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Generally Speaking => Power On => Topic started by: Judas on December 13, 2007, 04:30:17 PM

Title: OH SWEET JESUS YES
Post by: Judas on December 13, 2007, 04:30:17 PM
I was in the cafeteria getting lunch at school today, and while observing one of the beverage fridge things I notice hidden among the carbonated water and apple juice nothing other than Starbuck's DoubleShot espresso things. I jumped and threw out my arms in elation, dropping my Caesar salad, and when I returned to the Earth I jubilantly grabbed one of the delicious drinks and proceeded to the cash line.

"How long have you stocked these?!" I demanded of the cashier.
"A couple weeks, I think." WHAT? A COUPLE WEEKS? FOR MORE THAN THESE FEW MINUTES I HAVE BEEN NEGLECTED STARBUCKS PRODUCTS IN MY SCHOOL CAFETERIA? Outrageous.

I then explained in brief monologue how I deeply appreciated the addition of not only the espresso but also regular Starbucks canned iced coffee and something else I didn't notice the label of. A formal request for the continual stocking of these items was put in.

The reason I am pleased with the availability of coffee to the cafeteria menu is twofold: One, espresso is just one of my favorite flavors. I may be one of few people who enjoy coffee more because of the flavor than because of the caffeine benefit, which is the second reason. There hasn't been a day so far this year when I haven't slept through 50% of at least one of the two periods I have after lunch.

BUT NOW I WILL BE A SUPER-AWAKE THINKING MACHINE. And when I get home, I'll have to piss. A lot.

The sad part is that this is most likely a passing experiment, like popcorn, and curly fries (which occasional appearances), and Cinnamon Toast Crunch on the cereal rack. :( 
Title: Re: OH SWEET JESUS YES
Post by: Silverhawk79 on December 13, 2007, 04:32:57 PM
tl;dr
Actually, now that I think about it...I think we might have some of those too. Not sure. I rarely get anything besides the generic half-pint of chocolate milk. >_>
Title: Re: OH SWEET JESUS YES
Post by: Jono2 on December 13, 2007, 04:33:28 PM
1. lol, you had school today.

2. stock up on it while you can.  buy it all out.  then you can sell it off to students when you have extras on exam days.
Title: Re: OH SWEET JESUS YES
Post by: yes.derek on December 13, 2007, 04:35:50 PM
I'll pray that the Starbucks stays on the shelves into eternity.
Title: Re: OH SWEET JESUS YES
Post by: L10 on December 13, 2007, 04:36:30 PM
Quote from: Silverhawk79 on December 13, 2007, 04:32:57 PM
I rarely get anything besides the generic half-pint of chocolate milk. >_>
yup
Title: Re: OH SWEET JESUS YES
Post by: Judas on December 13, 2007, 04:40:50 PM
Quote from: Lichig0 on December 13, 2007, 04:36:30 PM
Quote from: Silverhawk79 on December 13, 2007, 04:32:57 PM
I rarely get anything besides the generic half-pint of chocolate milk. >_>
yup

When there's no Starbucks stuff, I get either a bottle of H2Oh! lime carbonated water (or regular if they're out), or 2 little cartons of 2% milk.
Title: Re: OH SWEET JESUS YES
Post by: Pixie on December 13, 2007, 04:42:00 PM
We just have soda and guava juice in my school. :(
Title: Re: OH SWEET JESUS YES
Post by: Syncopathic on December 13, 2007, 04:44:55 PM
lucky, all we have is water or milk
Title: Re: OH SWEET JESUS YES
Post by: Judas on December 13, 2007, 05:01:13 PM
Quote from: Pixie on December 13, 2007, 04:42:00 PM
We just have soda and guava juice in my school. :(

Up until this year we had several Coke machines. This year some federal mandate that affected my school prohibited them from carrying any non-diet pop, though, and diet pop is the worst thing ever, so I never drink it at school. Probably a good thing, because otherwise I'd drink like 4 cans of Coke every day.
Title: Re: OH SWEET JESUS YES
Post by: Jono2 on December 13, 2007, 05:02:11 PM
lol, United States of whatever.

we still have all of our pop machines here in canada. :P

diet pop is actually worse for you b/c of the aspartame.
Title: Re: OH SWEET JESUS YES
Post by: Judas on December 13, 2007, 05:08:27 PM
Quote from: Jono2 on December 13, 2007, 05:02:11 PM
lol, United States of whatever.

we still have all of our pop machines here in canada. :P

diet pop is actually worse for you b/c of the aspartame.

Yeah, but if they carried regular pop there are kids who would literally consume like 1000 calories daily just from pop.

At least diet has that horrible taste that tells you YOU SHOULDN'T BE DRINKING THIS.
Title: Re: OH SWEET JESUS YES
Post by: The Seventh on December 13, 2007, 05:09:05 PM
Lucky.  The best we get is either the Icy Cold to Go milk in regular chocolate and strawberry, the (new) 1/2 pint plastic bottle of milk (it looks like 1/3 of a pint) in regular chocolate and strawberry, gatorade (in several kinds), green tea (surprisingly good, actually), water, and Capri Sun juice pouches.

Also, please don't drink caffinated drinks frequently.  It's HORRIBLE for you and especially for your Kidneys.
Title: Re: OH SWEET JESUS YES
Post by: Jono2 on December 13, 2007, 05:10:29 PM
Quote from: Snorkel on December 13, 2007, 05:08:27 PM
Quote from: Jono2 on December 13, 2007, 05:02:11 PM
lol, United States of whatever.

we still have all of our pop machines here in canada. :P

diet pop is actually worse for you b/c of the aspartame.

Yeah, but if they carried regular pop there are kids who would literally consume like 1000 calories daily just from pop.

At least diet has that horrible taste that tells you YOU SHOULDN'T BE DRINKING THIS.

our school has very, very, VERY few obese kids, and we just stopped serving poutine this year.

if you don't know what poutine is, you don't deserve to know.  it's the greatest food ever.  One of the least healthy too.
Title: Re: OH SWEET JESUS YES
Post by: Tupin on December 13, 2007, 05:12:48 PM
Quote from: Jono2 on December 13, 2007, 05:10:29 PM
Quote from: Snorkel on December 13, 2007, 05:08:27 PM
Quote from: Jono2 on December 13, 2007, 05:02:11 PM
lol, United States of whatever.

we still have all of our pop machines here in canada. :P

diet pop is actually worse for you b/c of the aspartame.

Yeah, but if they carried regular pop there are kids who would literally consume like 1000 calories daily just from pop.

At least diet has that horrible taste that tells you YOU SHOULDN'T BE DRINKING THIS.

our school has very, very, VERY few obese kids, and we just stopped serving poutine this year.

if you don't know what poutine is, you don't deserve to know.  it's the greatest food ever.  One of the least healthy too.
French fries covered in gravy and smothered in cheese? Isn't that what it is?
Title: Re: OH SWEET JESUS YES
Post by: Jono2 on December 13, 2007, 05:15:00 PM
Quote from: Tuppyluver1 on December 13, 2007, 05:12:48 PM
Quote from: Jono2 on December 13, 2007, 05:10:29 PM
Quote from: Snorkel on December 13, 2007, 05:08:27 PM
Quote from: Jono2 on December 13, 2007, 05:02:11 PM
lol, United States of whatever.

we still have all of our pop machines here in canada. :P

diet pop is actually worse for you b/c of the aspartame.

Yeah, but if they carried regular pop there are kids who would literally consume like 1000 calories daily just from pop.

At least diet has that horrible taste that tells you YOU SHOULDN'T BE DRINKING THIS.

our school has very, very, VERY few obese kids, and we just stopped serving poutine this year.

if you don't know what poutine is, you don't deserve to know.  it's the greatest food ever.  One of the least healthy too.
French fries covered in gravy and smothered in cheese? Isn't that what it is?

yep.

best.

food.

ever.
Title: Re: OH SWEET JESUS YES
Post by: Pokesamrus on December 13, 2007, 05:18:29 PM
Starbucks is disgusting and what school sells coffee?
Title: Re: OH SWEET JESUS YES
Post by: Judas on December 13, 2007, 05:18:47 PM
Quote from: red7js on December 13, 2007, 05:09:05 PM
Lucky.  The best we get is either the Icy Cold to Go milk in regular chocolate and strawberry, the (new) 1/2 pint plastic bottle of milk (it looks like 1/3 of a pint) in regular chocolate and strawberry, gatorade (in several kinds), green tea (surprisingly good, actually), water, and Capri Sun juice pouches.

Also, please don't drink caffinated drinks frequently.  It's HORRIBLE for you and especially for your Kidneys.

Yeah, everyone has something different to say about benefits/detriments of caffeine.

Some say it helps short-term memory recall, some say it stunts growth, some say it prevents heart disease and Alzheimer's (which I'm not concerned about), some say it's bad for arteries.

I've researched the studies out of curiosity, and there's really no conclusive save for the official scientific stance that consuming less than 3 cups of regular drip-brewed coffee has no negative effects.
Title: Re: OH SWEET JESUS YES
Post by: OmegaPapyrus on December 13, 2007, 05:38:27 PM
Starbucks coffee is terrible IMO. The only coffee I will drink is Kona coffee straight from Hawaii. Luckily, I have a sister who lives in Hawaii who sends me coffee on a regular basis. I couldn't survive without my three cups of coffee a day, 'tis my favorite drink. :)
Title: Re: OH SWEET JESUS YES
Post by: Judas on December 13, 2007, 05:40:32 PM
Quote from: OmegaPapyrus on December 13, 2007, 05:38:27 PM
Starbucks coffee is terrible IMO. The only coffee I will drink is Kona coffee straight from Hawaii. Luckily, I have a sister who lives in Hawaii who sends me coffee on a regular basis. I couldn't survive without my three cups of coffee a day, 'tis my favorite drink. :)

It seems like opinions on Starbucks are either love or hate. I personally love the dark roasted flavor even above more premium coffees like Gevalia.
Title: Re: OH SWEET JESUS YES
Post by: Silverhawk79 on December 13, 2007, 06:12:13 PM
My school carries 7-Up pop.
I WISH THEY STILL HAD DNL. :(
You know, that "upside-down" 7-Up?
That was kinda fruity and awesome?
They had it freshman year, but it was gone by sophomore year. :'(
Title: Re: OH SWEET JESUS YES
Post by: Mystic on December 13, 2007, 06:33:09 PM
Cray-zee
Title: Re: OH SWEET JESUS YES
Post by: Linkman on December 13, 2007, 07:02:47 PM
Ok, While you drink coffe  i will settle for Chocolate milk...  :|
Title: Re: OH SWEET JESUS YES
Post by: Syncopathic on December 13, 2007, 07:04:37 PM
try drinking five cups of coffee at night, epic lulz will ensue.
Title: Re: OH SWEET JESUS YES
Post by: JMV on December 13, 2007, 07:38:05 PM
my school sells condoms
Title: Re: OH SWEET JESUS YES
Post by: Rius on December 13, 2007, 07:44:02 PM
I don't even use the vending machines at my school, even though there's a ton of good stuff in them. I just buy the daily salad, a cookie, and a cup of tea. I love tea. <3
Title: Re: OH SWEET JESUS YES
Post by: sleepin_dude_99 on December 13, 2007, 07:50:31 PM
Quote from: Snorkel on December 13, 2007, 05:08:27 PM
Quote from: Jono2 on December 13, 2007, 05:02:11 PM
lol, United States of whatever.

we still have all of our pop machines here in canada. :P

diet pop is actually worse for you b/c of the aspartame.

Yeah, but if they carried regular pop there are kids who would literally consume like 1000 calories daily just from pop.

At least diet has that horrible taste that tells you YOU SHOULDN'T BE DRINKING THIS.
Dude, I drink a Twelve Pack of Coke a week.

Not to mention the occasional 12 Pack of Snapple Apple.

I'm unhealthy :(
Title: Re: OH SWEET JESUS YES
Post by: Mystic on December 13, 2007, 08:17:50 PM
Quote from: JMV290 on December 13, 2007, 07:38:05 PM
my school sells condoms
Good to know. JMV Jrs...ew
Title: Re: OH SWEET JESUS YES
Post by: Ares300 on December 13, 2007, 08:21:14 PM
Weird Trivia: The Starbucks 'lady' is actually a Siren of greek mythology and the original logo had her topless. I learned that today from my friend.
Title: Re: OH SWEET JESUS YES
Post by: Syncopathic on December 13, 2007, 08:41:14 PM
Quote from: Kilroy on December 13, 2007, 07:50:31 PM
Quote from: Snorkel on December 13, 2007, 05:08:27 PM
Quote from: Jono2 on December 13, 2007, 05:02:11 PM
lol, United States of whatever.

we still have all of our pop machines here in canada. :P

diet pop is actually worse for you b/c of the aspartame.

Yeah, but if they carried regular pop there are kids who would literally consume like 1000 calories daily just from pop.

At least diet has that horrible taste that tells you YOU SHOULDN'T BE DRINKING THIS.
Dude, I drink a Twelve Pack of Coke a week.

Not to mention the occasional 12 Pack of Snapple Apple.

I'm unhealthy :(
dude, a twelve pack of coke lasts nothing here i drink it in 2 days no joke.
Title: Re: OH SWEET JESUS YES
Post by: bluaki on December 13, 2007, 10:51:43 PM
All my school has is milk, juice, and broken soda machines (and water fountains). The soda machines just eat your dollar half the time (the bottles cost exactly $1, no cans) and the other half, the drinks are at room temperature and not cooled at all. The juice sucks, they have such strange kinds.
Title: Re: OH SWEET JESUS YES
Post by: えっちーせんぱい on December 13, 2007, 10:56:20 PM
Eww, Starbucks.
Title: Re: OH SWEET JESUS YES
Post by: Silverhawk79 on December 14, 2007, 09:10:19 AM
And for what it's worth, the only Starbucks coffee I really like is the White Chocolate Mocha. :P