This test is to determine how awesome you are. Subtract/add points as instructed.
(only for boys. sorry meatsack persons)
Legnth of (head) hair: +5 x legnth of hair in inches
PENUS: +10 x size of penis in inches
Blowjobs given: -20 x #of BJs given
Blowjobs recieved: +10 x #of BJs recieved
Virgin: -20 points
Age <12: -20 points
Age 12-17: +0 points
Age 18+: +20 points
Never had a girlfriend: -20 points
Longest you've gone with a girl: +5 x # of months with girl
Stuck it in a girls pooper: +30 points
Saw non-relative tits IRL: +10
Saw non-relative vagoo IRL: +25
Never kissed a girl:-30
More than 10 pimples/blemishes on your face: -15 points
Amount of time online: -2 x [amount of time online per day x .1]
Your level in WoW: -5 x level of your main person or whatever
TALLY UP YOUR POINTS AND SEE THE FOLLOWING RANKINGS:
<0: As awesome as a gay nerd
0-50: You're a dikbut
51-100: A little awesome
101-150:Average awesome
151-200: Over average awesome
201-250:You're pretty cool
251-300:YOU ROCK
301-400: Everyone wants to be like you
>400: You intercourse ing cheated
I don't need your point system to tell me I'm a man thank you very much 'kay thanks, bye.
Quote from: WhiteKnightWolf on January 12, 2008, 12:20:45 PM
I don't need your point system to tell me I'm a man thank you very much 'kay thanks, bye.
but that has nothing to do with your awesome level
u just got a bad score
I don't know if the HVS or this is more retarded.
Quote from: Tomboh on January 12, 2008, 12:26:16 PM
Quote from: WhiteKnightWolf on January 12, 2008, 12:20:45 PM
I don't need your point system to tell me I'm a man thank you very much 'kay thanks, bye.
but that has nothing to do with your awesome level
u just got a bad score
no I didn't take enough time to even read it all let alone calculate it.
I'm just gonna guess I'm somewhere in the 51-100 range, i'm not going to bother because I don't care.
Congrats, you've earned the award for most retarded test ever.
This test is immensely stupid in every definition of the word.
Quote from: Genius on January 12, 2008, 01:02:24 PM
Congrats, you're earned the award for most retarded poll ever.
Congrats, "you're" earned the award for the oldest person I know that doesn't know what a "poll" is.
Congrats, Tomboh.
You deleted your post that proved you are retarded.
Quote from: Kilroy on January 12, 2008, 01:15:18 PM
Congrats, Tomboh.
You deleted your post that proved you are retarded.
ya because retarded people delete posts
I messed up the quote because I'm on a laptop. Laptop keyboards are poopty and cause me to press buttons I don't want to.
Quote from: Tomboh on January 12, 2008, 01:16:37 PM
Quote from: Kilroy on January 12, 2008, 01:15:18 PM
Congrats, Tomboh.
You deleted your post that proved you are retarded.
ya because retarded people delete posts
I messed up the quote because I'm on a laptop. Laptop keyboards are poopty and cause me to press buttons I don't want to.
Preview exists for a reason :x
Quote from: Tomboh on January 12, 2008, 01:15:11 PM
Congrats, "you're" earned the award for the oldest person I know that doesn't know what a poll" is.
Sorry, I didn't feel like wasting the time to make sure I had everything right. Who knows what you could classify that thing as? It wasn't worth the time. I assure you, I know what a poll is.
Quote from: Genius on January 12, 2008, 01:18:07 PM
Quote from: Tomboh on January 12, 2008, 01:15:11 PM
Congrats, "you're" earned the award for the oldest person I know that doesn't know what a poll" is.
Who knows what you could classify that thing as?
"Tomboh's Awesome
Test"
i dunno maybe its a test or maybe im just saying its a test to get people to come here. people like tests a lot
Quote from: Helios on January 12, 2008, 01:05:31 PM
This test is immensely stupid in every definition of the word.
I am terribly sorry this is below your level. Feel free to use your time to participate in one of the other many intelligent discussions at these forums.
Quote from: Tomboh on January 12, 2008, 01:25:35 PM
Quote from: Helios on January 12, 2008, 01:05:31 PM
This test is immensely stupid in every definition of the word.
I am terribly sorry this is below your level. Feel free to use your time to participate in one of the other many intelligent discussions at these forums.
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Please.
It's for the good of all of us.
Except the ones who are dead.
But there's no sense crying over every mistake.
You just keep on trying until you run out of cake.
And the science gets done and you make a neat gun for the people who are still alive.
i think i should get +100 because I beat you by 100,000 on ttfaf
This whole test is based on your sex life, why?