LULZ-My Mom Almost Had "The Talk" with my Brother

[ZGDK]

We were in the car, but I shut my mom up. Honestly though I don't think my brother will care though. He's nothing like me.

[Thief888]

Wait why won't your brother care? I don't get what the hell you're trying to say here. He won't care because he's not a guy who can't get chicks so he calls himself asexual?

[ZGDK]

Wait why won't your brother care? I don't get what the hell you're trying to say here. He won't care because he's not a guy who can't get chicks so he calls himself asexual?

Cause he's a ladies man.

[major tom]

1) ZGDK: STFU
2) No one cares
3) Give him the darn talk, sheltering kids is ftl

[WiinolikePS3]

1) ZGDK: STFU
2) No one cares
3) Give him the dang talk, sheltering kids is ftl

If nobody cares, why did you post?

[VALOO]

Hey hey hey hey hey hey hey start a blog.  I'm sure EVERYYYYYYYYYYONE will read it!  :robotveryhappy:

[Matt]

1) ZGDK: STFU
2) No one cares
3) Give him the dang talk, sheltering kids is ftl

If nobody cares, why did you post?

Exactly.

The talk is horrible my parents try to give me one, i tune them out and start playing Daft Punk in my head. :)

[VALOO]

I like to be at the head of every conversation, so I gave the talk to my parents.  I think they were uncomfortable... but who isn't when being given the talk?  ::)

[Rius]

I never got 'the talk'; I got a book on puberty and a book on reproduction when I was nine. A week later my mom asked me if I knew what sex was. I said 'yes', and life carried on. After puberty, my mom just told me 'wait until marraige, and if you really can't wait, use a condom to help avoid STDs and pregnancy." No awkardness at all.

[Lumabop]

Ahahaha!  I'm lucky I have no younger siblings.  And, my mother still hasn't given me 'the talk'.  I learned it through friends and health class.  She knew it, too XD.

[ME86]

What the intercourse  is 'The Talk'?!

[Rius]

What the f*** is 'The Talk'?!

When your parents say "Have a seat over there" and proceed to ruin your life with the description of heterosexual sex.

[yes.derek]

^{Good thing I found out everything on my own, because they'd probably have me beleive that people are sprouted from trout.}

[Anifreak]

The talk is very strange especially when your hearing most of it from a teacher you really hate in science class

[ZGDK]

What the f*** is 'The Talk'?!

When your parents say "Have a seat over there" and proceed to ruin your life with the description of heterosexual sex.

My life is over :(