The Official NSFCD "Corrupt A Wish" Thread

[Shujinco2]

You don't submit it at all and your post never exists, and because it doesn't exist, you didn't wish for anything, which makes you die in a fire... AGAIN!

I wish spam had boobs.

[GreatGonzales106]

His boobs are too large to fit in the universe and everything explodes from the pressure.


I wish Shujinco didn't keep burning me to death.

[sonicdude164]

Granted, but instead he shoots you four times in the heart.

I wish it was Thursday

[GreatGonzales106]

It is next Thursday.


I wish I could catch up on sleep.

[Rayquarian]

It is next Thursday.


I wish I could catch up on sleep.

You go into a seemingly eternal sleep.  When you wake up, Earth is on fire and you die in the fire.

[Shujinco2]

You make Gonzalez die in a fire from lack of wish. :D

I wish I had my dream donut.

[Kilroy]

Your dream doughnut is so illogical the Universe collapses on itself from the sheer nonsense that is your doughnut.

I wish the Scout update would come out already.

[GreatGonzales106]

It does, but you and Shujinco die in a fire before finding out.

I wish Shujinco died in a fire (not me) and he was not the granter of this wish, either.

[Rayquarian]

It does, but you and Shujinco die in a fire before finding out.

I wish Shujinco died in a fire (not me) and he was not the granter of this wish, either.

Shujinco dies in a fire, but I wish that he comes back to life.

I wish that Shujinco came back to life.

[Silverhawk79]

But instead, you clicked "Delete Account".
I wish our TF2 server would update faster.

[GreatGonzales106]

It finishes updating quickly, but crashes before anyone can use it.


I wish I wouldn't procrastinate right now.

[Water ☮]

It finishes updating quickly, but crashes before anyone can use it.


I wish I wouldn't procrastinate right now.

Wish granted, you get all your work done. As a matter of fact you even have time to build a time machine but before you realize that you are awful with machinery you take the time machine to before you got any of your work done and there's no way to get back to the present. You become so frustrated that you set yourself on fire.

I wish my homework was asexual so it could do itself. =/

[Doodle]

It rips into a million pieces from doing itself to hard. D:
I wish I had  1 million dollars. :)

[Kilroy]

You get a million bucks charging at you.

I wish my arcade games would get added already ;-;

[SkyMyl]

They get added, but an internal error prevents them from being played.

I wish all of my remaining homework would finish itself.