I guarantee you that it was nowhere near as bad as mine. For over five hours today, I suffered from the immense, mind-shattering pain caused by the infamous kidney stones. Kidney stones are, without a doubt, the most painful things I have ever experienced. When I broke both my collar bone and left leg on a four wheeler accident a few years ago, I thought that nothing could be more painful. I was dead wrong. Kidney stones have got to be the most painful thing in existence. Kidney stones have a sensation similar to giving birth to a ball of razor blades while pissing battery acid as an immensely sharp spear is shoved into your backside. It's truly exquisite.
ouch, sorry, hope tomorrow's better for you
I almost fainted from reading the description alone. Remind me to drink more water.
Ok.
Yay for no family history of kidney stones.
This reminds me of a Family Guy clip that no one added to YouTube so I can't post it :(
Quote from: Co-Z on January 16, 2008, 07:14:35 PM
This reminds me of a Family Guy clip that no one added to YouTube so I can't post it :(
It seems Family Guy is all over that site. They even had the Star Wars special uploaded the next day. Why didn't anyone upload it?
Quote from: Lotos on January 16, 2008, 07:17:58 PM
Quote from: Co-Z on January 16, 2008, 07:14:35 PM
This reminds me of a Family Guy clip that no one added to YouTube so I can't post it :(
It seems Family Guy is all over that site. They even had the Star Wars special uploaded the next day. Why didn't anyone upload it?
What Youtubers call the "Viacommunists".
Look at it this way, tommorow SHOULD be better. :)
Quote from: Tuppyluver1 on January 16, 2008, 07:06:35 PM
Ok.
Yay for no family history of kidney stones.
It's still very possible for you to get kidney stones. Most men will have passed at least three by the time they reach age 40.
*Jugs down a gallon of water*
This is a kidney stone:
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/d/df/Nefrolit.jpg (http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/d/df/Nefrolit.jpg)
Now, once this thing moves from the kidney to the bladder, there are two ways to get it out.
1. You pee it out.
2. You have it removed during a surgery.
These things can be anywhere to the size of a grain of salt to as big as a grapefruit. Yes, today was by far the most painful day of my life. As of right now, I can barely walk.
I've heard kidney stones are more painful than childbirth. D:
Quote from: Totla on January 16, 2008, 07:58:31 PM
I've heard kidney stones are more painful than childbirth. D:
Wouldn't surprise me. Words cannot describe the pain kidney stones bring. According to what my grandfather told me earlier today, kidney stones are very common in my family. I have a bad feeling about my future now.
No more soda or salt for you
Ouch...
Quote from: Sports1 on January 16, 2008, 07:28:32 PM
Look at it this way, tommorow SHOULD be better. :)
HIGHLY unlikely.
Quote from: Totla on January 16, 2008, 07:58:31 PM
I've heard kidney stones are more painful than childbirth. D:
Not really. Children last forever.
So your pepe hole streches because of a kidney stone? Also I can't stop laughing xD Sorry I just can't.
my moms had kidney stones three times and so did my cousin's friend and when he passed them he said, "oh god, I've given birth." They were that big
Quote from: phatyo on January 16, 2008, 08:55:01 PM
So your pepe hole streches because of a kidney stone? Also I can't stop laughing xD Sorry I just can't.
lol. Actually, that part is the least painful. It's the part that comes before that that nearly drove me to suicide. ;D
Quote from: Helios on January 16, 2008, 08:59:54 PM
Quote from: phatyo on January 16, 2008, 08:55:01 PM
So your pepe hole streches because of a kidney stone? Also I can't stop laughing xD Sorry I just can't.
lol. Actually, that part is the least painful. It's the part that comes before that that nearly drove me to suicide. ;D
But it streches :O Omg...that has to hurt...
Quote from: phatyo on January 16, 2008, 09:01:07 PM
Quote from: Helios on January 16, 2008, 08:59:54 PM
Quote from: phatyo on January 16, 2008, 08:55:01 PM
So your pepe hole streches because of a kidney stone? Also I can't stop laughing xD Sorry I just can't.
lol. Actually, that part is the least painful. It's the part that comes before that that nearly drove me to suicide. ;D
But it streches :O Omg...that has to hurt...
Let's just say it makes getting kicked really hard in the nuts seem like a gesture of kindness.
Quote from: Helios on January 16, 2008, 09:03:19 PM
Quote from: phatyo on January 16, 2008, 09:01:07 PM
Quote from: Helios on January 16, 2008, 08:59:54 PM
Quote from: phatyo on January 16, 2008, 08:55:01 PM
So your pepe hole streches because of a kidney stone? Also I can't stop laughing xD Sorry I just can't.
lol. Actually, that part is the least painful. It's the part that comes before that that nearly drove me to suicide. ;D
But it streches :O Omg...that has to hurt...
My grand dad had kidney stones :O But then again his not really my grandpa...His more like my step-grandpa whos only there because my original one died in a war :/. Ethier then that no one my family has a record of anyone havning a kidney stone. : )
Let's just say it makes getting kicked really hard in the nuts seem like a gesture of kindness.
Oh god... I heard that:
[spoiler]that gonorrhea is worse[/spoiler]
I've never had them, but I know people who have & I truly feel sorry for you. I gotta let you know, though, I'm here lmao at your descriptions...sorry :D
That sounds absolutely dreadful.
Kidney stones are essentially calcium deposits in an inopportune place. When my dad had one, his doctor told him to have a glass of alcohol every day. Ethyl alcohol leeches calcium out of your system and it could potentially shrink the size of the stone.
And if it doesn't go away, surgery is a wonderful thing. They give you the happy drugs. I know, I've been there.
Wow. Epic. You know how they get them out, right? :(