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Generally Speaking => Power On => Topic started by: Rayquarian on December 18, 2007, 03:22:05 PM

Title: Sony Defense Force wants Mario to have a gun.
Post by: Rayquarian on December 18, 2007, 03:22:05 PM
"Another flaw is that the combat mechanics are also in desperate need of revision. While games like Uncharted are making the combat an engaging experience, Mario Galaxy's combat involves jumping o enemies heads or waggling your waggle-stick for a waggle-attack."

Let's give Mario a gun, like games like Uncharted!  That'll bring it the kids and parents!
Title: Re: Sony Defense Force wants Mario to have a gun.
Post by: Linkman on December 18, 2007, 03:24:48 PM
sounds like a website that wants everything to be like Sony when Sony cant even make decent games for the PS3...

At least nintendo is fun, innovative, and able to make good games.
Title: Re: Sony Defense Force wants Mario to have a gun.
Post by: Tupin on December 18, 2007, 03:25:50 PM
They mispelled "Tomb Raider". :D

It's impossible to say they didn't get "inspiration" from Tomb Raider.
Title: Re: Sony Defense Force wants Mario to have a gun.
Post by: SkullBlade on December 18, 2007, 04:36:19 PM
Giving Mario a gun is a good idea, his games have got a bit repetitive over the years..
Title: Re: Sony Defense Force wants Mario to have a gun.
Post by: Qsmash on December 18, 2007, 05:10:31 PM
Quote from: SkullBlade on December 18, 2007, 04:36:19 PM
Giving Mario a gun is a good idea, his games have got a bit repetitive over the years..
No. That'll turn out like Shadow the Hedgehog but worse.
Title: Re: Sony Defense Force wants Mario to have a gun.
Post by: Linkman on December 18, 2007, 05:22:23 PM
Quote from: SkullBlade on December 18, 2007, 04:36:19 PM
Giving Mario a gun is a good idea, his games have got a bit repetitive over the years..
wow that's just.... stupid....
Title: Re: Sony Defense Force wants Mario to have a gun.
Post by: Kingmush on December 18, 2007, 05:28:19 PM
Quote from: SkullBlade on December 18, 2007, 04:36:19 PM
Giving Mario a gun is a good idea, his games have got a bit repetitive over the years..
:| Are you serious? I could spout off so many reasons why it'd be a bad idea, but I'll just let you think about it for a moment. K?
Title: Re: Sony Defense Force wants Mario to have a gun.
Post by: Zovistograt on December 18, 2007, 05:49:48 PM
Wonderful, but don't they realize that guns are the cheap, uncreative (is that even a word?) method of combat.  It's much more interesting to defeat enemies in abnormal ways.
Title: Re: Sony Defense Force wants Mario to have a gun.
Post by: funny1125 on December 18, 2007, 05:56:47 PM
I just read it, and honestly you guys dont realize its a fake site?  Its an attempt probably for comedy or to see how much they can piss off fanboys.
Title: Re: Sony Defense Force wants Mario to have a gun.
Post by: SkullBlade on December 19, 2007, 02:30:52 AM
Give him a plunger gun :|
Title: Re: Sony Defense Force wants Mario to have a gun.
Post by: Kaz on December 19, 2007, 03:19:07 AM
Quote from: SkullBlade on December 19, 2007, 02:30:52 AM
Give him a plunger gun :|

Everyone would just complain about it being a retarded gimmick unless it proved to be amazing.

See: Mario Party series.
Title: Re: Sony Defense Force wants Mario to have a gun.
Post by: Kingmush on December 19, 2007, 05:34:32 AM
Quote from: funny1125 on December 18, 2007, 05:56:47 PM
I just read it, and honestly you guys dont realize its a fake site?  Its an attempt probably for comedy or to see how much they can piss off fanboys.
We know it's fake, but they are just so stupid, Rayquarian couldn't resist making a thread about them.
Title: Re: Sony Defense Force wants Mario to have a gun.
Post by: Mystic on December 19, 2007, 09:39:19 AM
Who the intercourse  came up with a dippoop name like Sony Defense Force?
Title: Re: Sony Defense Force wants Mario to have a gun.
Post by: Geno on December 19, 2007, 12:30:33 PM
Someone already posted this on Boyah.

I lol'd
Title: Re: Sony Defense Force wants Mario to have a gun.
Post by: Sgt.Chilly on December 19, 2007, 01:13:38 PM
Quote from: SkullBlade on December 18, 2007, 04:36:19 PM
Giving Mario a gun is a good idea, his games have got a bit repetitive over the years..

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Oh God! I can't stop laughing!

BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Oh jeez........oh man you are a retard.
Title: Re: Sony Defense Force wants Mario to have a gun.
Post by: SkullBlade on December 19, 2007, 01:39:05 PM
You guys looking foward to Super Mario Bros 982?! I SURE AM!!!  :|
Title: Re: Sony Defense Force wants Mario to have a gun.
Post by: Zovistograt on December 19, 2007, 01:48:33 PM
Quote from: SkullBlade on December 19, 2007, 01:39:05 PM
You guys looking foward to Super Mario Bros 982?! I SURE AM!!!  :|
you and I both know that's not going to exist.  It'll either be called something else (like Sunshine or Galaxy) or a power of 2 following in the steps of SM64 and the fictional SM128.

But yes, I'm looking forward to many more mainstream Mario games, because they are just amazing.  Even though they're the same characters, they also at the same time play with new, unique features and are polished, very professional games.
Title: Re: Sony Defense Force wants Mario to have a gun.
Post by: Tupin on December 19, 2007, 01:55:17 PM
Quote from: Zovistograt on December 19, 2007, 01:48:33 PM
Quote from: SkullBlade on December 19, 2007, 01:39:05 PM
You guys looking foward to Super Mario Bros 982?! I SURE AM!!!  :|
you and I both know that's not going to exist.  It'll either be called something else (like Sunshine or Galaxy) or a power of 2 following in the steps of SM64 and the fictional SM128.

But yes, I'm looking forward to many more mainstream Mario games, because they are just amazing.  Even though they're the same characters, they also at the same time play with new, unique features and are polished, very professional games.
Uncharted just looks like a Tomb Raider rip-off.

EVERY Sony game on the SDF has at least a 10.

They gave Bioshock a 5 and said to wait for the superior PS3 version. :D

Also, there's Halo 2.5.

I wonder what they will say about Brawl... ::)
Title: Re: Sony Defense Force wants Mario to have a gun.
Post by: extraz on December 19, 2007, 02:09:08 PM
I hate that site
Title: Re: Sony Defense Force wants Mario to have a gun.
Post by: Johnny Ringo on December 19, 2007, 02:11:48 PM
No, Mario needs more of the horror theme to it. Have him tossed into a transponder pod with a fly in some haunted mansion, then have him slowly turn into a freak of nature as he battles hordes of zombies and flesh eating dogs to escape. To make it better have some sort of alien creature that burst from Toads chest near the beginning stalk Mario throughout the game as sort of a side-boss. Then later on you find out Peach's been impregnated with Mario's fly child who is in reality the spawn of Satan on a tricycle. As Mario progresses he slowly loses his humanity as well as gaining super human abilities.  Marios' abilities range from climbing walls to vomiting acid so he can suck up his foes like a milkshake. As the story progresses Luigi shows up to hunt the Alien menace suspecting the zombies intend on burning Mario inside a giant wicker man. Luigi begins losing his sanity when the mansion becomes snowed in and completely loses it near the games end after learning from the haunted mansion that Peach's fly child of satan has the extraordinary ability to to read others minds.  

Yep, I think that'll better the series tremendously.

Title: Re: Sony Defense Force wants Mario to have a gun.
Post by: Java on December 19, 2007, 02:18:24 PM
Quote from: Johnny Ringo on December 19, 2007, 02:11:48 PM
No, Mario needs more of the horror theme to it. Have him tossed into a transponder pod with a fly in some haunted mansion, then have him slowly turn into a freak of nature as he battles hordes of zombies and flesh eating dogs to escape. To make it better have some sort of alien creature that burst from Toads chest near the beginning stalk Mario throughout the game as sort of a side-boss. Then later on you find out Peach's been impregnated with Mario's fly child who is in reality the spawn of Satan on a tricycle. As Mario progresses he slowly loses his humanity as well as gaining super human abilities.  Marios' abilities range from climbing walls to vomiting acid so he can suck up his foes like a milkshake. As the story progresses Luigi shows up to hunt the Alien menace suspecting the zombies intend on burning Mario inside a giant wicker man. Luigi begins losing his sanity when the mansion becomes snowed in and completely loses it near the games end after learning from the haunted mansion that Peach's fly child of satan has the extraordinary ability to to read others minds. 

Yep, I think that'll better the series tremendously.


XD

But where's Yoshi?!  ::)
Title: Re: Sony Defense Force wants Mario to have a gun.
Post by: SkullBlade on December 19, 2007, 03:06:35 PM
Quote from: Johnny Ringo on December 19, 2007, 02:11:48 PM
No, Mario needs more of the horror theme to it. Have him tossed into a transponder pod with a fly in some haunted mansion, then have him slowly turn into a freak of nature as he battles hordes of zombies and flesh eating dogs to escape. To make it better have some sort of alien creature that burst from Toads chest near the beginning stalk Mario throughout the game as sort of a side-boss. Then later on you find out Peach's been impregnated with Mario's fly child who is in reality the spawn of Satan on a tricycle. As Mario progresses he slowly loses his humanity as well as gaining super human abilities.  Marios' abilities range from climbing walls to vomiting acid so he can suck up his foes like a milkshake. As the story progresses Luigi shows up to hunt the Alien menace suspecting the zombies intend on burning Mario inside a giant wicker man. Luigi begins losing his sanity when the mansion becomes snowed in and completely loses it near the games end after learning from the haunted mansion that Peach's fly child of satan has the extraordinary ability to to read others minds.  

Yep, I think that'll better the series tremendously.



I agree.