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Generally Speaking => Power On => Topic started by: ZGDK on January 01, 2008, 06:13:30 AM

Title: LULZ-My Mom Almost Had "The Talk" with my Brother
Post by: ZGDK on January 01, 2008, 06:13:30 AM
We were in the car, but I shut my mom up. Honestly though I don't think my brother will care though. He's nothing like me.
Title: Re: LULZ-My Mom Almost Had "The Talk" with my Brother
Post by: Thief888 on January 01, 2008, 07:47:41 AM
Wait why won't your brother care? I don't get what the hell you're trying to say here. He won't care because he's not a guy who can't get chicks so he calls himself asexual?

Title: Re: LULZ-My Mom Almost Had "The Talk" with my Brother
Post by: ZGDK on January 01, 2008, 08:08:00 AM
Quote from: Thief888 on January 01, 2008, 07:47:41 AM
Wait why won't your brother care? I don't get what the hell you're trying to say here. He won't care because he's not a guy who can't get chicks so he calls himself asexual?



Cause he's a ladies man.
Title: Re: LULZ-My Mom Almost Had "The Talk" with my Brother
Post by: major tom on January 01, 2008, 09:21:55 AM
1) ZGDK: STFU
2) No one cares
3) Give him the darn talk, sheltering kids is ftl
Title: Re: LULZ-My Mom Almost Had "The Talk" with my Brother
Post by: WiinolikePS3 on January 01, 2008, 09:23:04 AM
Quote from: Co-Z on January 01, 2008, 09:21:55 AM
1) ZGDK: STFU
2) No one cares
3) Give him the dang talk, sheltering kids is ftl
If nobody cares, why did you post?
Title: Re: LULZ-My Mom Almost Had "The Talk" with my Brother
Post by: VALOO on January 01, 2008, 09:28:55 AM
Hey hey hey hey hey hey hey start a blog.  I'm sure EVERYYYYYYYYYYONE will read it!  :robotveryhappy:
Title: Re: LULZ-My Mom Almost Had "The Talk" with my Brother
Post by: Matt on January 01, 2008, 09:29:37 AM
Quote from: WiinolikePS3 on January 01, 2008, 09:23:04 AM
Quote from: Co-Z on January 01, 2008, 09:21:55 AM
1) ZGDK: STFU
2) No one cares
3) Give him the dang talk, sheltering kids is ftl
If nobody cares, why did you post?

Exactly.

The talk is horrible my parents try to give me one, i tune them out and start playing Daft Punk in my head. :)
Title: Re: LULZ-My Mom Almost Had "The Talk" with my Brother
Post by: VALOO on January 01, 2008, 09:32:20 AM
I like to be at the head of every conversation, so I gave the talk to my parents.  I think they were uncomfortable... but who isn't when being given the talk?  ::)
Title: Re: LULZ-My Mom Almost Had "The Talk" with my Brother
Post by: Rius on January 01, 2008, 09:35:52 AM
I never got 'the talk'; I got a book on puberty and a book on reproduction when I was nine. A week later my mom asked me if I knew what sex was. I said 'yes', and life carried on. After puberty, my mom just told me 'wait until marraige, and if you really can't wait, use a condom to help avoid STDs and pregnancy." No awkardness at all.
Title: Re: LULZ-My Mom Almost Had "The Talk" with my Brother
Post by: Lumabop on January 01, 2008, 09:43:51 AM
Ahahaha!  I'm lucky I have no younger siblings.  And, my mother still hasn't given me 'the talk'.  I learned it through friends and health class.  She knew it, too XD.
Title: Re: LULZ-My Mom Almost Had "The Talk" with my Brother
Post by: ME86 on January 01, 2008, 09:53:02 AM
What the intercourse  is 'The Talk'?!


Title: Re: LULZ-My Mom Almost Had "The Talk" with my Brother
Post by: Rius on January 01, 2008, 10:00:05 AM
Quote from: ME86 on January 01, 2008, 09:53:02 AM
What the f*** is 'The Talk'?!



When your parents say "Have a seat over there" and proceed to ruin your life with the description of heterosexual sex.
Title: Re: LULZ-My Mom Almost Had "The Talk" with my Brother
Post by: yes.derek on January 01, 2008, 10:02:16 AM
Good thing I found out everything on my own, because they'd probably have me beleive that people are sprouted from trout.
Title: Re: LULZ-My Mom Almost Had "The Talk" with my Brother
Post by: Anifreak on January 01, 2008, 10:14:18 AM
The talk is very strange especially when your hearing most of it from a teacher you really hate in science class
Title: Re: LULZ-My Mom Almost Had "The Talk" with my Brother
Post by: ZGDK on January 01, 2008, 10:59:18 AM
Quote from: NINNIN6 on January 01, 2008, 10:00:05 AM
Quote from: ME86 on January 01, 2008, 09:53:02 AM
What the f*** is 'The Talk'?!



When your parents say "Have a seat over there" and proceed to ruin your life with the description of heterosexual sex.

My life is over :(
Title: Re: LULZ-My Mom Almost Had "The Talk" with my Brother
Post by: WhiteKnightWolf on January 01, 2008, 11:23:52 AM
I think this thread shows the average age of the people here quite well.
Title: Re: LULZ-My Mom Almost Had "The Talk" with my Brother
Post by: SkyMyl on January 01, 2008, 12:11:46 PM
I haven't even had "The Talk" yet. :|
Title: Re: LULZ-My Mom Almost Had "The Talk" with my Brother
Post by: bluaki on January 01, 2008, 12:17:30 PM
I've never had "The Talk". I just figure it out from what people at school say and then the internets.
Title: Re: LULZ-My Mom Almost Had "The Talk" with my Brother
Post by: Kayo on January 01, 2008, 12:18:11 PM
Quote from: bluaki on January 01, 2008, 12:17:30 PM
I've never had "The Talk".
does your mom know your a lesbian?
Title: Re: LULZ-My Mom Almost Had "The Talk" with my Brother
Post by: JMV on January 01, 2008, 12:19:36 PM
Kids, use condoms.
Title: Re: LULZ-My Mom Almost Had "The Talk" with my Brother
Post by: bluaki on January 01, 2008, 12:20:09 PM
Quote from: ULTIMATEKAOS on January 01, 2008, 12:18:11 PM
Quote from: bluaki on January 01, 2008, 12:17:30 PM
I've never had "The Talk".
does your mom know your a lesbian?
No.
Title: Re: LULZ-My Mom Almost Had "The Talk" with my Brother
Post by: StateAardvark on January 01, 2008, 12:20:54 PM
Quote from: ULTIMATEKAOS on January 01, 2008, 12:18:11 PM
Quote from: bluaki on January 01, 2008, 12:17:30 PM
I've never had "The Talk".
does your mom know your a lesbian?
I don't think her mom would be able to give that kind of "talk". Your mom could, though.
Title: Re: LULZ-My Mom Almost Had "The Talk" with my Brother
Post by: WhiteKnightWolf on January 01, 2008, 12:29:39 PM
Quote from: JMV290 on January 01, 2008, 12:19:36 PM
Kids, use condoms.
Condoms suck.
Title: Re: LULZ-My Mom Almost Had "The Talk" with my Brother
Post by: bluaki on January 01, 2008, 12:30:56 PM
Quote from: JMV290 on January 01, 2008, 12:19:36 PM
Kids, use condoms.
how? I don't have anything to put it on ::)
Title: Re: LULZ-My Mom Almost Had "The Talk" with my Brother
Post by: Mystic on January 01, 2008, 12:41:54 PM
Quote from: ME86 on January 01, 2008, 09:53:02 AM
What the intercourse  is 'The Talk'?!



Porn in words
Title: Re: LULZ-My Mom Almost Had "The Talk" with my Brother
Post by: Doodle on January 01, 2008, 12:58:18 PM
Why would you stop yer mom!?

it'd be funny makin yer bro listen to that. :D
Title: Re: LULZ-My Mom Almost Had "The Talk" with my Brother
Post by: 00KIRBY on January 01, 2008, 01:06:32 PM
Quote from: ZGDK on January 01, 2008, 06:13:30 AM
We were in the car, but I shut my mom up. Honestly though I don't think my brother will care though. He's nothing like me.
HAHAHAHHHAHAHAH Pwnt :D
Title: Re: LULZ-My Mom Almost Had "The Talk" with my Brother
Post by: OmegaPapyrus on January 01, 2008, 01:09:20 PM
I remember when we had "the talk" at my school. They seperated the boys and the girls and then showed us pictures and explained what was happening in them. lulz. :D
Title: Re: LULZ-My Mom Almost Had "The Talk" with my Brother
Post by: SkyMyl on January 01, 2008, 01:15:51 PM
When an ADMIN/MOD joins in on the thread, you know it's pointless to report. :|

Kiddies, take these flame shields and Censor Blocks and RUN!
Title: Re: LULZ-My Mom Almost Had "The Talk" with my Brother
Post by: Lotos on January 01, 2008, 01:48:52 PM
Quote from: OmegaPapyrus on January 01, 2008, 01:09:20 PM
I remember when we had "the talk" at my school. They seperated the boys and the girls and then showed us pictures and explained what was happening in them. lulz. :D
They did something like that to us in 5th grade with a puberty talk.
Title: Re: LULZ-My Mom Almost Had "The Talk" with my Brother
Post by: Tupin on January 01, 2008, 01:51:22 PM
Quote from: Lotos on January 01, 2008, 01:48:52 PM
Quote from: OmegaPapyrus on January 01, 2008, 01:09:20 PM
I remember when we had "the talk" at my school. They seperated the boys and the girls and then showed us pictures and explained what was happening in them. lulz. :D
They did something like that to us in 5th grade with a puberty talk.
4th grade for us.
Title: Re: LULZ-My Mom Almost Had "The Talk" with my Brother
Post by: britneymahboy on January 01, 2008, 01:52:46 PM
If i got the talk lol i would try to make it even more awkard by asking really dirty stuff and saying really stupid words like vajayjay or something like that.
Title: Re: LULZ-My Mom Almost Had "The Talk" with my Brother
Post by: StateAardvark on January 01, 2008, 01:56:57 PM
Quote from: britneymahboy on January 01, 2008, 01:52:46 PM
If i got the talk lol i would try to make it even more awkward by asking really dirty stuff and saying really stupid words like vajayjay or something like that.
"Dad, what's a wanker? The boys at school said it makes you go blind if you do it too much."
Title: Re: LULZ-My Mom Almost Had "The Talk" with my Brother
Post by: extraz on January 01, 2008, 04:02:41 PM
ever since the internet kids havn't needed the talk.