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Started by Kaz, June 29, 2008, 11:49:36 PM

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If you saw Kaz in a dark alley, what would you do?

Greet him casually and talk about vidya games
17 (41.5%)
Go on a romantic candlelight dinner with him
2 (4.9%)
Make sweet love to him
9 (22%)
Rape him
7 (17.1%)
Gun him down
3 (7.3%)
Run away
1 (2.4%)
Steal his wallet
7 (17.1%)
Pass by him without even acknowledging his existence
8 (19.5%)
Go on an adventure with him
10 (24.4%)
Redesign his teeth with your fist
2 (4.9%)
Call him names
2 (4.9%)
Exchange phone numbers with him
3 (7.3%)
Throw salt in his eyes
3 (7.3%)
Have a guitar battle with him
6 (14.6%)
Help him rearrange his sock and underwear drawer
2 (4.9%)
Kiss him passionately
5 (12.2%)
Give him candy
2 (4.9%)
Enjoy a nice, cold Mountain Dew with him
8 (19.5%)
Shine his shoes
1 (2.4%)
Urinate on him
3 (7.3%)
Go to Otakon and cosplay as TOS characters with him
9 (22%)
Discuss the finer points of binary fission with him
3 (7.3%)
Smile and nod at him
11 (26.8%)
Kick his shins
4 (9.8%)
Slit his throat, gut him, eat his liver, and rape the remains
2 (4.9%)

Total Members Voted: 41

Smashin

I wanted "tie him up and just do everything with him" but that wasn't there. So I took sweet love and rape instead.

ThePowerOfOne

I just realised I haven't made a poll before D:



Anyway... Gun him down, steal his wallet, run away. It was going to be: Throw salt in his eyes, gun him down, urinate on him, steal his wallet, run away. But then it said I could only choose three options...

Cardinal

I'd enjoy a nice, cold Mountain Dew with you, and recall marriages. :')