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Title: So I took my Time Machine Back in Time
Post by: ZGDK on December 01, 2007, 01:14:45 PM
Remember how I built that time machine and you all asked me questions about your future? Well I went back in time and here's what I saw:

JMV's great-great-great-grandfather was a master pimp and had sex with his own sister.

Kilroy's great-great grandmother was a member of the Brotherhood of Satan.

My great-great-great-great-great-great grandparents were the first to circumnavigate the world. By camel.
Title: Re: So I took my Time Machine Back in Time
Post by: Kaz on December 01, 2007, 01:18:55 PM
how does one travel ocean by camel
Title: Re: So I took my Time Machine Back in Time
Post by: GROUCHO THE MIGHTY on December 01, 2007, 01:19:42 PM
I think that would be about the time my ancestors came to this planet from their planet in the bard spiral galaxy.
Title: Re: So I took my Time Machine Back in Time
Post by: ZGDK on December 01, 2007, 01:21:01 PM
Quote from: Kazooie-Banjo on December 01, 2007, 01:18:55 PM
how does one travel ocean by camel

They built special camel rafts. Oh by the way I went to Atlantis and they were so advanced they watched their movies in the air.
Title: Re: So I took my Time Machine Back in Time
Post by: Fell on December 01, 2007, 01:22:58 PM
Back then my parents were squirrels. I was held in captivity with my dad. I later died, and got reincarnated to a human.
Title: Re: So I took my Time Machine Back in Time
Post by: ZGDK on December 01, 2007, 01:24:18 PM
Quote from: Felldohs_wrath on December 01, 2007, 01:22:58 PM
Back then my parents were squirrels. I was held in captivity with my dad. I later died, and got reincarnated to a human.

Actually your parents were rats, I spent a good ten years studying with the Budhist monks and reincarnation sometimes messes up your memory.
Title: Re: So I took my Time Machine Back in Time
Post by: ZGDK on December 01, 2007, 01:25:34 PM
I also went to Egypt. The sphinx's nose, that was my fault.
Title: Re: So I took my Time Machine Back in Time
Post by: sleepin_dude_99 on December 01, 2007, 01:30:56 PM
I already knew about the Satan thing.

I wanna know if my magic 8 ball was right about the Internet.

Was it a Cow's mistake that we now have the internet?

And also, go to the press confrence that discussed the creation of the Internet.

WHAT THE HELL WAS IT INTENDED FOR
Title: Re: So I took my Time Machine Back in Time
Post by: ZGDK on December 01, 2007, 01:32:42 PM
Quote from: Kilroy on December 01, 2007, 01:30:56 PM
I already knew about the Satan thing.

I wanna know if my magic 8 ball was right about the Internet.

Was it a Cow's mistake that we now have the internet?

Your ancestors killed cows for sport. They used to be highly intellegent but I wiped them out and stole their plans for the internet. Soon I will be the new creator. Sure cows created the interwebz.
Title: Re: So I took my Time Machine Back in Time
Post by: sleepin_dude_99 on December 01, 2007, 01:34:27 PM
Quote from: ZGDK on December 01, 2007, 01:32:42 PM
Quote from: Kilroy on December 01, 2007, 01:30:56 PM
I already knew about the Satan thing.

I wanna know if my magic 8 ball was right about the Internet.

Was it a Cow's mistake that we now have the internet?

Your ancestors killed cows for sport. They used to be highly intellegent but I wiped them out and stole their plans for the internet. Soon I will be the new creator. Sure cows created the interwebz.
I lol'd
Title: Re: So I took my Time Machine Back in Time
Post by: ZGDK on December 01, 2007, 01:44:00 PM
Quote from: Kilroy on December 01, 2007, 01:34:27 PM
Quote from: ZGDK on December 01, 2007, 01:32:42 PM
Quote from: Kilroy on December 01, 2007, 01:30:56 PM
I already knew about the Satan thing.

I wanna know if my magic 8 ball was right about the Internet.

Was it a Cow's mistake that we now have the internet?

Your ancestors killed cows for sport. They used to be highly intellegent but I wiped them out and stole their plans for the internet. Soon I will be the new creator. Sure cows created the interwebz.
I lol'd

By the way the way when cows were an advanced species they ate humans. especially those who's name starts with K and ends with Y and has ILRO in the middle.
Title: Re: So I took my Time Machine Back in Time
Post by: sleepin_dude_99 on December 01, 2007, 01:45:19 PM
Quote from: ZGDK on December 01, 2007, 01:44:00 PM
Quote from: Kilroy on December 01, 2007, 01:34:27 PM
Quote from: ZGDK on December 01, 2007, 01:32:42 PM
Quote from: Kilroy on December 01, 2007, 01:30:56 PM
I already knew about the Satan thing.

I wanna know if my magic 8 ball was right about the Internet.

Was it a Cow's mistake that we now have the internet?

Your ancestors killed cows for sport. They used to be highly intellegent but I wiped them out and stole their plans for the internet. Soon I will be the new creator. Sure cows created the interwebz.
I lol'd

By the way the way when cows were an advanced species they ate humans. especially those who's name starts with K and ends with Y and has ILRO in the middle.
Well, luckily, my name is Marcus :O
Title: Re: So I took my Time Machine Back in Time
Post by: ZGDK on December 01, 2007, 01:47:49 PM
Quote from: Kilroy on December 01, 2007, 01:45:19 PM
Quote from: ZGDK on December 01, 2007, 01:44:00 PM
Quote from: Kilroy on December 01, 2007, 01:34:27 PM
Quote from: ZGDK on December 01, 2007, 01:32:42 PM
Quote from: Kilroy on December 01, 2007, 01:30:56 PM
I already knew about the Satan thing.

I wanna know if my magic 8 ball was right about the Internet.

Was it a Cow's mistake that we now have the internet?

Your ancestors killed cows for sport. They used to be highly intellegent but I wiped them out and stole their plans for the internet. Soon I will be the new creator. Sure cows created the interwebz.
I lol'd

By the way the way when cows were an advanced species they ate humans. especially those who's name starts with K and ends with Y and has ILRO in the middle.
Well, luckily, my name is Marcus :O

The cows created the iternet so they go by screen names.
Title: Re: So I took my Time Machine Back in Time
Post by: Jono2 on December 01, 2007, 01:49:18 PM
what did my anscestors do? :O
Title: Re: So I took my Time Machine Back in Time
Post by: ZGDK on December 01, 2007, 01:50:49 PM
Quote from: Jono2 on December 01, 2007, 01:49:18 PM
what did my anscestors do? :O

They went into the agriculture buisness. They promoted slavery.
Title: Re: So I took my Time Machine Back in Time
Post by: Fell on December 01, 2007, 01:52:48 PM
Quote from: ZGDK on December 01, 2007, 01:24:18 PM
Quote from: Felldohs_wrath on December 01, 2007, 01:22:58 PM
Back then my parents were squirrels. I was held in captivity with my dad. I later died, and got reincarnated to a human.

Actually your parents were rats, I spent a good ten years studying with the Budhist monks and reincarnation sometimes messes up your memory.

Naw, they made the past into a TV show and a book, that's how I remember. :)

I was held in captivity on the northern shore of mossflower woods, in a fortress called Marshank.
Title: Re: So I took my Time Machine Back in Time
Post by: ZGDK on December 01, 2007, 01:53:57 PM
Quote from: Felldohs_wrath on December 01, 2007, 01:52:48 PM
Quote from: ZGDK on December 01, 2007, 01:24:18 PM
Quote from: Felldohs_wrath on December 01, 2007, 01:22:58 PM
Back then my parents were squirrels. I was held in captivity with my dad. I later died, and got reincarnated to a human.

Actually your parents were rats, I spent a good ten years studying with the Budhist monks and reincarnation sometimes messes up your memory.

Naw, they made the past into a TV show and a book, that's how I remember. :)

I was held in captivity on the northern shore of mossflower woods, in a fortress called Marshank.

Never trust what you read.
Title: Re: So I took my Time Machine Back in Time
Post by: Fell on December 01, 2007, 01:55:10 PM
Quote from: ZGDK on December 01, 2007, 01:53:57 PM
Quote from: Felldohs_wrath on December 01, 2007, 01:52:48 PM
Quote from: ZGDK on December 01, 2007, 01:24:18 PM
Quote from: Felldohs_wrath on December 01, 2007, 01:22:58 PM
Back then my parents were squirrels. I was held in captivity with my dad. I later died, and got reincarnated to a human.

Actually your parents were rats, I spent a good ten years studying with the Budhist monks and reincarnation sometimes messes up your memory.

Naw, they made the past into a TV show and a book, that's how I remember. :)

I was held in captivity on the northern shore of mossflower woods, in a fortress called Marshank.

Never trust what you read.

>.>

You know, I can still use a sword....Maybe I should use it on you?
Title: Re: So I took my Time Machine Back in Time
Post by: Tupin on December 01, 2007, 01:55:18 PM
What about my ancestors?

Also, did ya go to 2008 and get a copy of Brawl? :P
Title: Re: So I took my Time Machine Back in Time
Post by: ZGDK on December 01, 2007, 01:57:31 PM
Quote from: Tuppyluver1 on December 01, 2007, 01:55:18 PM
What about my ancestors?

Also, did ya go to 2008 and get a copy of Brawl? :P

I can't take anything from the future. It could cause bad things to happen.
Title: Re: So I took my Time Machine Back in Time
Post by: Tupin on December 01, 2007, 01:58:57 PM
Quote from: ZGDK on December 01, 2007, 01:57:31 PM
Quote from: Tuppyluver1 on December 01, 2007, 01:55:18 PM
What about my ancestors?

Also, did ya go to 2008 and get a copy of Brawl? :P

I can't take anything from the future. It could cause bad things to happen.
What did my ancestors do?
Title: Re: So I took my Time Machine Back in Time
Post by: Dr.Hobo2 on December 01, 2007, 01:59:08 PM
Who cares about the future. WE WANT BRAWL NAO! >:( Also, what'd my ancestors do?
Title: Re: So I took my Time Machine Back in Time
Post by: orlando5200 on December 01, 2007, 01:59:20 PM
hi me to i went back with hobbes thou
Title: Re: So I took my Time Machine Back in Time
Post by: Jono2 on December 01, 2007, 01:59:57 PM
Quote from: ZGDK on December 01, 2007, 01:50:49 PM
Quote from: Jono2 on December 01, 2007, 01:49:18 PM
what did my anscestors do? :O

They went into the agriculture buisness. They promoted slavery.

on my mom's side or my dad's side?
Title: Re: So I took my Time Machine Back in Time
Post by: GROUCHO THE MIGHTY on December 01, 2007, 02:01:48 PM
Quote from: Felldohs_wrath on December 01, 2007, 01:55:10 PM
Quote from: ZGDK on December 01, 2007, 01:53:57 PM
Quote from: Felldohs_wrath on December 01, 2007, 01:52:48 PM
Quote from: ZGDK on December 01, 2007, 01:24:18 PM
Quote from: Felldohs_wrath on December 01, 2007, 01:22:58 PM
Back then my parents were squirrels. I was held in captivity with my dad. I later died, and got reincarnated to a human.

Actually your parents were rats, I spent a good ten years studying with the Budhist monks and reincarnation sometimes messes up your memory.
I have a sword too. It is magic and you may borrow it if you wish to destroy zgdk.

Naw, they made the past into a TV show and a book, that's how I remember. :)

I was held in captivity on the northern shore of mossflower woods, in a fortress called Marshank.

Never trust what you read.

>.>

You know, I can still use a sword....Maybe I should use it on you?
Title: Re: So I took my Time Machine Back in Time
Post by: Fell on December 01, 2007, 02:07:22 PM
Quote from: GROUCHO THE MIGHTY on December 01, 2007, 02:01:48 PM
Quote from: Felldohs_wrath on December 01, 2007, 01:55:10 PM
Quote from: ZGDK on December 01, 2007, 01:53:57 PM
Quote from: Felldohs_wrath on December 01, 2007, 01:52:48 PM
Quote from: ZGDK on December 01, 2007, 01:24:18 PM
Quote from: Felldohs_wrath on December 01, 2007, 01:22:58 PM
Back then my parents were squirrels. I was held in captivity with my dad. I later died, and got reincarnated to a human.

Actually your parents were rats, I spent a good ten years studying with the Budhist monks and reincarnation sometimes messes up your memory.
I have a sword too. It is magic and you may borrow it if you wish to destroy zgdk.

Naw, they made the past into a TV show and a book, that's how I remember. :)

I was held in captivity on the northern shore of mossflower woods, in a fortress called Marshank.

Never trust what you read.

>.>

You know, I can still use a sword....Maybe I should use it on you?

Thanks. *summons darkness beast to destroy ZGDK.*
Title: Re: So I took my Time Machine Back in Time
Post by: GROUCHO THE MIGHTY on December 01, 2007, 02:09:31 PM
Quote from: Felldohs_wrath on December 01, 2007, 02:07:22 PM
Quote from: GROUCHO THE MIGHTY on December 01, 2007, 02:01:48 PM
Quote from: Felldohs_wrath on December 01, 2007, 01:55:10 PM
Quote from: ZGDK on December 01, 2007, 01:53:57 PM
Quote from: Felldohs_wrath on December 01, 2007, 01:52:48 PM
Quote from: ZGDK on December 01, 2007, 01:24:18 PM
Quote from: Felldohs_wrath on December 01, 2007, 01:22:58 PM
Back then my parents were squirrels. I was held in captivity with my dad. I later died, and got reincarnated to a human.

Actually your parents were rats, I spent a good ten years studying with the Budhist monks and reincarnation sometimes messes up your memory.
I have a sword too. It is magic and you may borrow it if you wish to destroy zgdk.

Naw, they made the past into a TV show and a book, that's how I remember. :)

I was held in captivity on the northern shore of mossflower woods, in a fortress called Marshank.

Never trust what you read.

>.>

You know, I can still use a sword....Maybe I should use it on you?

Thanks. *summons darkness beast to destroy ZGDK.*
It would seem what I said got messed up some how. but what I meant to say was

I have a sword. it is magic and you may borrow it to destroy zgdk if you wish.
Title: Re: So I took my Time Machine Back in Time
Post by: sleepin_dude_99 on December 01, 2007, 02:11:35 PM
WAIT ZGDK


HOW DID THE DINOSAURS DIE :O
Title: Re: So I took my Time Machine Back in Time
Post by: Fell on December 01, 2007, 02:12:21 PM
Quote from: GROUCHO THE MIGHTY on December 01, 2007, 02:09:31 PM
Quote from: Felldohs_wrath on December 01, 2007, 02:07:22 PM
Quote from: GROUCHO THE MIGHTY on December 01, 2007, 02:01:48 PM
Quote from: Felldohs_wrath on December 01, 2007, 01:55:10 PM
Quote from: ZGDK on December 01, 2007, 01:53:57 PM
Quote from: Felldohs_wrath on December 01, 2007, 01:52:48 PM
Quote from: ZGDK on December 01, 2007, 01:24:18 PM
Quote from: Felldohs_wrath on December 01, 2007, 01:22:58 PM
Back then my parents were squirrels. I was held in captivity with my dad. I later died, and got reincarnated to a human.

Actually your parents were rats, I spent a good ten years studying with the Budhist monks and reincarnation sometimes messes up your memory.
I have a sword too. It is magic and you may borrow it if you wish to destroy zgdk.

Naw, they made the past into a TV show and a book, that's how I remember. :)

I was held in captivity on the northern shore of mossflower woods, in a fortress called Marshank.

Never trust what you read.

>.>

You know, I can still use a sword....Maybe I should use it on you?

Thanks. *summons darkness beast to destroy ZGDK.*
It would seem what I said got messed up some how. but what I meant to say was

I have a sword. it is magic and you may borrow it to destroy zgdk if you wish.

I got the message! :)

Your sword is very powerful. >:]
Title: Re: So I took my Time Machine Back in Time
Post by: ZGDK on December 01, 2007, 02:51:02 PM
Quote from: Kilroy on December 01, 2007, 02:11:35 PM
WAIT ZGDK


HOW DID THE DINOSAURS DIE :O

If I told you you'd know what happens in 2012.
Title: Re: So I took my Time Machine Back in Time
Post by: GROUCHO THE MIGHTY on December 01, 2007, 04:27:44 PM
Quote from: ZGDK on December 01, 2007, 02:51:02 PM
Quote from: Kilroy on December 01, 2007, 02:11:35 PM
WAIT ZGDK


HOW DID THE DINOSAURS DIE :O

If I told you you'd know what happens in 2012.
I already know what happens in 2012. and I think most scientists still agree it was a meteor though.
Title: Re: So I took my Time Machine Back in Time
Post by: Zovistograt on December 01, 2007, 04:54:01 PM
Quote from: Kilroy on December 01, 2007, 01:30:56 PM
And also, go to the press confrence that discussed the creation of the Internet.

WHAT THE HELL WAS IT INTENDED FOR
network for military communications.