The Official NSFCD "Corrupt A Wish" Thread

[Triforce_Luigi]

The pony has a rare strain of virus that will kill all it comes in contact with. It infects all your family and friends.

I wish I had a better wish.

[Eizweir]

You can never come up with that better wish.

I wish that I only had to move once.

[DededeCloneChris]

You get Donkey from Shrek instead.

I wish I was Luigi.

[Jono2]

instead, you become weegee.

I wish I had a flashy orange shirt

[Java]

You get confused for an orange and someone eats you alive.

I wish for immortality.


Also LS, I've never seen Avenue Q before. XD

[jnfs2014]

God smites you with lightning.

I wish for 1 paper dollar.

[Triforceman22]

Too bad it's countrerfit.

I wish for Cheese.

[Light]

Also LS, I've never seen Avenue Q before. XD

Aw. I only assumed it because in Avenue Q, someone drops a penny off the Empire State Building, and it cuts someone's head off. XD

Your cheese is filled with so many holes it ends up being nothing but a speck.

I wish for better eyesight.

[SkyMyl]

You turn into a giant limbless eyeball.

I wish for a Supercomputer to divide the Number Zero by the Number Zero.

[Triforce_Luigi]

Also LS, I've never seen Avenue Q before. XD

Aw. I only assumed it because in Avenue Q, someone drops a penny off the Empire State Building, and it cuts someone's head off. XD

Actually, she's only knocked into a coma.

You turn into a giant limbless eyeball.

I wish for a Supercomputer to divide the Number Zero by the Number Zero.

The world explodes. I hope you're happy.

I wish that all the food supply on Earth was poisoned.

[Kilroy]

It becomes poisoned, but humans adapt to the change.

I wish people would post in my adventure threads.

[Triforce_Luigi]

People post flames in your adventure thread, starting a flame war that leads to the forum shutting down forever.

I wish that the government would actually become useful.

[Shujinco2]

We get Bush sr. again.

I wish for nothing.

[Jono2]

you get Dan Cloutier instead.

I wish for everything except Dan Cloutier.

[Shujinco2]

You get everything, including every disease known to man.

I wish I knew when New Dr. Slump is coming out in America.