If I were president

[Viewtifulboy]

I scratch my head when I think.  That's touching myself :|

[Tupin]

I scratch my head when I think.  That's touching myself :|

Touching your private parts. :|

[TheAnonymusElmo]

what fap? ???

what are you 8 ?

[Viewtifulboy]

I scratch my head when I think.  That's touching myself :|

Touching your private parts. :|

oooooooooohhhhhhhhh..................... Can we get back to how good I'd be as president?  :)

[Tupin]

I scratch my head when I think.  That's touching myself :|

Touching your private parts. :|

oooooooooohhhhhhhhh..................... Can we get back to how good I'd be as president?  :)

All of the laws you want are unconstitutional.

[TheAnonymusElmo]

I scratch my head when I think.  That's touching myself :|

Touching your private parts. :|

oooooooooohhhhhhhhh..................... Can we get back to how good I'd be as president?  :)

The President would know what fap is. Now your not qualified.

[Viewtifulboy]

I'll just burn the constitution.  And turn our democracy into a dictatorship!  That wayI'll be your ruer forever!  That is what you want right?  Oh also I'll allow Umbrella to experiment on third world countries. 8)

[Tupin]

I'll just burn the constitution.  And turn our democracy into a dictatorship!  That wayI'll be your ruer forever!  That is what you want right?  Oh also I'll allow Umbrella to experiment on third world countries. 8)

Can you say "Coup"?

[Viewtifulboy]

Our secretary of state would be General Grievous, and my vice president would be Count Dooku

[JMV]

Our secretary of state would be General Grievous, and my vice president would be Count Dooku

I'd chop your dick off and shove it down your throat.

[Tupin]

Our secretary of state would be General Grievous, and my vice president would be Count Dooku

The people would rebel. Besides, you can take away people's rights without burning the constitution. Ever heard of "martial law"?

[TheAnonymusElmo]

I'll just burn the constitution.  And turn our democracy into a dictatorship!  That wayI'll be your ruer forever!  That is what you want right?  Oh also I'll allow Umbrella to experiment on third world countries. 8)

Why third world countries? They did nothing to you

[JMV]

I'll just burn the constitution.  And turn our democracy into a dictatorship!  That wayI'll be your ruer forever!  That is what you want right?  Oh also I'll allow Umbrella to experiment on third world countries. 8)

Why third world countries? They did nothing to you

They get better educations than him.

[Viewtifulboy]

I'll just burn the constitution.  And turn our democracy into a dictatorship!  That wayI'll be your ruer forever!  That is what you want right?  Oh also I'll allow Umbrella to experiment on third world countries. 8)

Why third world countries? They did nothing to you

They get better educations than him.

No they don't.  I go to a good school in a good city.  I get much better education

[Tupin]

I'll just burn the constitution.  And turn our democracy into a dictatorship!  That wayI'll be your ruer forever!  That is what you want right?  Oh also I'll allow Umbrella to experiment on third world countries. 8)

Why third world countries? They did nothing to you

They get better educations than him.

No they don't.  I go to a good school in a good city.  I get much better education

Punctuate your sentences then.