The Official NSFCD "Corrupt A Wish" Thread

Mario64 · January 05, 2009, 09:40:38 AM

You watch them again and finally understand them but you also figure out your life has meaning and you kill yourself

I wish I wish was a fish...

Shujinco2 · January 05, 2009, 11:24:02 AM

You get eaten.

I wish I had a fish named Mario64.

Red · January 05, 2009, 12:28:20 PM

It turns out not to be a real fish, but instead Mario64, who is actually a shape shifter, who robs, and kills you in your sleep. :)

I wish I didn't have to be at school today/right now.

Shujinco2 · January 05, 2009, 12:35:28 PM

4life contaminates your school with some toxic chemical naturally produced by his body.

I wish 4life wasn't so toxic.

Mario64 · January 05, 2009, 02:16:31 PM

He becomes non-toxic but instead is a mass murder and you're his first target

I wish no one would reply to my wish...

SkyMyl · January 05, 2009, 03:17:17 PM

There was a reply to your wish before it could come true, thus cancelling it.

I wish for a Genie.

Kilroy · January 05, 2009, 03:57:22 PM

The Genie pummels you to death.

I wish Port Forwarding was explained better.

GreatGonzales106 · January 05, 2009, 04:10:16 PM

You finally find a manual, but it's in Arabic.

I wish for unlimited wishes.

SkyMyl · January 05, 2009, 04:24:57 PM

Everyone gets unlimited wishes.

I wish I was a woman.

GreatGonzales106 · January 05, 2009, 04:29:38 PM

Right when you actually become a woman, you start wishing you were a man again.

I wish the Jets would be good.

Nayrman · January 05, 2009, 04:33:28 PM

The jets get to the superbowl, but get trounced and never win a game again.

I wish college was easy.

SkyMyl · January 05, 2009, 04:37:07 PM

College becomes easy, but you become so stupid it's just as hard as before.

I wish I knew what Game Engine to use for a Mega Man game.

GreatGonzales106 · January 05, 2009, 05:30:03 PM

You know which one to use, but it is impossible to acquire it.

SkyMyl · January 05, 2009, 06:40:10 PM

The Wish Generator exploded from lack of wish.

I wish that my iPod Touch had a better battery.

Nayrman · January 05, 2009, 06:42:26 PM

the battery would be better, but the Itouch would now use so much energy it wouldn't matter.

I wish I had a cute girlfriend

*this one should be interesting*