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Generally Speaking => Power On => Topic started by: Justino14 on November 25, 2007, 10:38:33 AM

Title: Warning signs!!!llol
Post by: Justino14 on November 25, 2007, 10:38:33 AM
whats the most ovious warning sign or sticker youve ever seen???

mine was one time when i was goin through a car wash it said never touch the spinning cleaners or try to ride them....lol  :D that still makes me laugh :D
Title: Re: Warning signs!!!llol
Post by: Zovistograt on November 25, 2007, 11:01:07 AM
In my AP Statistics room at school, on the TV there's a sticker that says in big letters "DO NOT PRESS 7".  There is no 7.
Title: Re: Warning signs!!!llol
Post by: Silverhawk79 on November 25, 2007, 11:10:16 AM
Quote from: Zovistograt on November 25, 2007, 11:01:07 AM
In my AP Statistics room at school, on the TV there's a sticker that says in big letters "DO NOT PRESS 7".  There is no 7.
O_o;
Title: Re: Warning signs!!!llol
Post by: Zovistograt on November 25, 2007, 11:12:48 AM
Quote from: Silverhawk79 on November 25, 2007, 11:10:16 AM
Quote from: Zovistograt on November 25, 2007, 11:01:07 AM
In my AP Statistics room at school, on the TV there's a sticker that says in big letters "DO NOT PRESS 7".  There is no 7.
O_o;
Nobody knows what it means or where it came from.
Title: Re: Warning signs!!!llol
Post by: Justino14 on November 25, 2007, 11:15:08 AM
Quote from: Zovistograt on November 25, 2007, 11:12:48 AM
Quote from: Silverhawk79 on November 25, 2007, 11:10:16 AM
Quote from: Zovistograt on November 25, 2007, 11:01:07 AM
In my AP Statistics room at school, on the TV there's a sticker that says in big letters "DO NOT PRESS 7".  There is no 7.
O_o;
Nobody knows what it means or where it came from.
lol :D
Title: Re: Warning signs!!!llol
Post by: Silverhawk79 on November 25, 2007, 11:18:36 AM
On a chainsaw: Do not attempt to stop chain with genitals.
Title: Re: Warning signs!!!llol
Post by: Justino14 on November 25, 2007, 11:20:40 AM
Quote from: Silverhawk79 on November 25, 2007, 11:18:36 AM
On a chainsaw: Do not attempt to stop chain with genitals.
yeah right...c'mon man... >:( stop the madness!!!
Title: Re: Warning signs!!!llol
Post by: Syncopathic on November 25, 2007, 11:20:54 AM
my friend had a sticker near the power outlet that said: Do NOT stick Penis in the power outlet :|
Title: Re: Warning signs!!!llol
Post by: Silverhawk79 on November 25, 2007, 11:21:38 AM
On a one ton block of lead: Do not eat or inhale, if so induce vomiting.
Title: Re: Warning signs!!!llol
Post by: L10 on November 25, 2007, 11:23:29 AM
Well i was in the car and i saw a truck and had a tool box and it said
"when opening lid make sure your head is out of the path of the lid"
or something to that effect, who is stupid enough to put there head in the way of something they are opening
Title: Re: Warning signs!!!llol
Post by: Silverhawk79 on November 25, 2007, 11:26:29 AM
On a cordless drill: Not to be used for dental practice or medical use - Serious injury may result
Title: Re: Warning signs!!!llol
Post by: SkulltulaX on November 25, 2007, 11:38:23 AM
"Do not insert your hands or legs into the wood shredder while its turned on"
Title: Re: Warning signs!!!llol
Post by: NINTENDO_PAWNAGE_RAWK on November 25, 2007, 01:21:14 PM
Anyone have the link to that website with all the funny ones like. Do not eat mattress and the Korean knife that translates to keep out of children?
Title: Re: Warning signs!!!llol
Post by: Flying Chickens on November 25, 2007, 01:27:54 PM
On a life saving device: This is not a life saving device.
Title: Re: Warning signs!!!llol
Post by: Mystic on November 25, 2007, 01:30:05 PM
Quote from: Ludwig3 on November 25, 2007, 11:20:54 AM
my friend had a sticker near the power outlet that said: Do NOT stick Penis in the power outlet :|
Good luck getting it to fit.
Title: Re: Warning signs!!!llol
Post by: Chain Chompesque on November 25, 2007, 01:30:38 PM
I was at a bowling alley, and on the ball return it said, "Do not insert head into ball return." Now that was a good one.
Title: Re: Warning signs!!!llol
Post by: Rius on November 25, 2007, 01:31:10 PM
On McDonald's coffe cups: Warning, Contents May Be Hot!
On bottom of Michelina's TV Dinners: Do Not Turn Upside-Down :|
Title: Re: Warning signs!!!llol
Post by: Justino14 on November 25, 2007, 03:17:26 PM
lol these are the best
http://images.google.com/images?sourceid=navclient&ie=UTF-8&rlz=1T4DMUS_enUS227US228&q=funny+warning+signs&um=1&sa=N&tab=wi
Title: Re: Warning signs!!!llol
Post by: Justino14 on November 25, 2007, 03:19:09 PM
my favorite
(http://blog.coolz0r.com/images/warning.jpg)
Title: Re: Warning signs!!!llol
Post by: Jono2 on November 25, 2007, 03:20:35 PM
Quote from: NINNIN6 on November 25, 2007, 01:31:10 PM
On McDonald's coffe cups: Warning, Contents May Be Hot!
On bottom of Michelina's TV Dinners: Do Not Turn Upside-Down :|

someone sued McDonalds because of the lack of a label.  now all places that make coffee have to have that on their cups.

real lawsuits, real people.
Title: Re: Warning signs!!!llol
Post by: Qsmash on November 25, 2007, 03:28:56 PM
Quote from: NINNIN6 on November 25, 2007, 01:31:10 PM
On McDonald's coffe cups: Warning, Contents May Be Hot!
On bottom of Michelina's TV Dinners: Do Not Turn Upside-Down :|

They have the same thing on the apple pie box. I paid for it better be hot!
Title: Re: Warning signs!!!llol
Post by: OmegaPapyrus on November 25, 2007, 03:29:47 PM
(http://www.fortliberty.org/patriotic-humor/patriotic-pictures/this-sign-has-sharp-edges.jpg)

:D :D :D
Title: Re: Warning signs!!!llol
Post by: Zovistograt on November 25, 2007, 03:33:26 PM
Quote from: Chain Chompesque on November 25, 2007, 01:30:38 PM
I was at a bowling alley, and on the ball return it said, "Do not insert head into ball return." Now that was a good one.
sadly, ppl do that

"where's my ball?  I'll just look for it...is it coming is it coming is it coming OWWWWWW"
Title: Re: Warning signs!!!llol
Post by: Rius on November 25, 2007, 03:34:07 PM
Quote from: Jono2 on November 25, 2007, 03:20:35 PM
Quote from: NINNIN6 on November 25, 2007, 01:31:10 PM
On McDonald's coffe cups: Warning, Contents May Be Hot!
On bottom of Michelina's TV Dinners: Do Not Turn Upside-Down :|

someone sued McDonalds because of the lack of a label.  now all places that make coffee have to have that on their cups.

real lawsuits, real people.
I know. It's pityful, just pityful that some mor-... don't drink and drive kids. Or set hot drinks in your lap. -_-
Title: Re: Warning signs!!!llol
Post by: farf on November 25, 2007, 03:35:49 PM
Quote from: Justino14 on November 25, 2007, 11:20:40 AM
Quote from: Silverhawk79 on November 25, 2007, 11:18:36 AM
On a chainsaw: Do not attempt to stop chain with genitals.
yeah right...c'mon man... >:( stop the madness!!!
ive seen that one before
Title: Re: Warning signs!!!llol
Post by: farf on November 25, 2007, 03:38:09 PM
on a bag of fritos: you could win instantly no purchase necesarry, see details inside

on a bag of peanuts: WARNING MAY CONTAIN NUTS!
Title: Re: Warning signs!!!llol
Post by: farf on November 25, 2007, 03:41:20 PM
Quote from: NINTENDO_PAWNAGE_RAWK on November 25, 2007, 01:21:14 PM
Anyone have the link to that website with all the funny ones like. Do not eat mattress and the Korean knife that translates to keep out of children?
go to funny.com
Title: Re: Warning signs!!!llol
Post by: Chain Chompesque on November 25, 2007, 03:58:14 PM
Quote from: Zovistograt on November 25, 2007, 03:33:26 PM
Quote from: Chain Chompesque on November 25, 2007, 01:30:38 PM
I was at a bowling alley, and on the ball return it said, "Do not insert head into ball return." Now that was a good one.
sadly, ppl do that

"where's my ball?  I'll just look for it...is it coming is it coming is it coming OWWWWWW"

You can't even see more than an inch or two inside 'cause it's so dark. Let me guess, if that was real, a lawsuit would follow, right? -_-
Title: Re: Warning signs!!!llol
Post by: L10 on November 25, 2007, 04:04:04 PM
Quote from: Mystic Swampert on November 25, 2007, 01:30:05 PM
Quote from: Ludwig3 on November 25, 2007, 11:20:54 AM
my friend had a sticker near the power outlet that said: Do NOT stick Penis in the power outlet :|
Good luck getting it to fit.
his probably would.... :|
Title: Re: Warning signs!!!llol
Post by: Johnny Ringo on November 25, 2007, 04:10:34 PM
I remember one on a bike stating "Warning: Wheels move."

Kind of ridiculous really.
Title: Re: Warning signs!!!llol
Post by: Mystic on November 25, 2007, 04:20:16 PM
Quote from: Johnny Ringo on November 25, 2007, 04:10:34 PM
I remember one on a bike stating "Warning: Wheels move."

Kind of ridiculous really.
xD

Quote from: OmegaPapyrus on November 25, 2007, 03:29:47 PM
(http://www.fortliberty.org/patriotic-humor/patriotic-pictures/this-sign-has-sharp-edges.jpg)

:D :D :D
Win.