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Generally Speaking => Power On => Topic started by: Viewtifulboy on December 05, 2007, 08:52:48 AM

Title: I'll be ruler
Post by: Viewtifulboy on December 05, 2007, 08:52:48 AM
Imagine if I ruled the United States.  So much would change.  This is what my speech would be:

Hello.  I am proud to be this great countries' leader.  Now I noticed a few things wrong with this country.  Well I aim to change that.  First of all, I will have my own nationwide swat team and B.O.W's to secure my authority.  And all stores must carry at least one Viewtiful Joe DVD or they will be shut down.  Insulting Viewtiful Joe is now illegal.  And we will be showing Viewtiful Joe on cartoonnetwork starting next month with the premiere of the second season.  Oh and this is my secretary of state, Alfred R. Kahn *Al waves*.  In addition, a majority of government funds will go to Phuuz and 4Kids entertainment.  And if anyone does say anything bad about Viewtiful Joe.  My swat team will kill them.  And to make sure I never die, I will have my own machine sucking the life out of all the plants in the US.  I hope you don't use them.  Have fun with your new lives :robotveryhappy:

That would rule
Title: Re: I'll be ruler
Post by: Silverhawk79 on December 05, 2007, 08:54:16 AM
suicide;
Title: Re: I'll be ruler
Post by: Viewtifulboy on December 05, 2007, 08:55:15 AM
Quote from: Silverhawk79 on December 05, 2007, 08:54:16 AM
suicide;

oh no you don't! *injects with T-Virus*
Title: Re: I'll be ruler
Post by: THEEVILSPERKY on December 05, 2007, 08:56:57 AM
...wtf is going on in your head???

Why are you allowed to use a computer?

You're flippin' insane if you think any of that is a possible reality...

Title: Re: I'll be ruler
Post by: Syncopathic on December 05, 2007, 08:59:16 AM
you know, this is he reason you got banned last time
Title: Re: I'll be ruler
Post by: Sgt.Chilly on December 05, 2007, 09:00:46 AM
KAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHN!!!

Also *Transform into Alastor*

Looks like I'll have to stop you!
Title: Re: I'll be ruler
Post by: Viewtifulboy on December 05, 2007, 09:01:04 AM
no it isn't.  It was my weepy thread of sorrow and misery ::)
Title: Re: I'll be ruler
Post by: Silverhawk79 on December 05, 2007, 09:10:02 AM
Quote from: Viewtifulboy on December 05, 2007, 09:01:04 AM
no it isn't.  It was my weepy thread of sorrow and misery ::)
...That was only part of it.
Title: Re: I'll be ruler
Post by: Syncopathic on December 05, 2007, 09:15:52 AM
Quote from: Viewtifulboy on December 05, 2007, 09:01:04 AM
no it isn't.  It was my weepy thread of sorrow and misery ::)
make another one ...
Title: Re: I'll be ruler
Post by: Ridley on December 05, 2007, 09:26:08 AM
Why not spam with your alternate account Username!!!
Title: Re: I'll be ruler
Post by: Totla on December 05, 2007, 09:31:37 AM
You just violated the Constitution so many times.  :'(
Title: Re: I'll be ruler
Post by: Wolf on December 05, 2007, 09:37:07 AM
You can't use goverment funds for dubbing company's..
Title: Re: I'll be ruler
Post by: Syncopathic on December 05, 2007, 09:46:02 AM
Quote from: Totla on December 05, 2007, 09:31:37 AM
You just violated the Constitution so many times.  :'(
dont you mean raped?
Title: Re: I'll be ruler
Post by: Gwen Khan on December 05, 2007, 10:39:40 AM
time to detonate my doomsday device
Title: Re: I'll be ruler
Post by: WiiGuy on December 05, 2007, 10:43:14 AM
I have the freedom of Speech :O

And i say that i don't want anything to do with you campain >_>
Title: Re: I'll be ruler
Post by: Tupin on December 05, 2007, 10:46:23 AM
Quote from: WiiGuy on December 05, 2007, 10:43:14 AM
I have the freedom of Speech :O

And i say that i don't want anything to do with you campain >_>
They are actually trying to make insulting the government illegal.>_>

In Bush's administration. :(
Title: Re: I'll be ruler
Post by: Doodle on December 05, 2007, 10:58:05 AM
D'oh!
Title: Re: I'll be ruler
Post by: Syncopathic on December 05, 2007, 11:05:46 AM
Quote from: Tuppyluver1 on December 05, 2007, 10:46:23 AM
Quote from: WiiGuy on December 05, 2007, 10:43:14 AM
I have the freedom of Speech :O

And i say that i don't want anything to do with you campain >_>
They are actually trying to make insulting the government illegal.>_>

In Bush's administration. :(
supposedly were terrorists if we insult the gov. :|
Title: Re: I'll be ruler
Post by: Tupin on December 05, 2007, 11:09:39 AM
Quote from: Ludwig3 on December 05, 2007, 11:05:46 AM
Quote from: Tuppyluver1 on December 05, 2007, 10:46:23 AM
Quote from: WiiGuy on December 05, 2007, 10:43:14 AM
I have the freedom of Speech :O

And i say that i don't want anything to do with you campain >_>
They are actually trying to make insulting the government illegal.>_>

In Bush's administration. :(
supposedly were terrorists if we insult the gov. :|
That and basically anyone who doesn't vote for what party the president is in could be considered a terrorist. :-X
Title: Re: I'll be ruler
Post by: Syncopathic on December 05, 2007, 11:14:12 AM
Quote from: Tuppyluver1 on December 05, 2007, 11:09:39 AM
Quote from: Ludwig3 on December 05, 2007, 11:05:46 AM
Quote from: Tuppyluver1 on December 05, 2007, 10:46:23 AM
Quote from: WiiGuy on December 05, 2007, 10:43:14 AM
I have the freedom of Speech :O

And i say that i don't want anything to do with you campain >_>
They are actually trying to make insulting the government illegal.>_>

In Bush's administration. :(
supposedly were terrorists if we insult the gov. :|
That and basically anyone who doesn't vote for what party the president is in could be considered a terrorist. :-X
republicans=commies nuff said
Title: Re: I'll be ruler
Post by: Geno on December 05, 2007, 11:44:19 AM
So you don't call this flamebait Noishe?
Title: Re: I'll be ruler
Post by: Friendly Hostile on December 05, 2007, 11:46:28 AM
Stop trying to bait us to flame you.
Title: Re: I'll be ruler
Post by: Viewtifulboy on December 05, 2007, 11:55:14 AM
Quote from: Ridley on December 05, 2007, 09:26:08 AM
Why not spam with your alternate account Username!!!

I don't have n alt ::)
Title: Re: I'll be ruler
Post by: Java on December 05, 2007, 11:55:29 AM
Quote from: Friendly Hostile on December 05, 2007, 11:46:28 AM
Stop trying to bait us to flame you.
My thoughts exactly.
Title: Re: I'll be ruler
Post by: Viewtifulboy on December 05, 2007, 11:55:51 AM
Quote from: Geno on December 05, 2007, 11:44:19 AM
So you don't call this flamebait Noishe?

no I don't :robotindifferent:
Title: Re: I'll be ruler
Post by: ThePowerOfOne on December 05, 2007, 12:00:39 PM
Ugh... You again? YOU NEED SOME FRESH AIR, GO OUTSIDE AND SEE THE REAL WORLD!
Title: Re: I'll be ruler
Post by: Viewtifulboy on December 05, 2007, 12:02:37 PM
No!  Not until the second season of Viewtiful Joe airs!  That way I'll be able to see it the moment it airs because I'm near a TV :robotveryhappy:
Title: Re: I'll be ruler
Post by: Gwen Khan on December 05, 2007, 12:03:27 PM
Quote from: Viewtifulboy on December 05, 2007, 12:02:37 PM
No!  Not until the second season of Viewtiful Joe airs!  That way I'll be able to see it the moment it airs because I'm near a TV :robotveryhappy:

have fun being a shut in for the rest of your life
Title: Re: I'll be ruler
Post by: ThePowerOfOne on December 05, 2007, 12:03:45 PM
Quote from: Viewtifulboy on December 05, 2007, 12:02:37 PM
No!  Not until the second season of Viewtiful Joe airs!  That way I'll be able to see it the moment it airs because I'm near a TV :robotveryhappy:
You need help...
Title: Re: I'll be ruler
Post by: Viewtifulboy on December 05, 2007, 12:05:29 PM
Quote from: Commissar Andy on December 05, 2007, 12:03:27 PM
Quote from: Viewtifulboy on December 05, 2007, 12:02:37 PM
No!  Not until the second season of Viewtiful Joe airs!  That way I'll be able to see it the moment it airs because I'm near a TV :robotveryhappy:

have fun being a shut in for the rest of your life

The second season of Viewtiful Joe will air before I die
Title: Re: I'll be ruler
Post by: Totla on December 05, 2007, 12:14:33 PM
Quote from: Viewtifulboy on December 05, 2007, 12:05:29 PM
Quote from: Commissar Andy on December 05, 2007, 12:03:27 PM
Quote from: Viewtifulboy on December 05, 2007, 12:02:37 PM
No!  Not until the second season of Viewtiful Joe airs!  That way I'll be able to see it the moment it airs because I'm near a TV :robotveryhappy:

have fun being a shut in for the rest of your life

I'll die before the second season of Viewtiful Joe airs!
Post edited to reflect reality.
Title: Re: I'll be ruler
Post by: Java on December 05, 2007, 12:21:52 PM
Quote from: Viewtifulboy on December 05, 2007, 12:05:29 PM
Quote from: Commissar Andy on December 05, 2007, 12:03:27 PM
Quote from: Viewtifulboy on December 05, 2007, 12:02:37 PM
No!  Not until the second season of Viewtiful Joe airs!  That way I'll be able to see it the moment it airs because I'm near a TV :robotveryhappy:

have fun being a shut in for the rest of your life

The second season of Viewtiful Joe will air before I die
Nope sorry.

It's cancelled.
Title: Re: I'll be ruler
Post by: Viewtifulboy on December 05, 2007, 12:23:13 PM
IT temporarily off the air ::)
Title: Re: I'll be ruler
Post by: Gwen Khan on December 05, 2007, 12:24:48 PM
Quote from: Viewtifulboy on December 05, 2007, 12:23:13 PM
ITs forever off the air ::)

fixed
Title: Re: I'll be ruler
Post by: Java on December 05, 2007, 12:25:44 PM
Quote from: Commissar Andy on December 05, 2007, 12:24:48 PM
Quote from: Viewtifulboy on December 05, 2007, 12:23:13 PM
ITs forever off the air ::)

fixed
And will forever be off the air.
Title: Re: I'll be ruler
Post by: Viewtifulboy on December 05, 2007, 12:26:03 PM
Quote from: Commissar Andy on December 05, 2007, 12:24:48 PM
Quote from: Viewtifulboy on December 05, 2007, 12:23:13 PM
IT temporarily off the air

fixed

What'd you fix? ???
Title: Re: I'll be ruler
Post by: Syncopathic on December 05, 2007, 12:26:35 PM
Quote from: Phaze on December 05, 2007, 12:03:45 PM
Quote from: Viewtifulboy on December 05, 2007, 12:02:37 PM
No!  Not until the second season of Viewtiful Joe airs!  That way I'll be able to see it the moment it airs because I'm near a TV :robotveryhappy:
You need help...
noishe as much as i hate you, you really do need help.
Title: Re: I'll be ruler
Post by: Gwen Khan on December 05, 2007, 12:27:25 PM
Quote from: Viewtifulboy on December 05, 2007, 12:26:03 PM
Quote from: Commissar Andy on December 05, 2007, 12:24:48 PM
Quote from: Viewtifulboy on December 05, 2007, 12:23:13 PM
I'm a troll, please ban me forever!!

fixed

What'd you fix? ???

fixed again
Title: Re: I'll be ruler
Post by: Lotos on December 05, 2007, 12:33:25 PM
We're FUCKED!

Quote from: Silverhawk79 on December 05, 2007, 08:54:16 AM
suicide;

I'd do that too ::)
Title: Re: I'll be ruler
Post by: Syncopathic on December 05, 2007, 12:34:08 PM
Quote from: Lotos on December 05, 2007, 12:33:25 PM
We're FUCKED!

Quote from: Silverhawk79 on December 05, 2007, 08:54:16 AM
suicide;

I'd do that too ::)
already there
Title: Re: I'll be ruler
Post by: Silverhawk79 on December 05, 2007, 01:18:11 PM
Quote from: Viewtifulboy on December 05, 2007, 12:23:13 PM
IT temporarily off the air ::)
Why are you in such a deep state of denial? =/
Title: Re: I'll be ruler
Post by: Pixie on December 05, 2007, 01:21:39 PM
Then I'd make my own organization to take you down. 8)
Title: Re: I'll be ruler
Post by: Syncopathic on December 05, 2007, 01:23:23 PM
Quote from: Silverhawk79 on December 05, 2007, 01:18:11 PM
Quote from: Viewtifulboy on December 05, 2007, 12:23:13 PM
IT temporarily off the air ::)
Why are you in such a deep state of denial? =/
its noishe his whole life IS denia


Quote from: Pixie on December 05, 2007, 01:21:39 PM
Then I'd make my own organization to take you down. 8)
hes SUPPOSEDLY immortal
Title: Re: I'll be ruler
Post by: bluaki on December 05, 2007, 01:39:48 PM
Quote from: Pixie on December 05, 2007, 01:21:39 PM
Then I'd make my own organization to take you down. 8)
I'd join 8)
Quote from: Ludwig3 on December 05, 2007, 01:23:23 PM
hes SUPPOSEDLY immortal
Since when?
Just make idiotic parodies of Viewtiful Joe and destroy the DVDs and I think that's enough to make him be able to die navi;
Title: Re: I'll be ruler
Post by: PsychoYoshi on December 05, 2007, 01:42:38 PM
Noishe seems to be suffering from a redundancy virus; he posted a thread just like this before he was banned last time.

Keep it up. ^_^