The Official NSFCD "Corrupt A Wish" Thread

[Spam]

You fall trying to run in water a drown...

I wish for a little bit more air...

[Light]

You get it, but you're killed by the penny when someone drops it from the Empire State Building.

Don't tell me you're an Avenue Q fan as well! O_O

The "little bit" of air you speak of ends up flipping out the balance of air versus earth, causing the entire world to implode.

I wish my glass was half full.

[Triforceman22]

too bad it's also half empty.

I wish to breathe underwater.

[DededeCloneChris]

You wonder why do you have wings and a toga.

Oh, here's one creative, I wish I was Toon Link.

[.:DL:.]

You end up in Hyrule Castle underwater with the Master Sword ready to fight hordes of newly unfrozen enemies.  ^_^


I wish I could jump 12 feet high.

[SkyMyl]

You jump 12 Feet High, but when you land you crush both of your legs.

I wish that I had a life.

[Doodle]

Your life becomes selling NSFCD t-shirts, because you end up owing Silver money.
I wish this fly in my room would die already... >:(

[jnfs2014]

It respawns as a Hydra.

I wish for life.

[Spam]

You get a life as an ace attorney and everyone hates...

I will for an lol...

[jnfs2014]

you lol so much you die.

I wish for __________.

[ThePowerOfOne]

I'm not granting wishes today.


I wish I knew what to wish for.

[DededeCloneChris]

And you just stepped in the Genie's Lamp.

I wish I was Meta Knight.

[jnfs2014]

A new copy of Smash comes out, nerfing MK so much, CF can easily ko him.

I wish for nothing.

[Kilroy]

You get your nothing, but the nothing comes back and smites you.

I wish I had the patience to play Dead Rising for 14 hours straight and not die.

[Doodle]

The game explodes at 13 hours, 59 minutes, and 59 seconds.
I wish I had a cute little pony. :)