Hello, and welcome to an all new fanfic, one that will destroy its competition, and reighn surpreme above all fanfics on Nsider.net (ryan, this is WAR!) I have never done a REAL fanfic before, so tell me if its goo or bad, and this will be more like my interviewes where they happen in random order, instead of chapters...so chaper 1 starts SOON!!
Quote from: thunderhero4 on December 14, 2007, 08:30:30 PM
Hello, and welcome to an all new fanfic, one that will destroy its competition, and reighn surpreme above all fanfics on Nsider.net (ryan, chris this is WAR!) I have never done a REAL fanfic before, so tell me if its goo or bad, and this will be more like my interviewes where they happen in random order, instead of chapters...so chaper 1 starts SOON!!
Ahem.
YOUR ON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
good luck. ;)
looking forward to new chapter. :)
Chapter 1, The prolouge of ultimate DOOM!
Lets begin...one day in the smash bros. world...
Mario: So who are you anyway??
Sakurai: Im the guy whos gonna fire your ass if you dont get into the new smash bros game!
Mario: Or, so youre boss...ok fine!!
*Mario leaves*
END OF CHAPETER!
Just kidding...
Mario just got his permission to be in the new smash bros. game! I wonder what will happen when I screw with it a little bit...
This is the prolouge...
pretty short huh, well dont worry, it gets longer and better... ;)
END OF CHAPETER!! FOR REAL!!
Very good, reminds me of...........MY FAN FICTION! Good job!
Quote from: wiiboychris on December 14, 2007, 08:36:14 PM
Very good, reminds me of...........MY FAN FICTION! Good job!
Its also like my interviewes, we are very alike in that way...and the real chapter 1 will be up soon... ;)
Quote from: thunderhero4 on December 14, 2007, 08:37:05 PM
Quote from: wiiboychris on December 14, 2007, 08:36:14 PM
Very good, reminds me of...........MY FAN FICTION! Good job!
Its also like my interviewes, we are very alike in that way...and the real chapter 1 will be up soon... ;)
When?
good job Brandon.
You should make the chaps a bit longer. ;)
but otherwise keep it up! :)
Quote from: Triforceman22 on December 14, 2007, 08:37:55 PM
good job Brandon.
You should make the chaps a bit longer. ;)
but otherwise keep it up! :)
And daily post them........not like Ryan though.
Quote from: wiiboychris on December 14, 2007, 08:40:06 PM
Quote from: Triforceman22 on December 14, 2007, 08:37:55 PM
good job Brandon.
You should make the chaps a bit longer. ;)
but otherwise keep it up! :)
And daily post them........not like Ryan though.
PSSHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
My chapters are long!
Besides I got another billion things I need to update everyday. >_<
:P
Quote from: Triforceman22 on December 14, 2007, 08:41:07 PM
Quote from: wiiboychris on December 14, 2007, 08:40:06 PM
Quote from: Triforceman22 on December 14, 2007, 08:37:55 PM
good job Brandon.
You should make the chaps a bit longer. ;)
but otherwise keep it up! :)
And daily post them........not like Ryan though.
PSSHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
My chapters are long!
Besides I got another billion things I need to update everyday. >_<
:P
See my chapters, those are longer.
Quote from: wiiboychris on December 14, 2007, 08:44:07 PM
Quote from: Triforceman22 on December 14, 2007, 08:41:07 PM
Quote from: wiiboychris on December 14, 2007, 08:40:06 PM
Quote from: Triforceman22 on December 14, 2007, 08:37:55 PM
good job Brandon.
You should make the chaps a bit longer. ;)
but otherwise keep it up! :)
And daily post them........not like Ryan though.
PSSHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
My chapters are long!
Besides I got another billion things I need to update everyday. >_<
:P
See my chapters, those are longer.
yeah, but I got my dedications, my trivia, my predict the update, and many more to update.
I just havn't had the time this week.
New chap will be up tomorrow. :)
The Real Chapter 1!: What happened when I screwed with the world...in high definition HD!
Ok, so where was I, oh yeah...Mario was about to enter the smash bros. world...for the 3rd time...
SURPRISE SURPRISE! So yeah...heres when my first trick comes in:
Mario: doodeedoodee....
Brandon (thats right, im here...) : hello, im selling tickets to the new smash bros. tournament, wanna buy some?
Mario: Sorry kid, but im in it...try selling those somewhere else...
Brandon: ok...
Phase 1 was complete, he knows I exist, now for the fun part... ::)
Brandon: Hey mario!
Mario: yeah?
Brandon: Lets see how you fare against these guys then!
Mario: what!?
About 100,000 cruel melee wire frames appear out of nowhere...dontcha just love action replay! ;)
Mario : MAMMA MIA!!
Mario is pwned...
Well, now that hes out of the way, lets start this sucker...
thats right, mario is not going to be here, got a problem, go to my atourney...
Lets replace mario with somebody else shall we? hmmm.... THE GRINCH!
Grinch: doodeedoodeedoo.....
Brandon: Hi would you like to buy some tickets to the smash bros. tournament?
Grinch: Nope, im in it...
Brandon: Wanna die?
Grinch: ........no.......
Brandon: Then I suggest you buy one...
Grinch: FINE HERE!
he buys one, the fool....
Brandon: Buy another...
Grinch: WHAT! NO!
Brandon: You wanna die?
Grinch: err, fine, here!
he buys another...
(1 hour later)
Grinch: OK IVE BOUGHT ALL OF YOUR TICKETS, A BLADE OF GRASS, MYSELF, AND A TERRIBLE CHER ALBUM!! WHAT ELSE COULD I POSSIBLY BUY!
he turns around, an im gone....what a sucker...
Grinch: Well....I guess ill keep going then...
Now that you have seen a demonstration of my powers...wait till the next chapter, where I will comepletely turn the place into a nut-house....and they will also be longer...
Umm, Ill bet you expect me to say something like from dragonball z right? Too BAD! Instead I will do it this way:
On the next episode, something will happen....
END OF CHAPTER!!
dont worry, chapter 2 will get longer...and stay around that length...
Marine hates suspence..........wait, I forgot her in my fan fic!
Quote from: wiiboychris on December 14, 2007, 08:53:47 PM
Marine hates suspence..........wait, I forgot her in my fan fic!
joe mama hates suspense! ooooo >.> own'd...
These are good!
Then I shall! tomorrow! ;D
Quote from: thunderhero4 on December 14, 2007, 10:03:05 PM
Then I shall! tomorrow! ;D
Daily chapters rocks, that is why I post my chapters daily.
Awesome!
I laughed. :D
You know what?
To keep my many fans happy, I will come out with rise of the emmisary chapters each day! :)
Quote from: Triforceman22 on December 14, 2007, 10:08:09 PM
Awesome!
I laughed. :D
You know what?
To keep my many fans happy, I will come out with rise of the emmisary chapters each day! :)
thanks, its always good when you get a laugh from mr. smash board himself! ;)
Quote from: Triforceman22 on December 14, 2007, 10:08:09 PM
Awesome!
I laughed. :D
You know what?
To keep my many fans happy, I will come out with rise of the emmisary chapters each day! :)
I would do that, but I am busy.
Quote from: thunderhero4 on December 14, 2007, 10:09:21 PM
Quote from: Triforceman22 on December 14, 2007, 10:08:09 PM
Awesome!
I laughed. :D
You know what?
To keep my many fans happy, I will come out with rise of the emmisary chapters each day! :)
thanks, its always good when you get a laugh from mr. smash board himself! ;)
Wait, did you just call me "Mr. Smash board?" :D
Quote from: Triforceman22 on December 14, 2007, 10:12:03 PM
Quote from: thunderhero4 on December 14, 2007, 10:09:21 PM
Quote from: Triforceman22 on December 14, 2007, 10:08:09 PM
Awesome!
I laughed. :D
You know what?
To keep my many fans happy, I will come out with rise of the emmisary chapters each day! :)
thanks, its always good when you get a laugh from mr. smash the shoe eater himself! ;)
Wait, did you just call me "Mr. Smash board?" :D
Did you even read the quote? He quite clearly revived an old nickname.
Quote from: Triforce_Luigi on December 14, 2007, 10:14:05 PM
Quote from: Triforceman22 on December 14, 2007, 10:12:03 PM
Quote from: thunderhero4 on December 14, 2007, 10:09:21 PM
Quote from: Triforceman22 on December 14, 2007, 10:08:09 PM
Awesome!
I laughed. :D
You know what?
To keep my many fans happy, I will come out with rise of the emmisary chapters each day! :)
thanks, its always good when you get a laugh from mr. smash the shoe eater himself! ;)
Wait, did you just call me "Mr. Smash board?" :D
Did you even read the quote? He quite clearly revived an old nickname.
yah! ;D
Quote from: thunderhero4 on December 14, 2007, 10:14:54 PM
Quote from: Triforce_Luigi on December 14, 2007, 10:14:05 PM
Quote from: Triforceman22 on December 14, 2007, 10:12:03 PM
Quote from: thunderhero4 on December 14, 2007, 10:09:21 PM
Quote from: Triforceman22 on December 14, 2007, 10:08:09 PM
Awesome!
I laughed. :D
You know what?
To keep my many fans happy, I will come out with rise of the emmisary chapters each day! :)
thanks, its always good when you get a laugh from mr. smash the shoe eater himself! ;)
Wait, did you just call me "Mr. Smash board?" :D
Did you even read the quote? He quite clearly revived an old nickname.
yah! ;D
*twitch*
Quote from: Triforceman22 on December 14, 2007, 10:16:17 PM
Quote from: thunderhero4 on December 14, 2007, 10:14:54 PM
Quote from: Triforce_Luigi on December 14, 2007, 10:14:05 PM
Quote from: Triforceman22 on December 14, 2007, 10:12:03 PM
Quote from: thunderhero4 on December 14, 2007, 10:09:21 PM
Quote from: Triforceman22 on December 14, 2007, 10:08:09 PM
Awesome!
I laughed. :D
You know what?
To keep my many fans happy, I will come out with rise of the emmisary chapters each day! :)
thanks, its always good when you get a laugh from mr. smash the shoe eater himself! ;)
Wait, did you just call me "Mr. Smash board?" :D
Did you even read the quote? He quite clearly revived an old nickname.
yah! ;D
*twitch*
Um... You need your medication... *takes out giant syringe* It's nappy time...
Quote from: Triforce_Luigi on December 14, 2007, 10:17:19 PM
Quote from: Triforceman22 on December 14, 2007, 10:16:17 PM
Quote from: thunderhero4 on December 14, 2007, 10:14:54 PM
Quote from: Triforce_Luigi on December 14, 2007, 10:14:05 PM
Quote from: Triforceman22 on December 14, 2007, 10:12:03 PM
Quote from: thunderhero4 on December 14, 2007, 10:09:21 PM
Quote from: Triforceman22 on December 14, 2007, 10:08:09 PM
Awesome!
I laughed. :D
You know what?
To keep my many fans happy, I will come out with rise of the emmisary chapters each day! :)
thanks, its always good when you get a laugh from mr. smash the shoe eater himself! ;)
Wait, did you just call me "Mr. Smash board?" :D
Did you even read the quote? He quite clearly revived an old nickname.
yah! ;D
*twitch*
Um... You need your medication... *takes out giant syringe* It's nappy time...
btw, you shouldn't call me shoe eater, since i never ate the shoe. ;D
*runs away from syringe while twitching frequentley*
dont worry about spamming, this is a fanfic thread, and its easier to find than interviews so go ahead, btw...
Quote from: Triforceman22 on December 14, 2007, 10:20:23 PM
Quote from: Triforce_Luigi on December 14, 2007, 10:17:19 PM
Quote from: Triforceman22 on December 14, 2007, 10:16:17 PM
Quote from: thunderhero4 on December 14, 2007, 10:14:54 PM
Quote from: Triforce_Luigi on December 14, 2007, 10:14:05 PM
Quote from: Triforceman22 on December 14, 2007, 10:12:03 PM
Quote from: thunderhero4 on December 14, 2007, 10:09:21 PM
Quote from: Triforceman22 on December 14, 2007, 10:08:09 PM
Awesome!
I laughed. :D
You know what?
To keep my many fans happy, I will come out with rise of the emmisary chapters each day! :)
thanks, its always good when you get a laugh from mr. smash the shoe eater himself! ;)
Wait, did you just call me "Mr. Smash board?" :D
Did you even read the quote? He quite clearly revived an old nickname.
yah! ;D
*twitch*
Um... You need your medication... *takes out giant syringe* It's nappy time...
btw, you shouldn't call me shoe eater, since i never ate the shoe. ;D
*runs away from syringe while twitching frequentley*
*throws syringe like javelin.... Misses and accidentally destroys Ryan's computer, cat, Wii, and copy of Melee...*
Um... Oops...
Quote from: Triforce_Luigi on December 14, 2007, 10:22:25 PM
Quote from: Triforceman22 on December 14, 2007, 10:20:23 PM
Quote from: Triforce_Luigi on December 14, 2007, 10:17:19 PM
Quote from: Triforceman22 on December 14, 2007, 10:16:17 PM
Quote from: thunderhero4 on December 14, 2007, 10:14:54 PM
Quote from: Triforce_Luigi on December 14, 2007, 10:14:05 PM
Quote from: Triforceman22 on December 14, 2007, 10:12:03 PM
Quote from: thunderhero4 on December 14, 2007, 10:09:21 PM
Quote from: Triforceman22 on December 14, 2007, 10:08:09 PM
Awesome!
I laughed. :D
You know what?
To keep my many fans happy, I will come out with rise of the emmisary chapters each day! :)
thanks, its always good when you get a laugh from mr. smash the shoe eater himself! ;)
Wait, did you just call me "Mr. Smash board?" :D
Did you even read the quote? He quite clearly revived an old nickname.
yah! ;D
*twitch*
Um... You need your medication... *takes out giant syringe* It's nappy time...
btw, you shouldn't call me shoe eater, since i never ate the shoe. ;D
*runs away from syringe while twitching frequentley*
*throws syringe like javelin.... Misses and accidentally destroys Ryan's computer, cat, Wii, and copy of Melee...*
Um... Oops...
NO NOT KIRBY!!!!! :(
(Name of my cat)
Quote from: Triforceman22 on December 14, 2007, 10:27:44 PM
Quote from: Triforce_Luigi on December 14, 2007, 10:22:25 PM
Quote from: Triforceman22 on December 14, 2007, 10:20:23 PM
Quote from: Triforce_Luigi on December 14, 2007, 10:17:19 PM
Quote from: Triforceman22 on December 14, 2007, 10:16:17 PM
Quote from: thunderhero4 on December 14, 2007, 10:14:54 PM
Quote from: Triforce_Luigi on December 14, 2007, 10:14:05 PM
Quote from: Triforceman22 on December 14, 2007, 10:12:03 PM
Quote from: thunderhero4 on December 14, 2007, 10:09:21 PM
Quote from: Triforceman22 on December 14, 2007, 10:08:09 PM
Awesome!
I laughed. :D
You know what?
To keep my many fans happy, I will come out with rise of the emmisary chapters each day! :)
thanks, its always good when you get a laugh from mr. smash the shoe eater himself! ;)
Wait, did you just call me "Mr. Smash board?" :D
Did you even read the quote? He quite clearly revived an old nickname.
yah! ;D
*twitch*
Um... You need your medication... *takes out giant syringe* It's nappy time...
btw, you shouldn't call me shoe eater, since i never ate the shoe. ;D
*runs away from syringe while twitching frequentley*
*throws syringe like javelin.... Misses and accidentally destroys Ryan's computer, cat, Wii, and copy of Melee...*
Um... Oops...
NO NOT KIRBY!!!!! :(
(Name of my cat)
I didn't even know you had a cat... I needed something to break... SO I said "cat."
Quote from: Triforce_Luigi on December 14, 2007, 10:29:26 PM
Quote from: Triforceman22 on December 14, 2007, 10:27:44 PM
Quote from: Triforce_Luigi on December 14, 2007, 10:22:25 PM
Quote from: Triforceman22 on December 14, 2007, 10:20:23 PM
Quote from: Triforce_Luigi on December 14, 2007, 10:17:19 PM
Quote from: Triforceman22 on December 14, 2007, 10:16:17 PM
Quote from: thunderhero4 on December 14, 2007, 10:14:54 PM
Quote from: Triforce_Luigi on December 14, 2007, 10:14:05 PM
Quote from: Triforceman22 on December 14, 2007, 10:12:03 PM
Quote from: thunderhero4 on December 14, 2007, 10:09:21 PM
Quote from: Triforceman22 on December 14, 2007, 10:08:09 PM
Awesome!
I laughed. :D
You know what?
To keep my many fans happy, I will come out with rise of the emmisary chapters each day! :)
thanks, its always good when you get a laugh from mr. smash the shoe eater himself! ;)
Wait, did you just call me "Mr. Smash board?" :D
Did you even read the quote? He quite clearly revived an old nickname.
yah! ;D
*twitch*
Um... You need your medication... *takes out giant syringe* It's nappy time...
btw, you shouldn't call me shoe eater, since i never ate the shoe. ;D
*runs away from syringe while twitching frequentley*
*throws syringe like javelin.... Misses and accidentally destroys Ryan's computer, cat, Wii, and copy of Melee...*
Um... Oops...
NO NOT KIRBY!!!!! :(
(Name of my cat)
I didn't even know you had a cat... I needed something to break... SO I said "cat."
wow, another wierd moment tonight. :P
Quote from: Triforceman22 on December 14, 2007, 10:30:16 PM
Quote from: Triforce_Luigi on December 14, 2007, 10:29:26 PM
Quote from: Triforceman22 on December 14, 2007, 10:27:44 PM
Quote from: Triforce_Luigi on December 14, 2007, 10:22:25 PM
Quote from: Triforceman22 on December 14, 2007, 10:20:23 PM
Quote from: Triforce_Luigi on December 14, 2007, 10:17:19 PM
Quote from: Triforceman22 on December 14, 2007, 10:16:17 PM
Quote from: thunderhero4 on December 14, 2007, 10:14:54 PM
Quote from: Triforce_Luigi on December 14, 2007, 10:14:05 PM
Quote from: Triforceman22 on December 14, 2007, 10:12:03 PM
Quote from: thunderhero4 on December 14, 2007, 10:09:21 PM
Quote from: Triforceman22 on December 14, 2007, 10:08:09 PM
Awesome!
I laughed. :D
You know what?
To keep my many fans happy, I will come out with rise of the emmisary chapters each day! :)
thanks, its always good when you get a laugh from mr. smash the shoe eater himself! ;)
Wait, did you just call me "Mr. Smash board?" :D
Did you even read the quote? He quite clearly revived an old nickname.
yah! ;D
*twitch*
Um... You need your medication... *takes out giant syringe* It's nappy time...
btw, you shouldn't call me shoe eater, since i never ate the shoe. ;D
*runs away from syringe while twitching frequentley*
*throws syringe like javelin.... Misses and accidentally destroys Ryan's computer, cat, Wii, and copy of Melee...*
Um... Oops...
NO NOT KIRBY!!!!! :(
(Name of my cat)
I didn't even know you had a cat... I needed something to break... SO I said "cat."
wow, another wierd moment tonight. :P
Indeed...
Quote from: Triforce_Luigi on December 14, 2007, 10:30:54 PM
Quote from: Triforceman22 on December 14, 2007, 10:30:16 PM
Quote from: Triforce_Luigi on December 14, 2007, 10:29:26 PM
Quote from: Triforceman22 on December 14, 2007, 10:27:44 PM
Quote from: Triforce_Luigi on December 14, 2007, 10:22:25 PM
Quote from: Triforceman22 on December 14, 2007, 10:20:23 PM
Quote from: Triforce_Luigi on December 14, 2007, 10:17:19 PM
Quote from: Triforceman22 on December 14, 2007, 10:16:17 PM
Quote from: thunderhero4 on December 14, 2007, 10:14:54 PM
Quote from: Triforce_Luigi on December 14, 2007, 10:14:05 PM
Quote from: Triforceman22 on December 14, 2007, 10:12:03 PM
Quote from: thunderhero4 on December 14, 2007, 10:09:21 PM
Quote from: Triforceman22 on December 14, 2007, 10:08:09 PM
Awesome!
I laughed. :D
You know what?
To keep my many fans happy, I will come out with rise of the emmisary chapters each day! :)
thanks, its always good when you get a laugh from mr. smash the shoe eater himself! ;)
Wait, did you just call me "Mr. Smash board?" :D
Did you even read the quote? He quite clearly revived an old nickname.
yah! ;D
*twitch*
Um... You need your medication... *takes out giant syringe* It's nappy time...
btw, you shouldn't call me shoe eater, since i never ate the shoe. ;D
*runs away from syringe while twitching frequentley*
*throws syringe like javelin.... Misses and accidentally destroys Ryan's computer, cat, Wii, and copy of Melee...*
Um... Oops...
NO NOT KIRBY!!!!! :(
(Name of my cat)
I didn't even know you had a cat... I needed something to break... SO I said "cat."
wow, another wierd moment tonight. :P
Indeed...
yup....
Lets see what fan fiction is better!
Quote from: wiiboychris on December 14, 2007, 10:36:55 PM
Lets see what fan fiction is better!
another contest? But I just started!
When is the next chapter?
I start next chapter now!
Quote from: wiiboychris on December 15, 2007, 09:21:12 PM
Quote from: RedSox on December 15, 2007, 09:20:09 PM
Quote from: wiiboychris on December 15, 2007, 09:17:23 PM
Quote from: RedSox on December 15, 2007, 09:16:02 PM
Quote from: thunderhero4 on December 15, 2007, 09:14:31 PM
I start next chapter now!
Finally! I've been waiting! :P
I wonder what his crazy mind will have now.
Who knows?
70% it has something to do with Vector.
95% ::)
Quote from: RedSox on December 15, 2007, 09:22:11 PM
Quote from: wiiboychris on December 15, 2007, 09:21:12 PM
Quote from: RedSox on December 15, 2007, 09:20:09 PM
Quote from: wiiboychris on December 15, 2007, 09:17:23 PM
Quote from: RedSox on December 15, 2007, 09:16:02 PM
Quote from: thunderhero4 on December 15, 2007, 09:14:31 PM
I start next chapter now!
Finally! I've been waiting! :P
I wonder what his crazy mind will have now.
Who knows?
70% it has something to do with Vector.
95% ::)
Why we even bother? 99.9%.
Quote from: wiiboychris on December 15, 2007, 09:23:43 PM
Quote from: RedSox on December 15, 2007, 09:22:11 PM
Quote from: wiiboychris on December 15, 2007, 09:21:12 PM
Quote from: RedSox on December 15, 2007, 09:20:09 PM
Quote from: wiiboychris on December 15, 2007, 09:17:23 PM
Quote from: RedSox on December 15, 2007, 09:16:02 PM
Quote from: thunderhero4 on December 15, 2007, 09:14:31 PM
I start next chapter now!
Finally! I've been waiting! :P
I wonder what his crazy mind will have now.
Who knows?
70% it has something to do with Vector.
95% ::)
Why we even bother? 99.9%.
102%!
Quote from: RedSox on December 15, 2007, 09:24:52 PM
Quote from: wiiboychris on December 15, 2007, 09:23:43 PM
Quote from: RedSox on December 15, 2007, 09:22:11 PM
Quote from: wiiboychris on December 15, 2007, 09:21:12 PM
Quote from: RedSox on December 15, 2007, 09:20:09 PM
Quote from: wiiboychris on December 15, 2007, 09:17:23 PM
Quote from: RedSox on December 15, 2007, 09:16:02 PM
Quote from: thunderhero4 on December 15, 2007, 09:14:31 PM
I start next chapter now!
Finally! I've been waiting! :P
I wonder what his crazy mind will have now.
Who knows?
70% it has something to do with Vector.
95% ::)
Why we even bother? 99.9%.
102%!
Wait, that's way too much.
Quote from: wiiboychris on December 15, 2007, 09:27:58 PM
Quote from: RedSox on December 15, 2007, 09:24:52 PM
Quote from: wiiboychris on December 15, 2007, 09:23:43 PM
Quote from: RedSox on December 15, 2007, 09:22:11 PM
Quote from: wiiboychris on December 15, 2007, 09:21:12 PM
Quote from: RedSox on December 15, 2007, 09:20:09 PM
Quote from: wiiboychris on December 15, 2007, 09:17:23 PM
Quote from: RedSox on December 15, 2007, 09:16:02 PM
Quote from: thunderhero4 on December 15, 2007, 09:14:31 PM
I start next chapter now!
Finally! I've been waiting! :P
I wonder what his crazy mind will have now.
Who knows?
70% it has something to do with Vector.
95% ::)
Why we even bother? 99.9%.
102%!
Wait, that's way too much.
But Vector is awesome.
Chapter 2: How the grinch stole our christmas... :(
Ok, lets see, next chapter, right....where did we leave off? OH YEAH! it was when i scored the moolah off some poor green sucker, and the grinch became a newcomer in ssbb (replacing mario, who mysteriously disapeared ::))
Our story continues, this time we will all know the true reason of ssbb's delay!
ENJOY, OR BE SQUARE! ;)
Grinch: I think this is the place...
The Grinch reaches Sora LTD....the palce where ssbb is developed...cept I turned it pink cuz im awesome!
He opens the doors and enters...
Grinch: Hello? Anybody here?
All the workers peek out of their offices in confusion...THEY DONT SPEAK ENGLISH! :D
A guy: ????
*sigh* must I do everything to make this story readable?! Fine, ill give them english speech, quit whining! :P
A guy: Hello?
Grinch: Who are you?
A guy: I dunno, were held slave here to make awesome games...I was never told my name...
Grinch: I pity you...
He walks through the building until he reaches Sakurai's office...
Sakurai: And you are?
Grinch: Im the grinch....im here because im in ssbb....
Sakurai: No, your not...
Grinch: IM NOT!?
*camera freezes*
Whoa whoa whoa! Whos this Sakurai guy anyway?! He has no right saying that, it ruins the story...
WE NEED A REPLACEMENT PLEASE!
......*cricket noise*
oh yeah, i forgot im writing this story....ill do it...
So sakurai disappears, and i take his place, so i will be the creator of ssbb in this story! Got a problem? go to our complaint box....we'll check it some day....
Brandon: Ahem, I mean of course your in ssbb....how could I have forgot you?
Grinch: You look vaguely familiar all of the sudden...i feel as if i need to beat you senseless...
Brandon: You must be confused with Lucas, he rips people off on highways...
Lucas then enters, because i made him, its my story after all... :P
Grich: SO IT WAS YOU!!
Lucas: WHA!?
*Grinch beats him senseless....*
Lucas: OMG! Im telling mommy!
he bolts, the fool....
Brandon: But i still havent added you to the game yet...
Grinch: Why not!?
Brandon: Err....cuz you are most important, I save the best for last...
Grinch: Ah, yes good...
Brandon: But it will take a bit more time to produce the game, i will now release it Feb. 10th....
Grinch: As long as im in it...
Brandon: Exactly!
So you get the point, i postponed the game to let the grinch be in...the same move that sakurai pulled....fact....
Oh by the way, here comes an interesting plot twist:
Grinch: Thanks, tell me when its finished...
Brandon: Righto!
As he walks out, a creature blocks him....
Voltimort: Excuse me sir, i believe i was invited into a fancy video game?
Brandon: Yes, Mr. Dark Lord, you will be in...
Voltimort: Excellent boy...i shall see you on its release...
Brandon: Right...
The grinch and voltimort leave, and marks the end of this chapter, sorry it wasnt very actiony...but im saving that stuff for chapter 4 and up, when the tournament starts, so look forward to that...
What will happen next in the series? The answer: Something....
Until then, keep singing the blues clues theme song to keep your mind busy...see ya!
END OF CHAPTER!!
So THAT'S why it was delayed.
Totally random, like my fan ficton, I like it, keep them coming!
Quote from: RedSox on December 15, 2007, 09:58:30 PM
Quote from: thunderhero4 on December 15, 2007, 09:47:42 PM
Quote from: RedSox on December 15, 2007, 09:46:26 PM
Quote from: thunderhero4 on December 15, 2007, 09:41:23 PM
Quote from: Tuppyluver1 on December 15, 2007, 09:39:24 PM
So THAT'S why it was delayed.
fact.... ;)
I thought the reason was because Sakurai liked to torture people.
fact #2, i was waiting for somebody to catch that...
fact #3 I knew you would say that. ;)
so ummm....thought on chapter?
was it worse, better, funny, not funny?
Quote from: thunderhero4 on December 15, 2007, 10:03:41 PM
Quote from: RedSox on December 15, 2007, 09:58:30 PM
Quote from: thunderhero4 on December 15, 2007, 09:47:42 PM
Quote from: RedSox on December 15, 2007, 09:46:26 PM
Quote from: thunderhero4 on December 15, 2007, 09:41:23 PM
Quote from: Tuppyluver1 on December 15, 2007, 09:39:24 PM
So THAT'S why it was delayed.
fact.... ;)
I thought the reason was because Sakurai liked to torture people.
fact #2, i was waiting for somebody to catch that...
fact #3 I knew you would say that. ;)
so ummm....thought on chapter?
was it worse, better, funny, not funny?
Funny/better.
Quote from: RedSox on December 15, 2007, 10:05:12 PM
Quote from: thunderhero4 on December 15, 2007, 10:03:41 PM
Quote from: RedSox on December 15, 2007, 09:58:30 PM
Quote from: thunderhero4 on December 15, 2007, 09:47:42 PM
Quote from: RedSox on December 15, 2007, 09:46:26 PM
Quote from: thunderhero4 on December 15, 2007, 09:41:23 PM
Quote from: Tuppyluver1 on December 15, 2007, 09:39:24 PM
So THAT'S why it was delayed.
fact.... ;)
I thought the reason was because Sakurai liked to torture people.
fact #2, i was waiting for somebody to catch that...
fact #3 I knew you would say that. ;)
so ummm....thought on chapter?
was it worse, better, funny, not funny?
Funny/better.
Chris: I agree.
Klonoa: Me too.
Charmy: Me too.
Lucas: Me too.
Colette: Me too.
Cream: Me too.
Kirby: Me too.
Tails: Me too.
Ness: Me too.
Genis: Me too.
excellent, that tells me im doing better :)
Quote from: thunderhero4 on December 15, 2007, 10:13:24 PM
excellent, that tells me im doing better :)
DIDN'T YOU UNDERSTAND THE ME TOO?!
I agree with Chris... It must be the end of the world.
Quote from: Triforce_Luigi on December 16, 2007, 01:01:27 AM
I agree with Chris... It must be the end of the world.
What? Oh, sorry, I need to see FFVlll on Youtube, after that, I need to catch some Z's.
Very well. Good night.
The king has returned... Right when we think we are safe...
Quote from: Triforce_Luigi on December 16, 2007, 01:09:42 AM
The king has returned... Right when we think we are safe...
Wha?
Never ask questions, Brandon. The more you know, the harder your heart will become, until it is harder than diamond. Then your emotion will be stripped away, your very soul extracted, as you breath the evil air of the Tree of Logic, also called the Tree of Logos. And in those final moments of wholeness, the power of Indifference shall overcome you, and your feeling, all emotion will be gone.
Quote from: Triforce_Luigi on December 16, 2007, 01:16:15 AM
Never ask questions, Brandon. The more you know, the harder your heart will become, until it is harder than diamond. Then your emotion will be stripped away, your very soul extracted, as you breath the evil air of the Tree of Logic, also called the Tree of Logos. And in those final moments of wholeness, the power of Indifference shall overcome you, and your feeling, all emotion will be gone.
I wanna sell my heart on Ebay, if it;s as hard as a diamond! :P
this really funny.
Keep it up! :)
Quote from: Triforceman22 on December 16, 2007, 06:03:23 AM
Quote from: Triforce_Luigi on December 16, 2007, 01:16:15 AM
Never ask questions, Brandon. The more you know, the harder your heart will become, until it is harder than diamond. Then your emotion will be stripped away, your very soul extracted, as you breath the evil air of the Tree of Logic, also called the Tree of Logos. And in those final moments of wholeness, the power of Indifference shall overcome you, and your feeling, all emotion will be gone.
I wanna sell my heart on Ebay, if it;s as hard as a diamond! :P
this really funny.
Keep it up! :)
Agreed. i can see it now, "Highest bid $10,000,000." :P
Quote from: RedSox on December 16, 2007, 08:49:54 AM
Quote from: Triforceman22 on December 16, 2007, 06:03:23 AM
Quote from: Triforce_Luigi on December 16, 2007, 01:16:15 AM
Never ask questions, Brandon. The more you know, the harder your heart will become, until it is harder than diamond. Then your emotion will be stripped away, your very soul extracted, as you breath the evil air of the Tree of Logic, also called the Tree of Logos. And in those final moments of wholeness, the power of Indifference shall overcome you, and your feeling, all emotion will be gone.
I wanna sell my heart on Ebay, if it;s as hard as a diamond! :P
this really funny.
Keep it up! :)
Agreed. i can see it now, "Highest bid $10,000,000." :P
50% off!
Quote from: Triforce_Luigi on December 16, 2007, 01:16:15 AM
Never ask questions, Brandon. The more you know, the harder your heart will become, until it is harder than diamond. Then your emotion will be stripped away, your very soul extracted, as you breath the evil air of the Tree of Logic, also called the Tree of Logos. And in those final moments of wholeness, the power of Indifference shall overcome you, and your feeling, all emotion will be gone.
thats worse than philosophy... :| WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY!? I CANT READ BIG WORDS!!
Quote from: thunderhero4 on December 17, 2007, 04:13:09 PM
Quote from: Triforce_Luigi on December 16, 2007, 01:16:15 AM
Never ask questions, Brandon. The more you know, the harder your heart will become, until it is harder than diamond. Then your emotion will be stripped away, your very soul extracted, as you breath the evil air of the Tree of Logic, also called the Tree of Logos. And in those final moments of wholeness, the power of Indifference shall overcome you, and your feeling, all emotion will be gone.
thats worse than philosophy... :| WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY!? I CANT READ BIG WORDS!!
It is simple the more you know, the more indifferent you become to everything around you.
Quote from: Ridley on December 17, 2007, 04:14:47 PM
Quote from: thunderhero4 on December 17, 2007, 04:13:09 PM
Quote from: Triforce_Luigi on December 16, 2007, 01:16:15 AM
Never ask questions, Brandon. The more you know, the harder your heart will become, until it is harder than diamond. Then your emotion will be stripped away, your very soul extracted, as you breath the evil air of the Tree of Logic, also called the Tree of Logos. And in those final moments of wholeness, the power of Indifference shall overcome you, and your feeling, all emotion will be gone.
thats worse than philosophy... :| WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY!? I CANT READ BIG WORDS!!
It is simple the more you know, the more indifferent you become to everything around you.
thanks for summing it up...and sorry about the delay, but next chapter will be up soon!
Chapter 3: What happens when you mix evil, evil, and horse raddish...
Hello.
You really have no life do you, i mean, if you did, you wouldnt come back to read more...because this story is for no-brains...aw well....last time we had a certain dark lor slip into the story (courtesy of me) and he will be in the game...lets see what happens next...
Brandon: Is...is this thing on?
Employee: Yes....its rolling...
Brandon: oh.............here comes the next part of the story...
The Grinch was still wandering the lands looking for the tournament place...the thing is tho...i havent made it yet....i cant decide to make it blue or green....
But hes still far away from where ill put it at, in the meantime lets enjoy some classic pain:
Grinch: I wonder where this goes?
He reads the sign, i put something funny on that sign, WATCH!!
Grinch: Watch your bacon!?
HAHAHAHAHA! Oh my god...i shed a tear...
Grinch: Who ever wrote this sign is surely a nutcase...
Ummm....im insulted...its a good thing i control this world...
Grinch: Whats that?!
Here comes captain falcon, i had to add him...hes important...ill add 2 more this chapter...i thought about it...
Falcon: Who the heck are you?
Grinch: Im the grinch...
Falcon: You look evil to me...
Grinch: I was until my heart grew 3 sizes...
Falcon: YOU LIER!!! FALCON PAWNCH!!!
He blows his head off.......
Just Kidding.... :P
Grinch: You missed....
Falcon: GAH! I need to work on my aim if im ever going to win the tournament...
Grinch: Your in the tournament too!?
Falcon: Yes...lets travel together...
Grinch: OK!
Both of them: WERE OFF TO SEE THE MINISTER! THE WONDER MINISTER OF....
Oh god no....this needs to change...ill add another person...
?: Holy crap! What funny looking characters you guys are...yeeeeah.....uh huh....
Grinch: oh god...its peter griffin....
Peter: Hey! Do I know you!?
Falcon: ummm, no...
Peter: Then die ya Ba***erds!
Grinch: AHHH!
(censord)
hmmm...a little too violent for a pg rated story....i think i just dodged a bad lawsuit...lets skip ahead...
Peter: Fine...Ill go with you to the tournament...as long as Paris Hilton will be there topless and there will be lots of food..*looks both ways* .....free food
Grinch: Yes....just come...
Ok then....now where are they? oh right, there at toad town....
Peter: oh my god! Look at all these freakin mushrooms! IM STARVIN!!
Falcon: uh oh...
Peter takes a bite out of a toad...bad idea...
Peter: oh god...i am so sorry....
Toad: y-y-y-you....you just ate me....
He bolts....
All the other toads: Your banished, get out of here!
there kicked out...morons....might as well reveal the last character of the chapter...
?: Dont feel bad, i tried the same thing...
Grinch: Now WHAT!?
Vector: I was also starving....im vector by the way...
Falcon: Whatever...lets just go...
They leave....marking the end of this chapter...
So, did you enjoy this chapter? Would you like to win big?
Then give us a call at 1-800-BITE ME....you may win big....
Next chapter you ask? what chapter? I never said there was going to be another...
But if there is...go buy a shirt that tells you to turn around over and over again to keep you ocupied...cya till then...sucker....
END OF CHAPTER!!
so, your aknoledgements on today's chapter (i know i spelled it wrong and used it in the wrong place >:()
[face_laugh]
I like it.
Quote from: wiiboychris on December 17, 2007, 07:53:21 PM
I like it.
thanks! Next chapter the hilarious action begins! But im not going to spoil anything else...
Oh, sure, Vector, but no Espio... :-| :-P
Quote from: Triforce_Luigi on December 17, 2007, 09:34:29 PM
Oh, sure, Vector, but no Espio... :-| :-P
trust me, charmy and espio will come...ill find a situation to put them in...
You had better.
Quote from: Triforce_Luigi on December 17, 2007, 09:48:49 PM
You had better.
wait a minute, your not the kind of guy to say that...is there something in this chapter that offended you or that you thought was wrong?
No. I am fine. I am in a bad mood. The chapter was fine.
It was good!
Next chapter is on its way!
Awesome.
Chapter 4: Let Tiss Tourney Begin!! Now Pass Me My Mini-Corndogs!
Hello, welcome to another excitig and slightly mental episode of the misadventures...
I would like to dedicate this story to Ridley (poster) because without him, I would have never found out they made mini-corndogs (he'll know what I mean)...
Anywho, lets get this show on the road, the action starts here!
Vector, Grinch, Peter, and Captain Falcon reach the tournament place....I decided on green....
They get there tickets and we start the first match....
All chapters will look like this from here on...
Battle 1: Peter vs. Pikachu!!!
They start, arriving at their first locale: Peter's Living Room! Its peter's stage...
Peter: Holy crap, thats a big rat...
Pikachu: Piiika!
He runs to the couch and picks it up...he chucks it at pikachu...
Winner: Peter
Wow, talk about a short match...but everythings gotta start somewhere right?
anyway....
Peter: OMG! They freakin LOVE me!
Falcon: Beginners Luck....
Peter: Who says its beinners luck.... *he thinks back*
(http://xs220.xs.to/xs220/07402/s.png)
Peter: ........i really hope he isnt here....
Grinch: Ummm....who knew pikachu was allergic to couches....
Peter: Whered you hear this??
Grinch: The ref said that...
Peter: God dam referees and their whistles and loud long words.....
Announcer: Next up! We have Lucas vs. The Giant Chicken Guy!
Peter: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
*3 days later*
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
everyone fell asleep...wow...
Peter: Wait a minute!! What happened to the match!!
Announcer: Lucas was killed by that chicken guy....too bad for him.....
Wait a minute....nobody was supposed to die (mario is an exception)!! Let me fix this....
Announcer: Lucas was beaten until his head was shrunken....
Peter: Oh god....why is he even here!?
Hehe, my doing, of course! ::)
Oh an BTW...yes, that is the same announcer from my interviews....i found a place for him until he returns there...
Lucas: Oy....i feel like a prune...
Grinch: HAHAHAHAHAHA! He's a prune!!!
Falcon: ......he just said that.....
Btw....wheres vector?
Vector: uhm....why havent I talked once this chapter??
Oh crap, how does he know hes in a fanfic?
Whats going on, its like this whole thing has turned against me!
Vector: ummmm.....not really, im the only one who knows....
umm.....ok then.....can you keep a secret?
Vector: Of course!
Ok then....you can be the episode guy, you say the intros and endings!
Vector: Ok then, ill start now!
wait a minute!
Vector: What will happen next chapter? Hopefuly ill come out #1! thats not up to me however...
Its not over ye.....
Vector: END OF CHAPTER!!!
Yes! Peter won! Too bad about Lucas though... Good chapter.
Way too ankward, good work.
Quote from: Triforce_Luigi on December 18, 2007, 09:14:20 PM
Yes! Peter won! Too bad about Lucas though... Good chapter.
really? I feel like its half-baked...
Good chapter.
hmmm, we need some activity on this thread to get more readers...any ideas?
Quote from: thunderhero4 on December 19, 2007, 03:43:06 PM
hmmm, we need some activity on this thread to get more readers...any ideas?
Get Master Chief to join the Brawl. XD
Quote from: RedSox on December 19, 2007, 04:14:52 PM
Quote from: thunderhero4 on December 19, 2007, 03:43:06 PM
hmmm, we need some activity on this thread to get more readers...any ideas?
Get Master Chief to join the Brawl. XD
good idea...but im thinking like an activity i can do with the readers...like a game of some sorts...
Hrm... Cater to the interests of the people.
Quote from: Triforce_Luigi on December 19, 2007, 08:29:47 PM
Hrm... Cater to the interests of the people.
ok, and i just got an idea!
ill make a guess game! whoever guesses correctly about the next chapter wins a spot in it!
My guess is that Vector is awesome.
Ok, what will happen next, the first one to guess correctly earns themself a spot in the next chapter!
Options:
1. Everyone will die, marking a new section of the story...
2. I will come and change EVERYTHING...
3. Vector gets pwnd....
4. You will pick option 4
5. Samus will be introduced and a match will be played at norfair...
6. Christmas special!
7. I will have voltimort do a match
8. i will tell the secret of the ancient minister
9. Mr. G&W will be introduced, and a match will be had at one I made up from G&W...
10. All of the above...
Option 7.
1
2.
Quote from: Triforce_Luigi on December 19, 2007, 08:58:32 PM
2.
No, thats enough guesses, ill limit it to 3 per person...sorry...
I dont think this fanfic is very popular, and there are already like 5 here...so i think ill discontinue...sorry....unless you can give me a good reason not to, cuz its hard having the interview show AND this...
Do what xou will, but we can never have enough humor. Unless, you laugh too hard and forget to breathe...
10! Or 7.