura throws them into the sky* CHA!

[thunderhero4]

Brandon: What?
Vector: What?
Brandon: Wait, DONT COPY ME!
*pulls out hedge-trimmer*
Vector: *backs away*

[DededeCloneChris]

GOOD LUCKY!!!!!! Welcome again to the interview show with Chris! Today we have a villain from the game of Chrono Cross, say hello to Lynx!

Chris: (Oh god, I swear that was Akira from the Lucky Channel) Wait, what? Lynx?

Lynz: I'm right here human.

Lucas: Chris, he's creepy....

Chris: Really? He looks like a tiger to me. Anyway, do you have any chance to get in Brawl?

Lynx: Ahem, see the musicians.

Chris: *Goes to the Dojo* Oh god, there is a musician from Chrono Trigger, you have a chance.

Lynx: My reign will start there.

Chris: What?

Lynx: My reign will start there.

Chris: What?

Lynx: My reign will start there.

Chris: What?

Lynx: I SAID MY REIGN WILL START THERE!

Chris: Oh sorry, I was looking the Sheik's update, what did you say?

Lynx: Nevermind, next question.

Chris: Ok, how do I know you're not Serge?

Lynx: I'm getting in a thinking pose or something everytime I think?

Chris: No. And could you please get this shadow cat out of this studio?

Lynx: No.

Chris: What do you mean no?

Lynx: Because no.

Klonoa: Chris, there is another one near me!

Colette: Here too!

Chris: Really, I mean it, get your shadow cats out of here.

Lynx: No, I'll take this place only for me.

Chris:.........I didn't want to use this againts you...........* Holds up the "Frozen Flame"*

Lynx: GIVE ME THAT!

Chris: Go for it. *Throws the Frozen Flame to the wrong door*

Lynx: Shadow cats, follow me! *Runs to the wrong door, along with the shadow cats*

Guntz: Hmm, didn't that door has the very deep pitfall?

AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Chris: It does, and that wasn't the real frozen flame, that was an Ice Flower in a shape of the Frozen Flame, but it was a rare kind of flower, that flower was red, Shikamaru, end the show.

Shikamaru: Zzzzzzzzzzz

Chris: Oh lord.....SHIKAMARU!!!!

Shikamaru: AAAHHH!!! What?!?! Where?!?!?!

Chris: End the show please.

Shikamaru: Right, this was brought to you by red Ice Flowers, you can even make great figurines of any person or thing!................Hmm, who are you?

Akira: I'm Akira! I'm the second ender of the show!

Chris: (Is not long before she acts like Tony Montana......)

[Triforce_Luigi]

How far does it go? Anyway, good interview.

[DededeCloneChris]

How far does it go? Anyway, good interview.

You haven't see her when she acts with that deep voice..........did I mention that she has pink hair?

[Triforce_Luigi]

Another girl with pink hair? That is getting weird...

[DededeCloneChris]

GOOD LUCKY!!! Hi everyone! Welcome to another chapter of this interview show! (It would be better if the protagnist was me, but noooo, is another kid) Today we have another person to interview! Say hello to Wolf O'donnel!

Chris: And also say hello to my new bodyguard, tha aura master, Lucario!

*Lucario crosses his arms and closes his eyes*

Chris: Being the silent type as ever eh Lucario? Anyway, welcome to the show Wolf.

Wolf: Thanks, I'm grateful...............Guntz, is been a while.

Guntz: (I already told him that I'm not his cousin!)

Chris: Family issues.....ok, first question, do you will get in Brawl?

Wolf: For sure, Fox told Master Hand to invite me to the fight.

Chris:..........................

Wolf: What?

Chris: Well........................

FLASHBACK

Falco: So did you put the vote sheet in the red box Fox?

Fox: Red box? You told me to put the vote sheet in the green box!

*The camera zooms to 2 boxes, the red box with the text "Suggestion for new characters for Brawl" and a green box with the text "Suggestion for good food for DINNER"*

Crazy Hand: I saw Fox writing Wolf O'donnel for the next food Master Hand!

Master Hand: Wow, so he eats wolfs for DINNER?

Crazy Hand: Not sure. But I think he wanted to put the vote in the other box.

Master Hand: Nah.

END OF FLASHBACK

Wolf: *Mouth too open*

Chris: Don't worry, I think they will not eat you. (YET)

Wolf: What a relief.

Sakurai: OOPSIE!

Chris: Oh god, is Sakurai! The master of Smash Bros! What are you doing here?

Sakurai: I want to look this show, I don't want many more people to think I'm evil or something.

Chris: Then have a seat!

Sakurai: *Sits*

Chris: (Awesome) Ok, next question, since when you rivalry with Fox has started?

Wolf: Well......

FLASHBACK

10 year old Fox: Hey! Give me back my Game Boy!

10 year old Wolf: No way! I saw it first!

10 year old Fox: (That's IT! Wolf, you're gonna get it in the future!)

END OF FLASHBACK

Wolf: Like stealing a Game Boy from a Fox.

Chris:............(*Sniff*)........Next questio-

Master Hand: THERE IS GUYS! THE DINNER FOR TONIGHT!

Kirby: He looks tasty........

Wolf: OH CRAP!!

Sakurai: QUICK! RUN TO THAT DOOR! *Points to the wrong door*

Wolf: THANKS, I'M OUT OF HERE! *Runs to the wrong door*

Marth: *Japanese voice*

Falco: What?

Ness: He said GET HIM!

*All the cast from SSBB (except Lucas) runs after Wolf to the wrong door*

Chris: WAIT NO! THAT DOOR LEADS TO A-

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Chris, Lucas, Klonoa, Genis, Presea, Colette, Vector, Lucario, Sakura, Guntz, Lloyd, Shikamaru, Akira and Tails: *Puts their left hands in their faces* Pitfall. And a very deep pitfall.

Sakurai: HAHAHAHAHA! NOW BRAWL IS DELAYED UNTIL MARCH 9! SO LONG, SUCKERS! *He takes off in a helicopter*

Chris: This can't be happening!
*Sakurai returns with a black scoreboard and writes in thin air "Masahiro Sakurai" and takes off* Oh dear lord, a reference of the Simpsons game! Shikamaru *Sniff* end the show.

Akira: This show was brought to you by Lucky Star! The anime where I don't appear in the show!

Chris: I said Shikamaru, where is he?

Akira: *Deep voice* He was with that public who were after Wolf.

Chris: OH NO! Now where I can get one of those black scoreboards who can write in thin air?

Shikamaru: I'm here, I'm not stupid to fall in that pitfall.

Sakura: Then why did you go after Wolf?

Shikamaru:.............Wel-

*The camera runs out of electricity*