So I took my Time Machine Back in Time

[ZGDK]

Remember how I built that time machine and you all asked me questions about your future? Well I went back in time and here's what I saw:

JMV's great-great-great-grandfather was a master pimp and had sex with his own sister.

Kilroy's great-great grandmother was a member of the Brotherhood of Satan.

My great-great-great-great-great-great grandparents were the first to circumnavigate the world. By camel.

[Kaz]

how does one travel ocean by camel

[GROUCHO THE MIGHTY]

I think that would be about the time my ancestors came to this planet from their planet in the bard spiral galaxy.

[ZGDK]

how does one travel ocean by camel

They built special camel rafts. Oh by the way I went to Atlantis and they were so advanced they watched their movies in the air.

[Fell]

Back then my parents were squirrels. I was held in captivity with my dad. I later died, and got reincarnated to a human.

[ZGDK]

Back then my parents were squirrels. I was held in captivity with my dad. I later died, and got reincarnated to a human.

Actually your parents were rats, I spent a good ten years studying with the Budhist monks and reincarnation sometimes messes up your memory.

[ZGDK]

I also went to Egypt. The sphinx's nose, that was my fault.

[sleepin_dude_99]

I already knew about the Satan thing.

I wanna know if my magic 8 ball was right about the Internet.

Was it a Cow's mistake that we now have the internet?

And also, go to the press confrence that discussed the creation of the Internet.

WHAT THE HELL WAS IT INTENDED FOR

[ZGDK]

I already knew about the Satan thing.

I wanna know if my magic 8 ball was right about the Internet.

Was it a Cow's mistake that we now have the internet?

Your ancestors killed cows for sport. They used to be highly intellegent but I wiped them out and stole their plans for the internet. Soon I will be the new creator. Sure cows created the interwebz.

[sleepin_dude_99]

I already knew about the Satan thing.

I wanna know if my magic 8 ball was right about the Internet.

Was it a Cow's mistake that we now have the internet?

Your ancestors killed cows for sport. They used to be highly intellegent but I wiped them out and stole their plans for the internet. Soon I will be the new creator. Sure cows created the interwebz.

I lol'd

[ZGDK]

I already knew about the Satan thing.

I wanna know if my magic 8 ball was right about the Internet.

Was it a Cow's mistake that we now have the internet?

Your ancestors killed cows for sport. They used to be highly intellegent but I wiped them out and stole their plans for the internet. Soon I will be the new creator. Sure cows created the interwebz.

I lol'd

By the way the way when cows were an advanced species they ate humans. especially those who's name starts with K and ends with Y and has ILRO in the middle.

[sleepin_dude_99]

I already knew about the Satan thing.

I wanna know if my magic 8 ball was right about the Internet.

Was it a Cow's mistake that we now have the internet?

Your ancestors killed cows for sport. They used to be highly intellegent but I wiped them out and stole their plans for the internet. Soon I will be the new creator. Sure cows created the interwebz.

I lol'd

By the way the way when cows were an advanced species they ate humans. especially those who's name starts with K and ends with Y and has ILRO in the middle.

Well, luckily, my name is Marcus :O

[ZGDK]

I already knew about the Satan thing.

I wanna know if my magic 8 ball was right about the Internet.

Was it a Cow's mistake that we now have the internet?

Your ancestors killed cows for sport. They used to be highly intellegent but I wiped them out and stole their plans for the internet. Soon I will be the new creator. Sure cows created the interwebz.

I lol'd

By the way the way when cows were an advanced species they ate humans. especially those who's name starts with K and ends with Y and has ILRO in the middle.

Well, luckily, my name is Marcus :O

The cows created the iternet so they go by screen names.

[Jono2]

what did my anscestors do? :O

[ZGDK]

what did my anscestors do? :O

They went into the agriculture buisness. They promoted slavery.