I'll be ruler

Viewtifulboy · December 05, 2007, 08:52:48 AM

Imagine if I ruled the United States. So much would change. This is what my speech would be:

Hello. I am proud to be this great countries' leader. Now I noticed a few things wrong with this country. Well I aim to change that. First of all, I will have my own nationwide swat team and B.O.W's to secure my authority. And all stores must carry at least one Viewtiful Joe DVD or they will be shut down. Insulting Viewtiful Joe is now illegal. And we will be showing Viewtiful Joe on cartoonnetwork starting next month with the premiere of the second season. Oh and this is my secretary of state, Alfred R. Kahn *Al waves*. In addition, a majority of government funds will go to Phuuz and 4Kids entertainment. And if anyone does say anything bad about Viewtiful Joe. My swat team will kill them. And to make sure I never die, I will have my own machine sucking the life out of all the plants in the US. I hope you don't use them. Have fun with your new lives :robotveryhappy:

That would rule

Silverhawk79 · December 05, 2007, 08:54:16 AM

suicide;

Viewtifulboy · December 05, 2007, 08:55:15 AM

Quote from: Silverhawk79 on December 05, 2007, 08:54:16 AM
suicide;

oh no you don't! *injects with T-Virus*

THEEVILSPERKY · December 05, 2007, 08:56:57 AM

...wtf is going on in your head???

Why are you allowed to use a computer?

You're flippin' insane if you think any of that is a possible reality...

Syncopathic · December 05, 2007, 08:59:16 AM

you know, this is he reason you got banned last time

Sgt.Chilly · December 05, 2007, 09:00:46 AM

KAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHN!!!

Also *Transform into Alastor*

Looks like I'll have to stop you!

Viewtifulboy · December 05, 2007, 09:01:04 AM

no it isn't. It was my weepy thread of sorrow and misery ::)

Silverhawk79 · December 05, 2007, 09:10:02 AM

Quote from: Viewtifulboy on December 05, 2007, 09:01:04 AM
no it isn't. It was my weepy thread of sorrow and misery ::)

...That was only part of it.

Syncopathic · December 05, 2007, 09:15:52 AM

Quote from: Viewtifulboy on December 05, 2007, 09:01:04 AM
no it isn't. It was my weepy thread of sorrow and misery ::)

make another one ...

Ridley · December 05, 2007, 09:26:08 AM

Why not spam with your alternate account Username!!!

Totla · December 05, 2007, 09:31:37 AM

You just violated the Constitution so many times. :'(

Wolf · December 05, 2007, 09:37:07 AM

You can't use goverment funds for dubbing company's..

Syncopathic · December 05, 2007, 09:46:02 AM

Quote from: Totla on December 05, 2007, 09:31:37 AM
You just violated the Constitution so many times. :'(

dont you mean raped?

Gwen Khan · December 05, 2007, 10:39:40 AM

time to detonate my doomsday device

WiiGuy · December 05, 2007, 10:43:14 AM

I have the freedom of Speech :O

And i say that i don't want anything to do with you campain >_>