If I were president

[Tahrann]

I'll just burn the constitution.  And turn our democracy into a dictatorship!  That wayI'll be your ruer forever!  That is what you want right?  Oh also I'll allow Umbrella to experiment on third world countries. 8)

Why third world countries? They did nothing to you

They get better educations than him.

No they don't.  I go to a good school in a good city.  I get much better education

Punctuate your sentences then.

Hi isch gud speeeelarrrr. Hi ish vuroy smert.

[Syncopathic]

Noishe just STFU, NO ONE IS GONNA VOTE FOR YOU.

[Hero_of_Hyrule12]

problems:

1) No one would vote for you.
2)You can't make laws as president, and congress would prevent those laws.
3)Congress would impeach you.

[Mystic]

Our secretary of state would be General Grievous, and my vice president would be Count Dooku

I'd chop your dick off and shove it down your throat.

He's dickless.

[Syncopathic]

Our secretary of state would be General Grievous, and my vice president would be Count Dooku

I'd chop your dick off and shove it down your throat.

He's dickless.

and you know this how?

[Triforce_Luigi]

You know that laws have to be run through Congress before they are approved? I doubt anyone would approve those laws unless they were 8 years old and loved Viewtiful Joe too much. I suggest you get a life, Noishe.

[Friendly Hostile]

At this time I would like to suggest a ban poll of OP

y/n

[Syncopathic]

At this time I would like to suggest a ban poll of OP

y/n

y

[Triforce_Luigi]

Y

[Totla]

At this time I would like to suggest a ban poll of OP

y/n

y

y

[Riosan]

y.

Unfortunately, Silver keeps whining about something.

[Syncopathic]

y.

Unfortunately, Silver keeps whining about something.

then well just have to convince him

[Wolf]

N.

[Mystic]

Our secretary of state would be General Grievous, and my vice president would be Count Dooku

I'd chop your dick off and shove it down your throat.

He's dickless.

and you know this how?

He's Noishe.

[Syncopathic]

Our secretary of state would be General Grievous, and my vice president would be Count Dooku

I'd chop your dick off and shove it down your throat.

good point.
He's dickless.

and you know this how?

He's Noishe.

good point