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Title: OH GOD I CANT STOP AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Post by: Silverhawk79 on December 06, 2007, 03:21:34 PM
I had to drive home in the snow today, and it was scary. My car is kind of light, so turning and accelerating from a stop in the snow is kind of...unpleasant. Anywho, I was turning a corner in the downtown area when I suddenly went into a skid.
STRAIGHT TOWARDS A PLATE GLASS STOREFRONT WINDOW.
OH GOD.
Luckily, I only went onto the sidewalk and stopped several feet short. But I still nearly poop bricks...
So I reversed and went on my way, but I kept wondering..."What if?"
Title: Re: OH GOD I CANT STOP AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Post by: Viewtifulboy on December 06, 2007, 03:23:08 PM
you made me laugh without mystery Science theatre of Viewtiful Joe.  How did you do that? :robotsurprised:
Title: Re: OH GOD I CANT STOP AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Post by: Silverhawk79 on December 06, 2007, 03:23:51 PM
Quote from: Viewtifulboy on December 06, 2007, 03:23:08 PM
you made me laugh without mystery Science theatre of Viewtiful Joe.  How did you do that? :robotsurprised:
Jedi mind powers.
Title: Re: OH GOD I CANT STOP AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Post by: Termanian_Knight on December 06, 2007, 03:24:07 PM
Get snow tires nao.

Oh wait, you'd probably have to drive to the store to buy them. =O
Title: Re: OH GOD I CANT STOP AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Post by: Silverhawk79 on December 06, 2007, 03:25:25 PM
Quote from: Termanian_Knight on December 06, 2007, 03:24:07 PM
Get snow tires nao.

Oh wait, you'd probably have to drive to the store to buy them. =O
And they're hella expensive.
Title: Re: OH GOD I CANT STOP AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Post by: Viewtifulboy on December 06, 2007, 03:25:43 PM
Quote from: Silverhawk79 on December 06, 2007, 03:23:51 PM
Quote from: Viewtifulboy on December 06, 2007, 03:23:08 PM
you made me laugh without mystery Science theatre of Viewtiful Joe.  How did you do that? :robotsurprised:
Jedi mind powers.

But I'm Geonosian
Title: Re: OH GOD I CANT STOP AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Post by: Silverhawk79 on December 06, 2007, 03:26:18 PM
Quote from: Viewtifulboy on December 06, 2007, 03:25:43 PM
Quote from: Silverhawk79 on December 06, 2007, 03:23:51 PM
Quote from: Viewtifulboy on December 06, 2007, 03:23:08 PM
you made me laugh without mystery Science theatre of Viewtiful Joe.  How did you do that? :robotsurprised:
Jedi mind powers.

But I'm Geonosian
JEDI MIND CRUSH >:(
Title: Re: OH GOD I CANT STOP AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Post by: Viewtifulboy on December 06, 2007, 03:28:14 PM
 ::)

Yu-Gi-Oh
Title: Re: OH GOD I CANT STOP AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Post by: LinkXLR on December 06, 2007, 03:30:06 PM
What if, is the devils words......or bhuda's


Title: Re: OH GOD I CANT STOP AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Post by: Termanian_Knight on December 06, 2007, 03:30:27 PM
Quote from: Silverhawk79 on December 06, 2007, 03:25:25 PM
Quote from: Termanian_Knight on December 06, 2007, 03:24:07 PM
Get snow tires nao.

Oh wait, you'd probably have to drive to the store to buy them. =O
And they're hella expensive.

Which is better:

Silverhawk/Silverhawk's parents with less money

or

dead Silverhawk

???
Title: Re: OH GOD I CANT STOP AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Post by: Silverhawk79 on December 06, 2007, 03:31:17 PM
Quote from: Termanian_Knight on December 06, 2007, 03:30:27 PM
Quote from: Silverhawk79 on December 06, 2007, 03:25:25 PM
Quote from: Termanian_Knight on December 06, 2007, 03:24:07 PM
Get snow tires nao.

Oh wait, you'd probably have to drive to the store to buy them. =O
And they're hella expensive.

Which is better:

Silverhawk/Silverhawk's parents with less money

or

dead Silverhawk

???
i duno
I'm thinking about just putting something heavy in the trunk so my back tires get better traction.
Title: Re: OH GOD I CANT STOP AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Post by: L10 on December 06, 2007, 03:34:00 PM
Quote from: Silverhawk79 on December 06, 2007, 03:31:17 PM
Quote from: Termanian_Knight on December 06, 2007, 03:30:27 PM
Quote from: Silverhawk79 on December 06, 2007, 03:25:25 PM
Quote from: Termanian_Knight on December 06, 2007, 03:24:07 PM
Get snow tires nao.

Oh wait, you'd probably have to drive to the store to buy them. =O
And they're hella expensive.

Which is better:

Silverhawk/Silverhawk's parents with less money

or

dead Silverhawk

???
i duno
I'm thinking about just putting something heavy in the trunk so my back tires get better traction.
sounds like 6th grade science :|
idk if that would work....
Title: Re: OH GOD I CANT STOP AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Post by: Trini on December 06, 2007, 03:35:59 PM
Quote from: Lichig0 on December 06, 2007, 03:34:00 PM
Quote from: Silverhawk79 on December 06, 2007, 03:31:17 PM
Quote from: Termanian_Knight on December 06, 2007, 03:30:27 PM
Quote from: Silverhawk79 on December 06, 2007, 03:25:25 PM
Quote from: Termanian_Knight on December 06, 2007, 03:24:07 PM
Get snow tires nao.

Oh wait, you'd probably have to drive to the store to buy them. =O
And they're hella expensive.

Which is better:

Silverhawk/Silverhawk's parents with less money

or

dead Silverhawk

???
i duno
I'm thinking about just putting something heavy in the trunk so my back tires get better traction.
sounds like 6th grade science :|
idk if that would work....

I lol'd. But yeah, are you sure it'll work? :P
Title: Re: OH GOD I CANT STOP AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Post by: Termanian_Knight on December 06, 2007, 03:36:52 PM
Quote from: Silverhawk79 on December 06, 2007, 03:31:17 PM
Quote from: Termanian_Knight on December 06, 2007, 03:30:27 PM
Quote from: Silverhawk79 on December 06, 2007, 03:25:25 PM
Quote from: Termanian_Knight on December 06, 2007, 03:24:07 PM
Get snow tires nao.

Oh wait, you'd probably have to drive to the store to buy them. =O
And they're hella expensive.

Which is better:

Silverhawk/Silverhawk's parents with less money

or

dead Silverhawk

???
i duno
I'm thinking about just putting something heavy in the trunk so my back tires get better traction.

Put a funeral casket, it'll be convenient.

The weight would be dominant in the back, which would hardly improve overall tire traction. The weight would have to be evenly distributed for it to be effective.
Title: Re: OH GOD I CANT STOP AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Post by: Silverhawk79 on December 06, 2007, 03:38:02 PM
Quote from: Termanian_Knight on December 06, 2007, 03:36:52 PM
Quote from: Silverhawk79 on December 06, 2007, 03:31:17 PM
Quote from: Termanian_Knight on December 06, 2007, 03:30:27 PM
Quote from: Silverhawk79 on December 06, 2007, 03:25:25 PM
Quote from: Termanian_Knight on December 06, 2007, 03:24:07 PM
Get snow tires nao.

Oh wait, you'd probably have to drive to the store to buy them. =O
And they're hella expensive.

Which is better:

Silverhawk/Silverhawk's parents with less money

or

dead Silverhawk

???
i duno
I'm thinking about just putting something heavy in the trunk so my back tires get better traction.

Put a funeral casket, it'll be convenient.

The weight would be dominant in the back, which would hardly improve overall tire traction. The weight would have to be evenly distributed for it to be effective.
But the engine makes it unbalanced in the front, so weight in the back would balance it out more.
Title: Re: OH GOD I CANT STOP AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Post by: Termanian_Knight on December 06, 2007, 03:40:25 PM
Quote from: Silverhawk79 on December 06, 2007, 03:38:02 PM
Quote from: Termanian_Knight on December 06, 2007, 03:36:52 PM
Quote from: Silverhawk79 on December 06, 2007, 03:31:17 PM
Quote from: Termanian_Knight on December 06, 2007, 03:30:27 PM
Quote from: Silverhawk79 on December 06, 2007, 03:25:25 PM
Quote from: Termanian_Knight on December 06, 2007, 03:24:07 PM
Get snow tires nao.

Oh wait, you'd probably have to drive to the store to buy them. =O
And they're hella expensive.

Which is better:

Silverhawk/Silverhawk's parents with less money

or

dead Silverhawk

???
i duno
I'm thinking about just putting something heavy in the trunk so my back tires get better traction.

Put a funeral casket, it'll be convenient.

The weight would be dominant in the back, which would hardly improve overall tire traction. The weight would have to be evenly distributed for it to be effective.
But the engine makes it unbalanced in the front, so weight in the back would balance it out more.

What's the heaviest thing you can fit in the back?
Title: Re: OH GOD I CANT STOP AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Post by: Silverhawk79 on December 06, 2007, 03:43:14 PM
Quote from: Termanian_Knight on December 06, 2007, 03:40:25 PM
Quote from: Silverhawk79 on December 06, 2007, 03:38:02 PM
Quote from: Termanian_Knight on December 06, 2007, 03:36:52 PM
Quote from: Silverhawk79 on December 06, 2007, 03:31:17 PM
Quote from: Termanian_Knight on December 06, 2007, 03:30:27 PM
Quote from: Silverhawk79 on December 06, 2007, 03:25:25 PM
Quote from: Termanian_Knight on December 06, 2007, 03:24:07 PM
Get snow tires nao.

Oh wait, you'd probably have to drive to the store to buy them. =O
And they're hella expensive.

Which is better:

Silverhawk/Silverhawk's parents with less money

or

dead Silverhawk

???
i duno
I'm thinking about just putting something heavy in the trunk so my back tires get better traction.

Put a funeral casket, it'll be convenient.

The weight would be dominant in the back, which would hardly improve overall tire traction. The weight would have to be evenly distributed for it to be effective.
But the engine makes it unbalanced in the front, so weight in the back would balance it out more.

What's the heaviest thing you can fit in the back?
Uhh...pretty much anything. My trunk is pretty big. Maybe a few sandbags or something.
Title: Re: OH GOD I CANT STOP AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Post by: Termanian_Knight on December 06, 2007, 03:46:35 PM
Quote from: Silverhawk79 on December 06, 2007, 03:43:14 PM
Quote from: Termanian_Knight on December 06, 2007, 03:40:25 PM
Quote from: Silverhawk79 on December 06, 2007, 03:38:02 PM
Quote from: Termanian_Knight on December 06, 2007, 03:36:52 PM
Quote from: Silverhawk79 on December 06, 2007, 03:31:17 PM
Quote from: Termanian_Knight on December 06, 2007, 03:30:27 PM
Quote from: Silverhawk79 on December 06, 2007, 03:25:25 PM
Quote from: Termanian_Knight on December 06, 2007, 03:24:07 PM
Get snow tires nao.

Oh wait, you'd probably have to drive to the store to buy them. =O
And they're hella expensive.

Which is better:

Silverhawk/Silverhawk's parents with less money

or

dead Silverhawk

???
i duno
I'm thinking about just putting something heavy in the trunk so my back tires get better traction.

Put a funeral casket, it'll be convenient.

The weight would be dominant in the back, which would hardly improve overall tire traction. The weight would have to be evenly distributed for it to be effective.
But the engine makes it unbalanced in the front, so weight in the back would balance it out more.

What's the heaviest thing you can fit in the back?
Uhh...pretty much anything. My trunk is pretty big. Maybe a few sandbags or something.

o, i c.

Next time you go out for a drive, I hope I won't see your imaginary twin sister posting on the board.  :-X
Title: Re: OH GOD I CANT STOP AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Post by: Silverhawk79 on December 06, 2007, 03:49:25 PM
Quote from: Termanian_Knight on December 06, 2007, 03:46:35 PM
Quote from: Silverhawk79 on December 06, 2007, 03:43:14 PM
Quote from: Termanian_Knight on December 06, 2007, 03:40:25 PM
Quote from: Silverhawk79 on December 06, 2007, 03:38:02 PM
Quote from: Termanian_Knight on December 06, 2007, 03:36:52 PM
Quote from: Silverhawk79 on December 06, 2007, 03:31:17 PM
Quote from: Termanian_Knight on December 06, 2007, 03:30:27 PM
Quote from: Silverhawk79 on December 06, 2007, 03:25:25 PM
Quote from: Termanian_Knight on December 06, 2007, 03:24:07 PM
Get snow tires nao.

Oh wait, you'd probably have to drive to the store to buy them. =O
And they're hella expensive.

Which is better:

Silverhawk/Silverhawk's parents with less money

or

dead Silverhawk

???
i duno
I'm thinking about just putting something heavy in the trunk so my back tires get better traction.

Put a funeral casket, it'll be convenient.

The weight would be dominant in the back, which would hardly improve overall tire traction. The weight would have to be evenly distributed for it to be effective.
But the engine makes it unbalanced in the front, so weight in the back would balance it out more.

What's the heaviest thing you can fit in the back?
Uhh...pretty much anything. My trunk is pretty big. Maybe a few sandbags or something.

o, i c.

Next time you go out for a drive, I hope I won't see your imaginary twin sister posting on the board.  :-X
Nah, I'm a good driver...I'm just not terribly accustomed to winter driving.
Title: Re: OH GOD I CANT STOP AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Post by: Jono2 on December 06, 2007, 03:53:50 PM
DRIVE SLOWER, NEWFAG.

or get winter tires.
Title: Re: OH GOD I CANT STOP AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Post by: Silverhawk79 on December 06, 2007, 03:56:50 PM
Quote from: Jono2 on December 06, 2007, 03:53:50 PM
DRIVE SLOWER, NEWFAG.

or get winter tires.
I was going 10. |:
Title: Re: OH GOD I CANT STOP AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Post by: Jono2 on December 06, 2007, 03:57:19 PM
Quote from: Silverhawk79 on December 06, 2007, 03:56:50 PM
Quote from: Jono2 on December 06, 2007, 03:53:50 PM
DRIVE SLOWER, NEWFAG.

or get winter tires.
I was going 10. |:

that's what they all say.

then the police radar gun says 60.
Title: Re: OH GOD I CANT STOP AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Post by: Silverhawk79 on December 06, 2007, 04:03:33 PM
Quote from: Jono2 on December 06, 2007, 03:57:19 PM
Quote from: Silverhawk79 on December 06, 2007, 03:56:50 PM
Quote from: Jono2 on December 06, 2007, 03:53:50 PM
DRIVE SLOWER, NEWFAG.

or get winter tires.
I was going 10. |:

that's what they all say.

then the police radar gun says 60.
dats cuz da police r racist against whiteys
fuk da police :|
Title: Re: OH GOD I CANT STOP AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Post by: Jono2 on December 06, 2007, 04:05:33 PM
Quote from: Silverhawk79 on December 06, 2007, 04:03:33 PM
Quote from: Jono2 on December 06, 2007, 03:57:19 PM
Quote from: Silverhawk79 on December 06, 2007, 03:56:50 PM
Quote from: Jono2 on December 06, 2007, 03:53:50 PM
DRIVE SLOWER, NEWFAG.

or get winter tires.
I was going 10. |:

that's what they all say.

then the police radar gun says 60.
dats cuz da police r racist against whiteys
fuk da police :|

im not white lulz. :|
Title: Re: OH GOD I CANT STOP AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Post by: Psycho_Ivan on December 06, 2007, 04:06:27 PM
Oh my god, you killed Kenny!
Title: Re: OH GOD I CANT STOP AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Post by: Termanian_Knight on December 06, 2007, 04:07:03 PM
Quote from: Jono2 on December 06, 2007, 04:05:33 PM
Quote from: Silverhawk79 on December 06, 2007, 04:03:33 PM
Quote from: Jono2 on December 06, 2007, 03:57:19 PM
Quote from: Silverhawk79 on December 06, 2007, 03:56:50 PM
Quote from: Jono2 on December 06, 2007, 03:53:50 PM
DRIVE SLOWER, NEWFAG.

or get winter tires.
I was going 10. |:

that's what they all say.

then the police radar gun says 60.
dats cuz da police r racist against whiteys
fuk da police :|

im not white lulz. :|

kwiet police man :|
Title: Re: OH GOD I CANT STOP AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Post by: Silverhawk79 on December 06, 2007, 04:14:14 PM
Quote from: Termanian_Knight on December 06, 2007, 04:07:03 PM
Quote from: Jono2 on December 06, 2007, 04:05:33 PM
Quote from: Silverhawk79 on December 06, 2007, 04:03:33 PM
Quote from: Jono2 on December 06, 2007, 03:57:19 PM
Quote from: Silverhawk79 on December 06, 2007, 03:56:50 PM
Quote from: Jono2 on December 06, 2007, 03:53:50 PM
DRIVE SLOWER, NEWFAG.

or get winter tires.
I was going 10. |:

that's what they all say.

then the police radar gun says 60.
dats cuz da police r racist against whiteys
fuk da police :|

im not white lulz. :|

kwiet police man :|
shi nig i aint no po-liceman.
Title: Re: OH GOD I CANT STOP AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Post by: Judas on December 06, 2007, 04:17:25 PM
Yeah, snow is annoying. My dad put me through this extreme defensive driving course before I got my license, though, so I'm well prepared for snow or ice. Well, also, I live in Minneapolis. :|

The only real trick is to hit the breaks and steer so you swing the end of the car rather than move the front.
Title: Re: OH GOD I CANT STOP AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Post by: Syncopathic on December 06, 2007, 04:45:23 PM
man i wish i had my license :(
Title: Re: OH GOD I CANT STOP AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Post by: WiiGuy on December 06, 2007, 04:53:29 PM
you sure are lucky :O
Title: Re: OH GOD I CANT STOP AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Post by: phatyo on December 06, 2007, 04:59:57 PM
I would poop 2 bricks.
Title: Re: OH GOD I CANT STOP AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Post by: Jono2 on December 06, 2007, 05:40:23 PM
Quote from: Silverhawk79 on December 06, 2007, 04:14:14 PM
Quote from: Termanian_Knight on December 06, 2007, 04:07:03 PM
Quote from: Jono2 on December 06, 2007, 04:05:33 PM
Quote from: Silverhawk79 on December 06, 2007, 04:03:33 PM
Quote from: Jono2 on December 06, 2007, 03:57:19 PM
Quote from: Silverhawk79 on December 06, 2007, 03:56:50 PM
Quote from: Jono2 on December 06, 2007, 03:53:50 PM
DRIVE SLOWER, NEWFAG.

or get winter tires.
I was going 10. |:

that's what they all say.

then the police radar gun says 60.
dats cuz da police r racist against whiteys
fuk da police :|

im not white lulz. :|

kwiet police man :|
shi nig i aint no po-liceman.

I ai no nig eiter, lulz. :|

manitoba driving = worse than minneapolis driving.  our roads are worse and smaller.
Title: Re: OH GOD I CANT STOP AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Post by: Syncopathic on December 06, 2007, 05:41:14 PM
Quote from: phatyo on December 06, 2007, 04:59:57 PM
I would poop 2 bricks.
i would poop 4 bricks
Title: Re: OH GOD I CANT STOP AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Post by: TheAnonymusElmo on December 06, 2007, 05:44:33 PM
At least you are safe  :)
Title: Re: OH GOD I CANT STOP AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Post by: L10 on December 06, 2007, 05:49:07 PM
Quote from: Ludwig3 on December 06, 2007, 05:41:14 PM
Quote from: phatyo on December 06, 2007, 04:59:57 PM
I would poop 2 bricks.
i would poop 4 bricks
I would poop 6 bricks, only cuz i haven't taken a poop in a while....brb
Title: Re: OH GOD I CANT STOP AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Post by: Syncopathic on December 06, 2007, 05:51:08 PM
Quote from: Lichig0 on December 06, 2007, 05:49:07 PM
Quote from: Ludwig3 on December 06, 2007, 05:41:14 PM
Quote from: phatyo on December 06, 2007, 04:59:57 PM
I would poop 2 bricks.
i would poop 4 bricks
I would poop 6 bricks, only cuz i haven't taken a poop in a while....brb
*grunts*
i would poop OVER 9000! bricks
Title: Re: OH GOD I CANT STOP AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Post by: Silverhawk79 on December 06, 2007, 06:06:21 PM
Enough poopting of bricks, plz.