The Official NSFCD "Corrupt A Wish" Thread

Java · January 03, 2009, 10:45:25 PM

You learn that it's release is scheduled for the next day, but then you hear that the release was postponed indefinitely.

I wish for good health and happiness.

Shujinco2 · January 03, 2009, 10:49:15 PM

You become so healthy that you endure serious pain and come out alive, every single time. Eventually, you have endured so much pain that your happiness disappear, and you become an empty shell of a being.

I wish I had some of the best Buffalo Wings right now.

DededeCloneChris · January 04, 2009, 12:36:33 AM

Bufalos don't have wings.

I wish I was Meta Knight.

Shujinco2 · January 04, 2009, 12:40:54 AM

You get cleaved in the head by Sword Kirby in one of your nostalgic sword battles with him.

I wish I had the power to absorb the powers of anybody near me. (Like Peter from Heroes.)

Light · January 04, 2009, 12:47:18 AM

Quote from: Triforce_Luigi on January 03, 2009, 08:10:58 PM
Quote from: LightningSword on January 03, 2009, 07:21:34 PM
Quote from: Java_Java on January 03, 2009, 05:03:55 PM
Also LS, I've never seen Avenue Q before. XD
Aw. I only assumed it because in Avenue Q, someone drops a penny off the Empire State Building, and it cuts someone's head off. XD
Actually, she's only knocked into a coma.

Well, I saw the musical six months ago. I could have sworn her head was cut off, though, and the doctors spent hours sewing it back on.

You turn into the exploding man. And Nathan is nowhere near to save you and everyone else.

I wish I was a wish.

Shujinco2 · January 04, 2009, 12:51:27 AM

Your wish was too complicated, and the universe explodes.

I wish the universe didn't explode due to LightningSword's wish.

Light · January 04, 2009, 12:58:58 AM

The universe doesn't explode; all the planets inside the universe, on the other hand, do.

I wish everyone in the world was as smart as me.

Shujinco2 · January 04, 2009, 01:00:31 AM

Everyone's head explodes.

I wish I had a car.

DededeCloneChris · January 04, 2009, 01:47:01 AM

And the next day you're prison because you had a hangover.

I wish I was Pit.

SkyMyl · January 04, 2009, 11:26:53 AM

You turn into an Olive pit and fall to the floor. Approximately one minute later, someone steps on the pit and you die.

I wish I was Icarus.

HTA! · January 04, 2009, 11:31:15 AM

You fly too close to the sun and die.

I wish to become a full fledged Nazi, just like Mack. <3

DededeCloneChris · January 04, 2009, 03:18:42 PM

But later it turns out you're Silver.

I wish I had a super computer.

Triforce_Luigi · January 04, 2009, 09:36:50 PM

The computer room is found and you're supercomputer is destroyed by random vandals who hate you for no apparent reason.

I wish that all wishes did not come true, not including mine, and that there was no possible loophole that could be exploited in this wish or any other.

Kilroy · January 05, 2009, 07:40:39 AM

A lawyer comes out and reviews the wish with you. He says it's "A pretty good wish, and you should go through with it." You wish for the wish, but the universe intercourse ing implodes. Should have read the fine print.

I wish people wouldn't post retarded things in Animal Crossing: Peculiar Planet.

SkyMyl · January 05, 2009, 08:46:17 AM

Your wish comes true, but people start posting retarded things in AWGC.

I wish the Last Two Episodes of Evangelion made sense.