Lucas adventures of crazyness! Is Bowyer! Or is Bowser?

[Triforce_Luigi]

Very nice.

[DededeCloneChris]

Chapter 22: The search for the emeralds starts and the relics too!

Derek: *Changing his glasses (Read the last chapter)* So, for today, you should sleep and tomorrow you can leave.

Lucas: Ok, good night!

Christopher: Awwwwwwwwwwwww, time to sleep.........*snores*

Sakura: I'll stay here for the night too.

Derek: Ok, good night.

*Everyone spent the night in the hospital, but Christopher again has another dream*

Christopher: *Dreaming* Huh...........

?: Seek the Chaos Emeralds...........

Christopher: Who is there?

?: Seek the relics to banish the evil............

Christopher: The relics?

?: YES, THE RELICS! YOU DIDN'T HEAR KID?!

Christopher: I heard, I heard, don't hurt me!

?: *Sigh* Seek the relics and the Chaos Emeralds and banish the evil.

Christopher: And how I'm suppose to know what relics I need to have?

?: *Sigh* The relics you need to find are- do you have paper a pen?

Christopher: Huh, well......*Finds them in his pocket* Oh! Right here!

?: You need to find the next relics:
1. The Wind's Ring
2. The Master Sword
3. The GS Pokeball
4. The Fire Scroll
5. The Legendary Plunger-

Christopher: Legendary plunger? Is of god or something?

?: How the hell I'm suppose to know?
6. The Star Rod
7. And finally, the 7 chaos emeralds

Christopher: Hmm..........got it!

?: Ok, I now shall depart.

Christopher: Wait!

?: What is it?

Christopher: I have 2 questions:
1. I can't search for the relics and the emeralds because I have school!

?: You have friends who travel, don't you?

Christopher: Oh yes, and:
2. By the way, are you Mighty?

Mighty: Uhhhhh, ehhhhhh, SHUT UP!!!! AWAKE NOW! *Slaps Chris*

Christopher: *Awakes* AHHHH!!!!!!

Lucas: *Awakes* MOMMY, I DON'T PLAY WITH FIRE ANYMORE!...............

Sakura: *Awakes* SASUKE, I LOVE YOU!!!!!.........

Lucas: *Face "WTF?"*

Sakura:..........eh, I mean, AHHHHHH!!!!!!

Christopher: *Pants* Huh? It was a dream?

Angie: IS EVERYBODY OKAY?!

Sakura: What happen?

Angie: There was a person who looked like a armadillo entering around here! Did you see him?

Christopher: (That wasn't a dream?) Ehh, maybe you were imagine things!

Angie: But I saw him heading here!

Sakura: When did the window was open? I thought it was closed!

Tanaka: *Entering the room* MASTER!!!!!!

Angie: *Scared* WAHHHH!!! *Punches Tanaka* WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH YOU?!

Christopher: Eh, Lucas.

Lucas: What is it?

Christopher: I have a request to you and your friends, I need you to do a big task. Are you up to it?

Lucas: Hmmmm...........ok!

Christopher: Well *Watches a paper in his left side and opens his eyes widening* (THAT WASN'T A DREAM AT ALL!) Eh, I need you and your friends to find those things and the Chaos Emeralds too. *Hands over paper*

Lucas: *Reads paper* So, you need to go on a date with this blond girl? *Shows a picture of Helen*

Christopher: *Blushes madly* WHAT?! GIME ME BACK MY PHOTO!!! *Takes back his photo and hides in his pocket* Eh, sorry, this is the right paper. *Gives Lucas the CORRECT paper*

Lucas: *Reads the paper* Hmm, ok, We'll do it!

Christopher: Thanks, and also, I need to give you something in my home, please come there, is really necessary.

Lucas: Got it. *Thumbs up*

Christopher: Oh, that reminds me, BE CAREFUL AND WATCH OUT FOR SONIC, got it?

Lucas: *Shudders* O-o-ok.

Chris: Will the team clear the goal? Will Lucas travel to his destination and don't get distrated? Will Sonic kill our heroes? Find out in the next installment The relics  and Chaos Emeralds search starts REALLY this time! *Echoes*

Chris: Mighty, why did you appear in this chapter?

Mighty: Can I have a little chapter appearance please?

Chris: Ok, I'll reconsider if you can participate in this, ok?

Mighty: Yay! :D

Chris: That's the spirit. ;)

[Triforce_Luigi]

Yay! I thought you had given up for a second...

[DededeCloneChris]

Yay! I thought you had given up for a second...

Wrong fan fic, that was of Triforceman22. And, I'm not done yet, I update chapters daily you know! ;D

[Triforce_Luigi]

You do? Oh... Yay!

[DededeCloneChris]

You do? Oh... Yay!

Check the chapters post time.

[Triforce_Luigi]

Whoa... You are right... Also, Brandon has been inactive today.

[DededeCloneChris]

Whoa... You are right... Also, Brandon has been inactive today.

Yeah, what happen to him?

[Triforce_Luigi]

Maybe he abandoned us... :robotsad:

[thunderhero4]

I think not...i would never leave without saying goodbye, i was just busy...

[DededeCloneChris]

I think not...i would never leave without saying goodbye, i was just busy...

Next chapter will be up in 1 hour!

[DededeCloneChris]

Chris: Hello guys..........

Sakura: What happen to you?

Chris: The Sonic? X saga fillers are too boring and long.......

Lucas: Yeah, I mean, we can do something about this?

Chris: Oh, look! I found the Wiimote!

Lucas: And what are you going to do with that?

Chris: Hmph, duh, rewind the entire saga.

*Starts rewriwing the saga*

Chris: And...........is...........right..........there! *Watch the screen*

Shadow: I think my hair will look more cool with pink.

Chris: Oops, a little too close. *Rewinds again*

*The screen shows the entire saga passing by, but quickly changes to MadTV, America Funniest Home Videos, Heroes and Dr House*

Lucas: Chris, what are you doing?!

Chris: The button's stuck! GUH! *Smacks* GUH! *Smacks* GUH! *Smacks*

Link: Who are you?

Chris: WAY TOO FAR. *Rewinds again to the exact location* There.

*Screens blacks out*

Espio:......................You idiot.

*Fighting dreamers song plays*

Chris: RIGHT HERE, RIGHT NOW! BAM! WHATEVER THE JAPANESE LETTERS MEANS! RIGHT HERE, RIGHT NOW! BAM! I DON'T KNOW THE JAPANESE LANGUAGE! BAM!

Sheena: Me either.

Amy: Chris doesn't owns any of us! This story is a exception!

Chris: Wow, I forgot about the disclaimer part.

Chapter 23: The Chaos emeralds and relics journey REALLY starts now

Lucas: So, Chris, can you answer me something?

Christopher: Yeah, what is it?

Lucas: *Looks to Knuckles, Amy, the team Chaotix, Cream, Cheese, Silver, Shadow and Blaze IN HIS PARTY* I REALLY NEED ALL OF THESE PEOPLE TO ACCOMPLISH THIS GOAL?!

Christopher: Hehe, believe me, you will need everyone's force. And take the Chaos Emerald's radar.

*You got the Chaos Emerald's Radar!*

Lucas: I KNOW I JUST RECEIVE THE ******* RADAR! (Well, the more the merrier, but with that team Chaotix in my team it will get horrible for sure)

Espio: Did you hear something?

Lucas: *Shudders* NOPE!

Christopher: Then, head to that direction, I feel the Wind's ring relic is there.

Sakura: How did you know about the place?

Christopher: Well, Chris told me.

Chris: *From the sky* DAMM STRAIGHT!

Shikamaru: I really can't believe I'm stuck with a whole caravan or something, but is Tsunade's dessition, what a drag.

Espio: Is bad to be with us or something kid?

Shikamaru: In a view point *Look to Charmy and Vector* We're screwed.

Espio: Agreed

Vector and Charmy: HEY!

Christopher: So, how much time will you all stand there?

Shadow: The more we want, is there a problem kid?

Christopher: *Turns back and place his hands behind his head* Well, if you're planning to stay more time in my house's front, Sonic will get ALL the Chaos Emeralds and all the world, including us will be done for. *Turns back again to see a big smoke where Lucas and the others were* Hehehe, world destruction is always a good option to frighten!

*In the edge of Station Square city*

Tails: Hmm, I don't remember this place before *Looks to a intensely happy place*

Blaze: Well, I don't remember flowers with happy smiles either. *Looks to a patch of flowers WITH happy faces*

Cream: Oh! I know this place!

Shikamaru: Can you tell us please?

*Suddenly, a little girl with purple backpack with a monkey with red boots appears*

Dora: Hi! Can you help me in my way to my Grandma's house please?

Cream: Is Dora the Explorer!  :D

Everyone else except Dora, Cream and Boots: OH MY GOD! IS THE DORA THE EXPLORER SHOW! RUN AWAY! *Run away with Cream*

Boots: Who were those persons, Dora?

Dora: I don't know Boots, I really don't know, so, which of these ways should I and Boots take? *3 ways to differents houses appears*

Boots: Don't worry! Take your time!

*Nobody answer, for 40 years*

*39 years, 22 hours and 30 minutes ago*

Silver: *Panting* WE...........ARE FAR...........FROM SHE?!

Lucas: *¨Panting* YEAH................WE SHOULD FROM NOW.................

Lloyd: The only good thing is, we made out together-

Everyone else: SHUT UP, LLOYD!

Lloyd:................ok *Sniff*

Charmy: Look at that! We made it! *Looks to a village with Windmills*

Genis: This is likely to be the place for the so called "Wind's Ring".

Shadow: Stay with you guards up, we can't suffer any accident.

Blaze: Team Chaotix should already lost their guards. *Laughs*

Vector, Charmy and Espio: HEY!!!

Lucas: Shall we go there now? Please?

*They enter the village and then a title appears*

The village of wind
Breezegale

Zelos: Good thing we can read the script! ;)

Chris: *From the sky* I ALREADY TOLD ALL OF YOU, YOU CAN'T READ THE SCRIPT IN THE STORY!

Zelos: But I can, right?

Chris: NO! *Disappears*

Zelos: Awww...... :(

Lucas: I wonder where is the Wind's Ring, is really important to banish the evil from Sonic, right?

Rouge: If that Chris boy told the truth, then we need to do this and fast.

Knuckles: So, where we should start?

Kratos: Asking is always the first thing to complete tasks.

Espio: But. *Looks to the village to see anyone* There is nobody here.

Shikamaru: How troublesome, no people or any living soul are here either.

Zelos: Hmm, it says in the script of somebody coming right here.

Chris: ZELOS! *A thunder falls above Zelos, hurting him*

Zelos: *Burned* I................better...........shut.....up...........

*Suddenly, a long eared cat kid with a cap and blue shirt with a zipper appears*

?: HELP!!!! PLEASE!! ANYBODY!!!!!!!

Shikamaru: (Great, another anthropobic character)

Lucas: Wait! Calm down! What's your problem?

?: *Cries* My.........*sniff*........my........WAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! *Cries louder*

Amy: Hmm...........*Hugs him*

?: *Stops crying* Huh?

Amy: There, there, everything will be fine, I'll promise to you.

?:.....................*wispers* Thank you.............

Amy: *Wispers* No problem...............

?: *Wipes out his tears* Please, can you all help me please?

Sheena: What is it?

?: I lost my important weapon in my way here, and if I never find my weapon, many bad things will happen around here!

Lucas: *Shocked* REALLY?!

?: Yeah, is dangerous in bad hands, so, will you help me?

Charmy: Of course we'll help you out! :)

?: Really? You meant it?

Colette: Yep, is our job to help people out! ;)

?: Wahoo! THANK YOU ALL VERY MUCH! :D

Vector: Can you tell us your name, fella?

?: Oh, sorry! My name is Klonoa! The Dream Traveler!

Lloyd, Genis, Colette, Sheena and Zelos: (WHAT? HE IS KLONOA?!) *They form a little private room for them*

Lloyd: Isn't Klonoa the mascot of the Lezareno company?

Genis: Yeah, but I never thought he was real!

Sheena: Then, how did the Lezareno company know about him?

Zelos: Well, he said he is the Dream Traveler, so maybe Regal was dreaming about him.

Colette: Most likely, like clouds with faces!

Lloyd: Those clouds are real in the Mushroom Kingdom, Colette.

Colette: Oops, sorry. :P

Klonoa: *Looks to the 5* Is something wrong?

Genis: Eh, what?! No, no ,no ,no! Nothing's wrong!

Klonoa: (Weirdos)

Lucas: Can you guide us where you lost your important weapon and how it looks?

Klonoa: Well, is a rounded circle without the center and a Green jewel is in the top.

Rouge: Did you just said.......Green jewel?

Klonoa: Yeah, didn't you hear?

Rouge: (Hmm, I'm interested now) *Smirks*

Knuckles: Oh god, she is thinking again!

Rouge: Shut up, echidna boy!

Knuckles: WHAT DID YOU SAID?!

Klonoa: *Smiles* You 2 make a good couple!

Knuckles and Rouge: *Blushes* WHAT?!

Lucas: Where is it?

Klonoa: This way!

*Klonoa has joined your party!*

Lucas: I KNOW!

Klonoa: Who are you talking to?

Lucas: You will know very soon.

Klonoa: Oh............ok.

Chris: Will Lucas find Klonoa's important weapon? Will Knuckles and Rouge get married someday?

Knuckles and Rouge: *Blushes more* HEY!!!!!

Chris: Will Lloyd and his friends find out about the origin of the Lezareno company's mascot? Tobi is REALLY a good boy? Pikachu is yellow? Team Chaotix will screw up the mission? Find out in the next chapter The bounty hunter, Guntz, appears!

Amy: SONIC!!!! *Hugs "Sonic"*

Klonoa: *Trying to get off of Amy's grasp* What is wrong with her?

Chris: She thinks you're his love interest.

Klonoa: And who is that?

Chris: You will know very soon...................and you will................oh, I can't say that. Sorry.

Klonoa:....................Ok.............I guess............WILL YOU STOP HUGGING ME?!

Amy: What? *Looks to Klonoa* Oh, oops, sorry, I thought you were- *She faints from a hit behind her neck*

Chris: No spoilers to Klonoa, sorry Amy.

Klonoa: Oooooohhhhhhh! I wanted to know!

Chris: NEXT CHAPTER YOU WILL! FOR NOW, LET'S PLAY TALES OF SYMPHONIA! ;)

Klonoa: WAHOO! ALRIGHT! :D

Chris: YEAH! ;)

[DededeCloneChris]

Bump.

[Triforce_Luigi]

Awesome. Nice Amy thing.

[DededeCloneChris]

Awesome. Nice Amy thing.

Ading nice things is good. ;)