The Official NSFCD "Corrupt A Wish" Thread

Tupin · January 05, 2009, 07:11:00 PM

You get a cute girlfriend, but she's racist.

I wish I had the strategy guide for Animal Crossing: City Folk.

SkyMyl · January 05, 2009, 07:13:36 PM

The Guide appears in your hands, but someone spills a bottle of Pepsi on it.

I wish my Mother had the strategy guide for Animal Crossing: City Folk

Triforce_Luigi · January 05, 2009, 08:40:25 PM

Your Mother gets it, but she accidentally drops it in the fire.

I wish that no one would corrupt this wish, either before or after it comes true.

Java · January 05, 2009, 08:43:58 PM

Too bad I corrupted it while you were posting.

I wish for more hours in a day.

jnfs2014 · January 05, 2009, 08:44:09 PM

It happens...until I post.

I wish I was 6'4" already.

Triforce_Luigi · January 05, 2009, 08:52:54 PM

You grow to 6'4'' immediately, but shrink down to 2'1'' in five seconds.

jnfs2014 · January 05, 2009, 08:55:03 PM

I wish people would remember to wish.

Triforce_Luigi · January 05, 2009, 08:58:27 PM

I forgot.

I wish I never forgot anything, and that this wish came true before I typed it out, and that there could be no possible way to subvert or corrupt it in any way, form, or manner, in any point in time, and that there was absolutely no fine print involved.

Shujinco2 · January 05, 2009, 09:12:36 PM

You say that REALLY slow, without taking a breath, and therefor, die from suffocation before the wish could be granted. :P

I wish I had a pet Bat or Squirrel.

Triforce_Luigi · January 05, 2009, 09:15:06 PM

You get a mutated bat/squirrel hybrid that mails you.

I wish I had a mutant bat/squirrel hybrid that mauled everyone I didn't like, but left everyne else.

Shujinco2 · January 05, 2009, 09:16:44 PM

You get one, but end up not liking yourself (for whatever reason) and the thing kills you.

I wish I knew what to wish for.

GreatGonzales106 · January 05, 2009, 09:19:33 PM

You finally know what to wish for, but you just wasted your wish.

I wish that my homework could be done already.

Triforce_Luigi · January 05, 2009, 09:21:51 PM

You fail the homework

I wish that every person in a coma would wake up as my thoughtless servants who are incapable of betrayal or anything other than breathing and killing everyone that's not me or people I choose to live.

Shujinco2 · January 05, 2009, 09:23:29 PM

Chuck Norris is chosen to defend the world, and therefore ends up kicking you and your comatose servant's ass.

I wish Jimi Hendrix never died.

GreatGonzales106 · January 05, 2009, 09:25:05 PM

There is a ban on lefties in the world and he is killed anyway.

I wish I didn't have to go to school.