Sony Defense Force wants Mario to have a gun.

[Rayquarian]

"Another flaw is that the combat mechanics are also in desperate need of revision. While games like Uncharted are making the combat an engaging experience, Mario Galaxy's combat involves jumping o enemies heads or waggling your waggle-stick for a waggle-attack."

Let's give Mario a gun, like games like Uncharted!  That'll bring it the kids and parents!

[Linkman]

sounds like a website that wants everything to be like Sony when Sony cant even make decent games for the PS3...

At least nintendo is fun, innovative, and able to make good games.

[Tupin]

They mispelled "Tomb Raider". :D

It's impossible to say they didn't get "inspiration" from Tomb Raider.

[SkullBlade]

Giving Mario a gun is a good idea, his games have got a bit repetitive over the years..

[Qsmash]

Giving Mario a gun is a good idea, his games have got a bit repetitive over the years..

No. That'll turn out like Shadow the Hedgehog but worse.

[Linkman]

Giving Mario a gun is a good idea, his games have got a bit repetitive over the years..

wow that's just.... stupid....

[Kingmush]

Giving Mario a gun is a good idea, his games have got a bit repetitive over the years..

:| Are you serious? I could spout off so many reasons why it'd be a bad idea, but I'll just let you think about it for a moment. K?

[Zovistograt]

Wonderful, but don't they realize that guns are the cheap, uncreative (is that even a word?) method of combat.  It's much more interesting to defeat enemies in abnormal ways.

[funny1125]

I just read it, and honestly you guys dont realize its a fake site?  Its an attempt probably for comedy or to see how much they can piss off fanboys.

[SkullBlade]

Give him a plunger gun :|

[Kaz]

Give him a plunger gun :|

Everyone would just complain about it being a retarded gimmick unless it proved to be amazing.

See: Mario Party series.

[Kingmush]

I just read it, and honestly you guys dont realize its a fake site?  Its an attempt probably for comedy or to see how much they can piss off fanboys.

We know it's fake, but they are just so stupid, Rayquarian couldn't resist making a thread about them.

[Mystic]

Who the intercourse  came up with a dippoop name like Sony Defense Force?

[Geno]

Someone already posted this on Boyah.

I lol'd

[Sgt.Chilly]

Giving Mario a gun is a good idea, his games have got a bit repetitive over the years..

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Oh God! I can't stop laughing!

BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Oh jeez........oh man you are a retard.