Lucas adventures of crazyness! Is Bowyer! Or is Bowser?

[DededeCloneChris]

Chris: Ok everyone, now is time for the Lucas adventure of crazyness fan art contest!

Shikamaru: Is simple, you just need to make a image of all or some of us in the picture, and the one most popular will be in a chapter of Lucas Adventure of crazyness.

Guntz: The contest will end before christmas, so start making that image now.

Blaze: And also, if the winner has MP#: Corruption, he or she will receive 5 friend vouchers.

Presea: So please do your best in this contest, Klonoa, say the rules.

Klonoa: Ok, *clears throat* Rule number 1: NO YAOI!
Seriously, we don't want to see that!
Kirby, say the second rule.

Kirby: Alright. Rule number 2: DON'T COPY ANYONE WORK
You need to be creative, we will not accept any copied work.

*Brandon is peeking over Dave's work*

Chris: NO BRANDON, DON'T DO THAT!

Lucas: Ahem. Rule number 3: Please keep it PG or lower
And those are all the rules, have fun everyone!

Chapter 29: Part 2

Dark Super Sonic 4: Garbage day! My turn! *Uses Dark Sonic wind on Vector and Guntz*

Guntz: Please.......don't screw it......ugh. *Defeated, gets replaced by Presea*

Vector: STELLAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!! *Defeated, gets replaced by Espio*

Kirby: Once again I'll change of ability! *A star pops out from Kirby and then he eats Espio*

Espio: *Inside Kirby's mouth* At least this is better than Vector!

Kirby: *Spit out Espio and obtains a horn in the middle of his eyes and a purple hat* OH NO! I'M A FREAK!

Espio: HEY! WHAT'S WRONG WITH MY APPEARANCE!?

Kirby: Just is kind of weird this horn of yours in my face.......

Espio: Can you at least use my abilities?

Kirby: *Sigh* Fine. *Uses Espio's ability, a huge ass shuriken, yeah, I said ass and hits!* Hey, where did I get that?

Espio: From your pocket.

Kirby: But my pocket is way-too-far-small for a way-too-far-big shuriken!

Espio: And what is your point?

Kirby: NEVERMIND!

Presea: My turn. *Uses attack, it hits and inflicts massive damage on Sonic*

Espio: How does she can carry that huge axe around? It makes Astharoth look like a puppy!

Presea: And who is this Astaroth?

Klonoa: *Out of battle* I know who is him! We are from the same company after all!

Lloyd: *Out of battle* No, you didn't, because you didn't go at the Namco party.

Klonoa *Out of battle* *Sniff* That was because I was sick that day!

Lloyd: *Out of battle* No, we DID send you a invitation, but you didn't replied!

Klonoa: *Out of battle* I did!

Flashback

Lolo: Look Popka! Klonoa has mail!

Popka: No, now not *Takes out a flamethrower and burns Klonoa's mail*

Lolo: POPKA! WHY DID YOU DO THAT?!

Popka: He owns me 1 dollar!

Lolo: And that was all?!

Popka:.............Well............now that I think about it, it was not really a big deal.

Klonoa: Hey guys..........what happened to my mail box?

Lolo: Well, Popka just- *Popka interrupts her*

Popka: Saw a Charmander passing by and then he burned down your mail box!

Klonoa: Really? Well, is really not a big deal.

Lolo:  ::)

End of flashback

Klonoa: *Out of battle* Pokemon incident, I just remember.

Lloyd: *Out of battle* Oh.

Espio: My turn *Uses Leaf Storm and vanishes*

Dark Super Sonic 4: Where did that freak go?!

Espio: *Behind Sonic's back* Over here *Attacks Sonic with explosive tags, and hits*

Dark Super Sonic 4: AHHHHHH!!!!!! YOU BASTARDS! *Uses Dark Chaos Control and everybody stops suddenly*

Colette: *Out of battle* What happened to them?

Shadow: *Out of battle* It appears the Dark Chaos Control acts like Stop in this kind of battle, which freezes everyone movements for a short time.

Colette: *Gasps* *Out of battle* Oh no! We got to help them!

Shadow: Is useless, they need to deal with this.

Dark Super Sonic 4: Looks like is my lucky day! *Uses Spin Dash lvl 4 on everybody, defeating all of them*

Kirby: *Defeated, gets replaced by Lloyd*

Espio: *Defeated, gets replaced by Rouge*

Presea: *Defeated, gets replaced by Genis*

Genis: I'll avenge Presea!

Rouge: Isn't young love cute?

Genis: *Blushes*

Lloyd: Ha ha, she got ya. ;D

Genis:  :-[ SHUT UP LLOYD!

Rouge: I'll choose attack *Uses Drill Kick, but fails* Darn it.

Genis: Lloyd, protect me while I'm casting Spread! *Uses spread instantly, it hits* What? Why did my spell have acted too soon?

Chris: *From the sky* Well, magic here don't need to wait, you just select and poof, magic is attacking now.

Genis: Really? Sweet! Why we doesn't have that kind of rule in our past adventure?

Chris: Because you're not property of Square-Enix.

Genis: Awww....... :(

Lloyd: I'll use Mary Sue was here!

*Nothing happens*

Rouge: Hey kid, it seems you are stupid enough to repeat the same mistake than that crocodile do, right?

Genis: *Insert that funny face Genis always do during skits points* Yeah, Lloyd is stupid most of the times.

Lloyd: GENIS! *Hits Genis with his fist*

Genis: AOOOOHHHH!!!! *Defeated, gets replaced by Shadow*

Shadow: Nice work dork, you have now killed one of our comrades. What do you have in defense?

Lloyd:................Oops?

*Everyone falls anime style*

Shadow: Whatever. *Uses Spin Dash lvl 2, but it has no effect* WHAT THE?!

Dark Super Sonic 4: *Smirks* Hehehe, Shadow Shadow Shadow, I'm know perfectly how to take no damage from your attacks, you are useless.

Shadow: *Shocks*

Rouge: You know Shadow, you should change of party member now.

Shadow:.................I'm still have one move left.

Lloyd: And what is?

Shadow: THIS! *Takes guns from Guntz and attacks Sonic, every shot hits*

Dark Super Sonic 4: GRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!

Shadow: (Guntz, this move was dedicated to you, my friend)

Rouge: (Looks like Shadow has a good heart after all)

Lloyd: My turn! *Uses Demon Fang, but fails* What?!

Dark Super Sonic 4: Dude, that move is so slow! My turn! *Uses Dark Sonic Wind and hits everybody*

Shadow: (Guntz.........please stay safe) *Defeated, gets replaced by Silver*

Rouge: *Defeated, gets replaced by Blaze*

Lloyd: Colette.......*Defeated, gets replaced by Colette*

Colette: This is for Lloyd and everybody! *Selects magic and uses Holy Song, an aura surrounds Blaze, herself and Silver*

Silver: I'm feeling protected, I'll choose magic! *Selects magic and uses Psychic, it hits* Yeah!

Blaze: My turn! *Selects magic and uses Pyro spheres (I made out that attack), but fails* Darn it!

Dark Super Sonic 4: My turn! Take this! *Uses Dark Sonic Wind, but it has no effect* WHAT THE ****?!

Colette: I think Holy Song negates the effects of darkness. :P

Dark Super Sonic 4: SHOOT! SCREW THIS BATTLE SYSTEM! LET'S PLAY NORMALLY!

*Battle ends, winners, Lucas's group! (FF fanfare plays)*

Colette: Alright! We won!

Silver: Of course!

Blaze: Piece of cake.

*Scene changes to Throne room*

Colette: Alright Sonic, surrender now!

Dark Super Sonic 4: NEVER! *Attacks everybody, except Cream, Cheese, Klonoa, King DeDeDe, Escargoon and Charmy with Tiff and Tuff*

Cream: HEY! THAT'S CHEATING MR SONIC!

Dark Super Sonic 4: *Glares at Cream*

Cream: *Shocks*

Dark Super Sonic 4: *Charges at Cream*

Cream: *Crying* WAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!

Dark Super Sonic 4: TAKE THIS!!!!!! *But a sword blocks the impact* WHAT?!

?: Ugh! GET AWAY FROM HER!!

Tiff: Meta Knight!

Meta Knight: I was hearing all the clash of all of you all this time.

Klonoa: SIR! GRAB THAT MONSTER NOW!

Meta Knight: Sure, BLADE, SWORD!

Sword: AFFIRMATIVE!

Blade: ROGER!

*They 3 grab Sonic and then, Klonoa charges his Wind's Ring to fire a big wind bullet*

Dark Super Sonic 4: LET ME GO!

Klonoa: *Shoots Sonic* FIRE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dark Super Sonic 4: GUH! AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!

*Scene shines bright*

Klonoa:...........Did it work?

*Scene turns back to normal*

Meta Knight:..........Ugh..........*Gasps*

Dark Super Sonic 4: *Smirks* Looks like that didn't took any damage of me! *Sends Blade, Sword and Meta Knight towards the wall, knocking them out* Now where I was? *Glares at Cream again* Oh yeah.........*Cracks his hands*

Cream: *Crying* SOMEBODY! PLEASE HELP US!!!!

Dark Super Sonic 4: TOO LATE!!!!! UGH!!!!!!!!! *Somebody bites his left arm, that was*

Klonoa: *Teeths in the left arm* YOU WON'T HURT HER!!!!!

Dark Super Sonic 4: GET LOST YOU LONG EARED FREAK! *Punches Klonoa in his face to try to get off from him, but without effect* UGH!!!!!!! *Somebody also bites his right arm, that was*

Tuff: *Teeths in the right arm* GET AWAY FROM HER!!!!!

Dark Super Sonic 4: AHHHHH!!!!! YOU 2 GET OFF ME NOW! *Punches Tuff in his face, but also without effect* AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

Cream: *Crying* Please.....everyone.....stop!

Cheese: *Crying* CHAO CHAO CHAOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!

*But something rare happens, the tears of Cream and Cheese reaches Sonic and.......*

Dark Super Sonic 4: HUH? WHAT IS THIS WATER? *Suddenly, the tears brings extreme pain to Sonic!* AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! PURE TEARS!!!!!!!!!! IT BURNS SO BAD!!!!!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!! *Dissapears, leaving them all alone............*

Klonoa: What.........just happened?

Charmy: Looks like that Sonic hates tears!

Cream: *Stops crying* But, why?

Tiff: We talk about that later, first we need to heal all of them fast!

Sakura: *Gaining her conscience back* Ugh.........What happened?

Cream: Miss Sakura please! Heal all of them quickly!

Sakura:....................Alright! Leave it to me!

Raine: *Gaining her conscience back* What......did just happened?

Klonoa: Hey Raine! Please heal all of us quickly!

Raine:...............You got it!

Chris: What did just happened in this chapter? Find out tomorrow in the next chapter Vector is so useless!

References.

1. When Kirby said : "But my pocket is way-too-far-small for a way-too-far-big shuriken!", that was a reference when Conker, in Bad Fur Day, said that his big fry pan was way-too-far-big for his way-too-far-small pocket.

2. When Espio said about a remark of Presea's huge axe, that was a reference to Astaroth of Soul Calibur.

Chris: Man, I need to watch clouds and sleep.

Shikamaru: Watch clouds and sleep time?

Chris: Watch clouds and sleep time.  8)

Shikamaru: Yeah. 8)

Dave: Yeah. 8)

Brandon: Yeah. 8)

Lucas: Yeah. 8)

Klonoa: Yeah. 8)

Charmy: Yeah. 8)

Genis: Yeah. 8)

Rouge: Yeah. 8)

Guntz: Yeah. 8)

Chris: We should all form a club of sleepers and cloud watchers. 8)

Everyone: Yeah. 8)

[Triforce_Luigi]

Yeah. I like the somewhat serious tone, which is balanced by the comedy.

[thunderhero4]

Yeah. I like the somewhat serious tone, which is balanced by the comedy.

I like all comedy, i cannot do a serious fanfic...and if i did, it would kill my rep. :P

[DededeCloneChris]

Yeah. I like the somewhat serious tone, which is balanced by the comedy.

Then you 2 liked today's chapter?

[Triforce_Luigi]

I enjoyed it.

[DededeCloneChris]

I enjoyed it.

That's because I added the "Final Fantasy touch", more romance, sorrow, and comedy.

[X_Hero]

I liked that chapter. I thought it was funny. ;D

[DededeCloneChris]

I liked that chapter. I thought it was funny. ;D

Thanks. :)

[DededeCloneChris]

Chapter 30: Vector is so useless!

Vector: WHAT?!

Chris: You're suppose to be fainted!

Vector: Oops.

(Kirby: Right at back ya! main theme plays)

Sakura: Just.........a.......little..........more...........there!

Vector: *Healed* Yeah! Vector is rolling again!

Sakura: Ok, I need your help Vector, you need to help me to carry all of the hurted to another room, because this room will collapse in any minute!

King DeDeDe: WHAT?! GET ME OUT OF HERE!

Sakura: *Insert those funny eyes when Naruto characters are mad* YOU CAN ESCAPE NOW! YOU'RE NOT HURTED!

King DeDeDe: Ohh, I forgot, sorry. *Runs away*

Escargoon: YOUR MAJESTY! WAIT FOR ME! *Runs away*

Raine: THERE IS NO MUCH TIME LEFT! WE NEED TO CARRY GENIS AND GUNTZ! THEY ARE THE ONLY ONES LEFT!

Vector: Here I go! *Grabs Genis and Guntz by their backs*

Charmy: HURRY BOSS!

Vector: I'M GOING TO MAKE IT! I'M GOING TO MAKE IT! *But a chunk of roof falls above his head, throwing Genis and Guntz out of the room*

Charmy: Guess he didn't make it at all. ;D

Vector: *Fainted with tongue out of his mouth*

Cream: We have to help Mr Vector!

Charmy: I'll help!

Klonoa: Me too!

Tiff and Tuff: Us too! *The 6 of them (Cheese too) carries Vector by his back*

Tuff: Oof! How does this guy heavies too much?!

Tiff: Don't complain and keep running!

Scene changes to Meta Knight's room

Raine: Ok, Vector, we need you help again, you need to get *hands over a list to Vector* these medicines in the town, my healing abilities are not enough.

Vector: GOTCHA MA'AM! *Runs away*

Tiff: I should go with him in case of emergency.

Charmy: Nah, he will be just fine. *Smirks*

Tiff: Why are you smirking?

Charmy: Ohhh, what? For nothing!

In Cappy Town, in the pharmacy

Vector: Now, let's see, this and this. Got it!

Cappy: Here you go sir! Thanks for shopping here!

Vector: No, thanks to you! *Winks and leaves*

Cappy: What an extrange customer we have these days!

Out of the pharmacy

Vector: Now I just need to get to the castle and mission complete!

But someone grabs Vector's tail.

Little cappy kid: Hey mom! Can you get me one of this please?

Vector: (Must.....resist........pain!)

Little cappy kid mom: Not know son, maybe for christmas. *Grabs little cappy kid by his hand*

Little cappy kid: Ok!

Vector: *Sighs* Phew, that was close!

[Triforce_Luigi]

Poor Vector... But good chapter.

[fredrickthethird]

Yeah. I like the somewhat serious tone, which is balanced by the comedy.

I like all comedy, i cannot do a serious fanfic...and if i did, it would kill my rep. :P

My fanfic isn't really to serious but it has more seriousness then comedy I think but I don't keep track that much

[DededeCloneChris]

Well, I need to do something else, so, don't worry, I'll try to make this chapter longer tomorrow, ok?

[Triforce_Luigi]

Well, I need to do something else, so, don't worry, I'll try to make this chapter longer tomorrow, ok?

Aw... Okay.

[DededeCloneChris]

Well, I need to do something else, so, don't worry, I'll try to make this chapter longer tomorrow, ok?

Aw... Okay.

You know exactly what, right?

[Triforce_Luigi]

Well, I need to do something else, so, don't worry, I'll try to make this chapter longer tomorrow, ok?

Aw... Okay.

You know exactly what, right?

*thinks...* Umm... Don't tell me... Hrm... You have a date?