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I'll be ruler

Started by Viewtifulboy, December 05, 2007, 08:52:48 AM

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Viewtifulboy

Imagine if I ruled the United States.  So much would change.  This is what my speech would be:

Hello.  I am proud to be this great countries' leader.  Now I noticed a few things wrong with this country.  Well I aim to change that.  First of all, I will have my own nationwide swat team and B.O.W's to secure my authority.  And all stores must carry at least one Viewtiful Joe DVD or they will be shut down.  Insulting Viewtiful Joe is now illegal.  And we will be showing Viewtiful Joe on cartoonnetwork starting next month with the premiere of the second season.  Oh and this is my secretary of state, Alfred R. Kahn *Al waves*.  In addition, a majority of government funds will go to Phuuz and 4Kids entertainment.  And if anyone does say anything bad about Viewtiful Joe.  My swat team will kill them.  And to make sure I never die, I will have my own machine sucking the life out of all the plants in the US.  I hope you don't use them.  Have fun with your new lives :robotveryhappy:

That would rule

Silverhawk79


Viewtifulboy


THEEVILSPERKY

...wtf is going on in your head???

Why are you allowed to use a computer?

You're flippin' insane if you think any of that is a possible reality...

NES, SNES, N64, GCN (Jet Black), PQ (JPN), Wii, GBP (Clear), GBC (Green x2), GBASP (x2 Cobalt, x1 NES), DSLite (Black), SG3, SDC (x1 BIG, x1 Clear black top, solid grey/beige bottom), PS (x2), PS2 (Slim, Silver), PS3 (NTSC 60GB upgraded to 500GB), PSP 2000 (Silver, 4GB), XBox360 Elite

Syncopathic

you know, this is he reason you got banned last time

Sgt.Chilly

KAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHN!!!

Also *Transform into Alastor*

Looks like I'll have to stop you!

Viewtifulboy

no it isn't.  It was my weepy thread of sorrow and misery ::)

Silverhawk79

Quote from: Viewtifulboy on December 05, 2007, 09:01:04 AM
no it isn't.  It was my weepy thread of sorrow and misery ::)
...That was only part of it.

Syncopathic

Quote from: Viewtifulboy on December 05, 2007, 09:01:04 AM
no it isn't.  It was my weepy thread of sorrow and misery ::)
make another one ...

Ridley

Why not spam with your alternate account Username!!!
...Friend codes were probably implemented by the same people who wanted tripping in Brawl...
...It's quite obvious...

Totla

You just violated the Constitution so many times.  :'(

Wolf

You can't use goverment funds for dubbing company's..


Syncopathic

Quote from: Totla on December 05, 2007, 09:31:37 AM
You just violated the Constitution so many times.  :'(
dont you mean raped?

Gwen Khan

time to detonate my doomsday device

WiiGuy

I have the freedom of Speech :O

And i say that i don't want anything to do with you campain >_>