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Started by Justino14, November 25, 2007, 10:38:33 AM

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Chain Chompesque

I was at a bowling alley, and on the ball return it said, "Do not insert head into ball return." Now that was a good one.
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On McDonald's coffe cups: Warning, Contents May Be Hot!
On bottom of Michelina's TV Dinners: Do Not Turn Upside-Down :|


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Quote from: NINNIN6 on November 25, 2007, 01:31:10 PM
On McDonald's coffe cups: Warning, Contents May Be Hot!
On bottom of Michelina's TV Dinners: Do Not Turn Upside-Down :|

someone sued McDonalds because of the lack of a label.  now all places that make coffee have to have that on their cups.

real lawsuits, real people.

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Quote from: famy on January 30, 2008, 08:36:30 PM
is big willy unleashed a will smith game

...I'm not even gonna touch this one.

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Quote from: NINNIN6 on November 25, 2007, 01:31:10 PM
On McDonald's coffe cups: Warning, Contents May Be Hot!
On bottom of Michelina's TV Dinners: Do Not Turn Upside-Down :|

They have the same thing on the apple pie box. I paid for it better be hot!

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Quote from: Chain Chompesque on November 25, 2007, 01:30:38 PM
I was at a bowling alley, and on the ball return it said, "Do not insert head into ball return." Now that was a good one.
sadly, ppl do that

"where's my ball?  I'll just look for it...is it coming is it coming is it coming OWWWWWW"
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Quote from: Jono2 on November 25, 2007, 03:20:35 PM
Quote from: NINNIN6 on November 25, 2007, 01:31:10 PM
On McDonald's coffe cups: Warning, Contents May Be Hot!
On bottom of Michelina's TV Dinners: Do Not Turn Upside-Down :|

someone sued McDonalds because of the lack of a label.  now all places that make coffee have to have that on their cups.

real lawsuits, real people.
I know. It's pityful, just pityful that some mor-... don't drink and drive kids. Or set hot drinks in your lap. -_-

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Quote from: Justino14 on November 25, 2007, 11:20:40 AM
Quote from: Silverhawk79 on November 25, 2007, 11:18:36 AM
On a chainsaw: Do not attempt to stop chain with genitals.
yeah right...c'mon man... >:( stop the madness!!!
ive seen that one before
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on a bag of fritos: you could win instantly no purchase necesarry, see details inside

on a bag of peanuts: WARNING MAY CONTAIN NUTS!
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Quote from: NINTENDO_PAWNAGE_RAWK on November 25, 2007, 01:21:14 PM
Anyone have the link to that website with all the funny ones like. Do not eat mattress and the Korean knife that translates to keep out of children?
go to funny.com
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Quote from: Zovistograt on November 25, 2007, 03:33:26 PM
Quote from: Chain Chompesque on November 25, 2007, 01:30:38 PM
I was at a bowling alley, and on the ball return it said, "Do not insert head into ball return." Now that was a good one.
sadly, ppl do that

"where's my ball?  I'll just look for it...is it coming is it coming is it coming OWWWWWW"

You can't even see more than an inch or two inside 'cause it's so dark. Let me guess, if that was real, a lawsuit would follow, right? -_-
To be seen, stand up. To be heard, speak up. To be appreciated, shut up.
Also, you can't spell slaughter without laughter!

Join the Mushroom Kingdom wars!

Join the Pikmin wars!

Dumple Land! <-Click this one.
Labor! I said labor, dang it!
Time for transport!

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Quote from: Mystic Swampert on November 25, 2007, 01:30:05 PM
Quote from: Ludwig3 on November 25, 2007, 11:20:54 AM
my friend had a sticker near the power outlet that said: Do NOT stick Penis in the power outlet :|
Good luck getting it to fit.
his probably would.... :|
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Johnny Ringo

I remember one on a bike stating "Warning: Wheels move."

Kind of ridiculous really.