Here's smell my sister forwarded to me

[Rayquarian]

Ghetto Spelling Bee

Tyreal came home from school disappointed.  "I hate English, dem teachers are always changing stuff". 

Mother:  "Tyreal, have you been using bad words and writing dirty notes again?"

Tyreal:  "Naw, momma, I sware I didn't.  I used all of my spelling words in a sentence like the teacher say, but the teacher, she gave me an "F". 



1.         HOTEL  - My Momma said that she ain' gon tell her friend Shaqueta nothing else, cause that HOTEL everthang she know.

2.         HONOR ROLL - We was playing bidwiz on the stoop the other day and man, I was HONORROLL.

3.         PLANET - Leroy got arrested cause he got him some seed to grow weed, and he PLANET in the backyard.

4.         DISMAY - I went for a blood test, the doctor pulled out a needle and said DISMAY hurt a little.

5.         OMELETTE - I should punch you for what you jes said but OMELETTE it go dis time.

6.         STAIRWAY - Getting high is stupid. It makes you STAIRWAY into space.

7.         MOBILE - I went to buy some food, I was short on cash, and my man said gimme one MOBILE.

8.         DEFENSE - I saw this dude running from the! cops, but he hopped DEFENSE and got away.

9.         AFRO - I got so mad at my girl, AFRO a lamp at her.

10.       AFTERMATH - I don't feel like being at school today so AFTERMATH, I'm out.

11.       LOCKET - I slam the door so hard, I LOCKET.

12.       DOMINEERING - My girl's birthday was yesterday, so I got her a DOMINEERING.

13       KENYA - I needed money for the subway, so I axe a stranger KENYA spare some change.

14.       DERANGE - DERANGE is where da deer and da antelope play.

15       DATA - At my basketball game, I scored thirty points My coach say DATA boy.

16.       BEWARE - I asked the man at the unemployment office, "Is dis BEWARE I can get a job?"

17.     DIMENSION - I be tall, dark, handsome and not DIMENSION smart.

18.       COATROOM - The judge said, "One more outburst, you'll be thrown out de COATROOM."

19.       DECIDE - My boy fronting' like he love his girl but eribody know he got a couple of chicks on DECIDE.

20.       FASCINATE - Her dress got 10 buttons, but she so big she can't FASCINATE.

[Viewtifulboy]

It almost made me slightly less miserable :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'(

[RedYoshi]

That's crazy. :D I think that made me lose a couple brain cells. :P

[sonicdude164]

lol nice

[Syncopathic]

hey holmes i dont appreciate that i lost a few brain cells mang

[blue_slime]

Haha nice.  I like the redneck dictionary as well.

European:  Hey watch it!  EUROPEAN on mah boots.

[THEEVILSPERKY]

That was creative, I liked it.  I think I've read it before though.  Some I had to stop and really think about before I could understand how the word was being misused.  17 I just couldn't get though. >_>

Wait, "to mention"/dimension?  I think I just got it, haha.

[Sgt.Chilly]

At the last minute I realized that reading the post would cost me brain cells and dodge rolled out of the way before it effected me.

[Silverhawk79]

...Here's smell?
I DUN'T GET IT ):

[Sgt.Chilly]

...Here's smell?
I DUN'T GET IT ):

Here is some mail.

[Silverhawk79]

...Here's smell?
I DUN'T GET IT ):

Here is some mail.

OH THAT TOTALLY MAKES SENSE.
...
Barely.

[Rayquarian]

...Here's smell?
I DUN'T GET IT ):

Here is some mail.

OH THAT TOTALLY MAKES SENSE.
...
Barely.

Makes perfect sense in my dialect.

[extraz]

epic

[えっちーせんぱい]

...my head hurts.